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bigJake
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Jake - You might be on to something here. After you insert the key you may have your own car phone. Hook it up to the Sync system in Ford trucks.
You won't get a ticket for using a cell phone while driving..cuz it's not a cell phone.....Great idea.
You won't get a ticket for using a cell phone while driving..cuz it's not a cell phone.....Great idea.
bigJake
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Hey kb, welcome to the Jake, Lou & Criss thread where it is always time to kick back and have a cold one. We offer free redneck advice on just about any life situation. Whether yur sister is cheatin on ya with yur brother or if yur dog just needs a good wormin, we is here to help.
Sorry, but I didn't understand ya'lls question. What is the ugly things that yer tryin to git rid of?
Ya'll wanna see somethin really ugly just take yerself a look see at this here thing on cousin Zeke's neck.
bigJake
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Jale? c'mon Criss, ya'll know i ain't been in jale since that time you n Lou dared me to steal BillyJean Taylor's under britches off the clothesline but I got caught and the sheriff made me sit in the jale cell until Ma come n git me. Damn she sur give me a whoppin fur that.
Merry Christmas mate.
Merry Christmas Everyone,
It wasn't so bad that you stole her under britches, what wuz bad it when the Sheriff caught you wearing them. It's no fun when the big iron gate slams shut.
"Here at the rock there are two rules, rule one obey all rules, rule two do not write on the walls." - Barney Fife
Lou
It wasn't so bad that you stole her under britches, what wuz bad it when the Sheriff caught you wearing them. It's no fun when the big iron gate slams shut.
"Here at the rock there are two rules, rule one obey all rules, rule two do not write on the walls." - Barney Fife
Lou
Hi All,
Merry Christmas to everyone.
We got an half inch of snow Saturday but it was melted by noon.
Who has a white Christmas this year???
Crisso - was your holiday yesterday or is it tomorrow or was it yesterday's tomorrow, or tomorrow's yesterday ......
This international dateline is so confusing...:banghead:
But to all have a beer on me. (it's in the mail)...:cheers: :cheers:
Merry Christmas to everyone.
We got an half inch of snow Saturday but it was melted by noon.
Who has a white Christmas this year???
Crisso - was your holiday yesterday or is it tomorrow or was it yesterday's tomorrow, or tomorrow's yesterday ......
This international dateline is so confusing...:banghead:
But to all have a beer on me. (it's in the mail)...:cheers: :cheers:
jake - didn't yer wif hire a new garden/pool/landscape guy this past summer?
bigJake
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I must of done something wrong, all I get is a busy signal
Jake,
It must have been you. I think your wife was just paying you a compliment, you know it is the giving season and all.
Lou
News bullentin from SDB News
Crisso- how far away are you from this?
Wild Christmas weather hits Australia
AFP – Sun, Dec 25, 2011
Wild surf breaks on the cliffs of Bronte Beach as storms lash the coast of Sydney in July 2011. Wild weather battered Australia Sunday, with a tropical cyclone closing in on the north as tornadoes and thunderstorms brought hail in the south and huge swells forced the closure of popular beaches
Wild surf breaks on the cliffs of Bronte Beach as storms lash the coast of Sydney …
Wild weather battered Australia Sunday, with a tropical cyclone closing in on the north as tornadoes and thunderstorms brought hail in the south and huge swells forced the closure of popular beaches.
Tropical Cyclone Grant intensified to a category two storm off the Tiwi Islands north of Darwin, packing destructive winds of 130 kilometres (80 miles) and forcing Christmas revellers into lockdown.
The weather bureau said Grant was "slowly intensifying" and advised residents in the cyclone's path to take shelter, with gales and heavy weather closing in as the storm inched toward the mainland.
It came as ex-tropical cyclone Fina whipped up huge four-metre (13 foot) waves on the popular northeast coast, creating dangerous surf conditions which forced tourist beaches to close.
Planes were diverted and delayed at Melbourne after thunderstorms, hail and a tornado swept through the southern city, Australia's second-biggest, smashing skylights and car windscreens.
The windstorm swept through at Keilor Downs, northwest of the city, according to the State Emergency Service (SES).
"There was a tornado reported at Fiskville and we know it touched down at Keilor Downs because we had some SES volunteers there and they had to run for shelter," said SES spokesman Lachlan Quick.
Conditions were fine in Sydney, recently hit by unseasonably cool and wet weather, with thousands of tourists flocking to the city's iconic beaches to catch a rare sunburst for the Christmas holiday.
Roger Butler, a lifeguard at renowned Bondi Beach, estimated between 8,000-10,000 people had hit the famous sands to celebrate the holiday.
"Generally it's a pretty relaxed family atmosphere on Christmas day," Butler told AFP.
Cyclone Grant is expected to dissipate over the islands off northern Australia as it skirts across land before regaining strength over the warm waters of the Van Diemen Gulf and crossing back onto the coast mid-Monday.
Northern Australia was savaged by a top-level cyclone earlier this year which flattened key agricultural areas, almost immediately after record flooding devastated the region, swamping coal mines and destroying homes.
There is a strong chance that much of Australia's east will have heavy rainfall over the next few months because of a La Nina weather pattern in the Pacific Ocean, according to the weather bureau.
La Nina is characterised by unusually cool ocean temperatures in the eastern equatorial Pacific and has been associated with strong rainfall in Asia and Australia.
Crisso- how far away are you from this?
Wild Christmas weather hits Australia
AFP – Sun, Dec 25, 2011
Wild surf breaks on the cliffs of Bronte Beach as storms lash the coast of Sydney in July 2011. Wild weather battered Australia Sunday, with a tropical cyclone closing in on the north as tornadoes and thunderstorms brought hail in the south and huge swells forced the closure of popular beaches
Wild surf breaks on the cliffs of Bronte Beach as storms lash the coast of Sydney …
Wild weather battered Australia Sunday, with a tropical cyclone closing in on the north as tornadoes and thunderstorms brought hail in the south and huge swells forced the closure of popular beaches.
Tropical Cyclone Grant intensified to a category two storm off the Tiwi Islands north of Darwin, packing destructive winds of 130 kilometres (80 miles) and forcing Christmas revellers into lockdown.
The weather bureau said Grant was "slowly intensifying" and advised residents in the cyclone's path to take shelter, with gales and heavy weather closing in as the storm inched toward the mainland.
It came as ex-tropical cyclone Fina whipped up huge four-metre (13 foot) waves on the popular northeast coast, creating dangerous surf conditions which forced tourist beaches to close.
Planes were diverted and delayed at Melbourne after thunderstorms, hail and a tornado swept through the southern city, Australia's second-biggest, smashing skylights and car windscreens.
The windstorm swept through at Keilor Downs, northwest of the city, according to the State Emergency Service (SES).
"There was a tornado reported at Fiskville and we know it touched down at Keilor Downs because we had some SES volunteers there and they had to run for shelter," said SES spokesman Lachlan Quick.
Conditions were fine in Sydney, recently hit by unseasonably cool and wet weather, with thousands of tourists flocking to the city's iconic beaches to catch a rare sunburst for the Christmas holiday.
Roger Butler, a lifeguard at renowned Bondi Beach, estimated between 8,000-10,000 people had hit the famous sands to celebrate the holiday.
"Generally it's a pretty relaxed family atmosphere on Christmas day," Butler told AFP.
Cyclone Grant is expected to dissipate over the islands off northern Australia as it skirts across land before regaining strength over the warm waters of the Van Diemen Gulf and crossing back onto the coast mid-Monday.
Northern Australia was savaged by a top-level cyclone earlier this year which flattened key agricultural areas, almost immediately after record flooding devastated the region, swamping coal mines and destroying homes.
There is a strong chance that much of Australia's east will have heavy rainfall over the next few months because of a La Nina weather pattern in the Pacific Ocean, according to the weather bureau.
La Nina is characterised by unusually cool ocean temperatures in the eastern equatorial Pacific and has been associated with strong rainfall in Asia and Australia.
crisso
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One lot of weather is above us.One lot below us.Luckily its missing where I live.Getting daily storms and thats about all.If anything changes,I will get the Weather Department to notify you, so you can issue an all points bulletin for them.Hows that sound to you?:biggrinjester:
Hey Cousin Criss,
Haven't heard from you for a few days, hope you had a nice Christmas. Is Sink still with you, I'm thinking he's staying until after new year.
Just so you know, we have weather here too, not necessarily bad weather, but we do have weather. Less Neisman of WKRP eye witness weather has just reported 42 degrees F and light rain. Crappy day.
Cousin Lou
Haven't heard from you for a few days, hope you had a nice Christmas. Is Sink still with you, I'm thinking he's staying until after new year.
Just so you know, we have weather here too, not necessarily bad weather, but we do have weather. Less Neisman of WKRP eye witness weather has just reported 42 degrees F and light rain. Crappy day.
Cousin Lou
bigJake
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I think SDB has a shot at the Silver Sow award.
in the spitit of "Ginger or Maryann", Jennifer or Bailey?
Cousin Criss,
I was just on another thread with a fellow Australian (I can say that since my citizenship is pending), Guy_ph he mentioned something about a "Rubber Shop", sounds kinky, I want to know more.
Lou
Jake, I would say the Silver Sow award for SDB is in the bag.
Lou
I was just on another thread with a fellow Australian (I can say that since my citizenship is pending), Guy_ph he mentioned something about a "Rubber Shop", sounds kinky, I want to know more.
Lou
Jake, I would say the Silver Sow award for SDB is in the bag.
Lou
bigJake
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I got a feeling that somewhere out there is a sow wearing a Scarlet Letter "A"
check this out, crazy ants, golfing sharks, falling anvils etc, now I can only suppose "irregular drivers"
http://www.seadooforum.com/showthread.php?47303-Maintenance-for-regular-drivers
check this out, crazy ants, golfing sharks, falling anvils etc, now I can only suppose "irregular drivers"
http://www.seadooforum.com/showthread.php?47303-Maintenance-for-regular-drivers
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