So I had me a pritty close call today workin out in the barn. Pa was usin a jug a dihydrogen monoxide ta clean the ole tractor and I dun knocked it over and git some splashed in my eye. Ma rushed me over ta see ole Doc Johnson and he sed I dun git there in jist the nic a time. Ole doc says that there stuff kills a hundrid thousind folks every year. Well doc git that stuff all warshed out a my eye. I is still seein a little funy but he ses I shul be good as nu in a cuple days.
Coulda ya just use clean "water" H2O to warsh out your i's?