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Was that Sis???
ing ding ding ding we have a winner :hurray::hurray::hurray:
bigJake
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Does this sound strange to ya'll
I had ta go see the bum doctor yesterdee. I'm sitting there in that little room and the bum Dr comes in and tells me ta bend over. He starts ta probing away but he didn't put no rubber glove on first. After abouts a good half hour of probing he says everything is just fabulous. Anyways when I was a payin my bill the nurse didn't give me a lollipop. Whenever I goes ta see ole Doc Johnson, I always gits a lollipop when I leave. Should I have complained about not gittin a lollipop?
I had ta go see the bum doctor yesterdee. I'm sitting there in that little room and the bum Dr comes in and tells me ta bend over. He starts ta probing away but he didn't put no rubber glove on first. After abouts a good half hour of probing he says everything is just fabulous. Anyways when I was a payin my bill the nurse didn't give me a lollipop. Whenever I goes ta see ole Doc Johnson, I always gits a lollipop when I leave. Should I have complained about not gittin a lollipop?
bigJake
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2 days ago I would have asked, but I just heard that story from someone else, so I know what was in it. I'll let someone else ask.
crisso
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SINK,SINK ,SINK,Maaaaaaaaate.Bring your credit card and me will shows youz are great time.Me showya,our new Mc Donalds,our new burger King,our new Walmart,our new Starbucks.Everything new in Aussie!!You will have a great time.Me show you how to tie mud crabs using the feet.Bring REALLY good boots.Showya how to catch a Kangaroo.Bring a pogo stick.Showya how to catch a real big crocidilian thing.Bring SDB.I even gunna showya how to catch Sis!!!Bring a bag of donuts.You will leave the shores of this great country,a better and wiser man!!!God MAN.You are in for a treat.(did I say bring your credit card).:hurray::hurray::hurray: Oh.And bring some beers please
bigJake
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:lol::rofl::lols:
crisso
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Mate.Through our travels.I am sure we have all seen our share of bullshit.I know(or is that no) I have.I have dealt with 2nd car dealers,and all sorts of people.But to really share the bullshit,have you ever been to Aussie.We do have bullshit,but to really appreciate it,you have to go into the back blocks.There we have wild buffulo.Now these things don't drop bullshit.They drop buffulo shit.Bullshit doesn't even compare to this stuff.When a buffulo drops a shit,you have to put a sign in the middle of it,and use it as a roundabout.Sorry Griz.What was your question?Oh.Sorrymate.
bigJake
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what was in the bag was bs, just like the entire story. It was a joke.
suppose to work like:
teller: blah bla blah, so I took his bag.
listener: what was in the bag?
teller: BS, just like this whole story.
bigJake
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hey looky here fellers, ole cousin Buddy dun made it all the way to Carnegie Hall to play his harmonica. I remembers when we was kids and he'd sit on our front porch and play that durn thing fer hours and old Duke would cover up his ears with his paws.
http://www.wimp.com/harmonicacarnegie/
http://www.wimp.com/harmonicacarnegie/
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