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So for crisoo, Sunday games are really on Monday and the Monday night game is on Tuesday. Our New Year Eve games are after the fact for him.
wonder if he is out of bed yet. It's 2pm for him on Sunday.
 
I guess I must have the really nasty beer farts. I let one rip and ole duke who was a layin ther lickin at his butt, give me a dirtly look and got up and left the room.
 
Lou, I thought you answered Mr. white's question quite fairly. Maybe he can write in English but can't understand it?
I think he also wanted to know what might happened if he put the racing head on and just do causal riding.......prob do damage, like your Camaro did. I caught it but it wasn't spelled out for him, I guess.
HNY
 
SDB,

The guy's just a jerk, I guess there's jerks all over the world not just in the U.S.

I had a 68 Camero RS, my Dad bought it new, it was a great car, I wish I still had it. It had a 327, 4-speed, 4 barrel carb. with dual exhaust, it was actually the performance "Z" package for that year. It was yellow with the bumble bee stripe around the nose, black vinyl interior. I got my first a** in that car, you're making me dig out old memories. God I wish I had that car back.

Lou
 
Seadoobuddy said:
Lou, I thought you answered Mr. white's question quite fairly. Maybe he can write in English but can't understand it?
I think he also wanted to know what might happened if he put the racing head on and just do causal riding.......prob do damage, like your Camaro did. I caught it but it wasn't spelled out for him, I guess.
HNY
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Lou, is SDB callin you Honey? I wasn't sure what them there letters meant. So's I looked em up on the inturnit and here is what come up Hot Nude Yoga - Naked Gay Men Exploring Yoga in New York. Somebody has sure gots some splaining to do. I guess that is just some nekid Contra Dancin.

And who is this Mr White feller? He ain't been on this here thread. Does he do nekid yoga too?
 
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I was tellin the wife bouts that there nekid yoga and she says them letters HNY means Happy New Year. Boy, does I feel stupid now.
 
Jake, Jake, Jake,

You got it all wrong, what Pa told us was, "the Lord loves a workin man, don't never trust whitey, and if you get it go to the Doctor and get rid of it". I don't think you know shit from Shineola.

HNY

Lou
 
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A man walks down a wooded one lane gravel road. He's shooting a sling shot, loaded with chunks of sweet smelling soap, into the wooded creek bottom on one side of the road. That side of the road was gonna be hunted by a neighbor he don't like.

Here's the question...

Which soap would hold it's scent the longest?
 
Welcome r2b,

I hope you didn't come to this thread for any serious answers, cause you ain't not gonna to find any here.

About your soap question, I don't know how to answer it, none of us use soap that often, and when we do use soap (usually on Saturday nights) it usually ain't store bought. I think I may have to refer your question to the family scholar Cousin Criss in Australia. Since he moved to Oz, he's become citified and he uses soap more than we do over here in the holler.

Lou
 
Yea, the soap that Ma makes is pretty much lye and possum gut. There sure ain't no sweet smell to it. Since that's alls I know about soapin then I'm gomma has ta guess possum gut scent
 
Soap.Hell Yeh!!! I use every second month,and even if I don't need it.
As to why i was on the comp at midnight.We have the busiest time of the year at work at the moment.Long hours but they pay you for it.Didn't worry me.The house has been empty for a while now.My cous folk know the story.Don't put this on the SDB world news and I wont get the rifle out and remove your stones from 200 yards.One at a time.Please.Happy New year Guys.Aussie.Aussie.Aussie!
 
I was chunkin my mrs' perfumiest soap into the woods to fck up a neighbor. That soap by the way was smuggled outa the house at potentially great cost to me. The family jewels were in danger if I was caught.

How do y'all screw up a rival who's encroaching on your huntin grounds?


SDL,
We may not see eye to eye on a coupla topics...but dang...have a lil faith. I'll throw in a titsandass question next time.

Cool? :thumbsup:
 
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I was chunkin my mrs' perfumiest soap into the woods to fck up a neighbor. That soap by the way was smuggled outa the house at potentially great cost to me. The family jewels were in danger if I was caught.

How do y'all screw up a rival who's encroaching on your huntin grounds?

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why is ya wastin all yur time with them fancy soaps? hell, one time the widow Hatfield come a huntin on my favorite spot sos i just shot er in the leg. she never come back. still limps a bit too.
 
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Jake, Jake, Jake,

You got it all wrong, what Pa told us was, "the Lord loves a workin man, don't never trust whitey, and if you get it go to the Doctor and get rid of it". I don't think you know shit from Shineola.

HNY

Lou
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Lou, I put that there stuff Pa tot us down in my signature place so I don't forgit it agin.
 
What year is it in Aussie land??? HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL except Crisso if it aint last year... or was that next year???

Looking forward to a great year of boating in 2012!!! Thinking about selling the motorcycles and getting a nicer boat than I was expecting to get. We'll see what happens.
 
Guys,

I just spent most of the afternoon installing a new seat cover on the 96GSX, picture attached.

Lou

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It is a custom cover, a Black Tip, they were half price on Cyber Monday, so I bought one for Christmas. It wasn't real easy to install, it took about two hours to remove all the old staples, and about another three hours to install the new one, I kept having to re-do sections to get all the wrinkles out, the biggest mistake I made was I started the cover too far back so I had to remove most of the staples and start over, but I'm very satisfied, with the results.

The cover is very good quality and fit like a glove. Reminds me of a joke. Did you hear about the guy with five penis's his condom fit like a glove.

I used T50 stainless staples a air stapler from Harbor Freight, and a heat gun.
 
Dumb Ass Questions!!!!!!

Guys,

I think I'm going to hang out here for a while. There's just too many dumb asses out there. I just answered a guy on another thread who hijacked the thread and demanded to know what oil to use. We may not be the smartest guys on this forum, but at least we aren't rude to each other, unless it's in jest.

Now I know why Tony got burned out on this forum, between these two, xxxxxx something and Mr. Whitey they're not only stupid but very rude. Like Forest Gump said, "Stupid is as stupid does". It's really getting hard to stay civil.

:mad::rant::mad:

Lou
 
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