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howdy, boys i come to you in need of some advice and a good laugh. i'm havin me some problems with a female. she admits that she likes me, that i'm cool, cute and amazin, but she likes her douche bag boyfriend more. now usually i just let my rifle do the talkin, but this situation requires a bit more finess. Help!!
 
Just say to her,''Ï think it's really good that you let your boyfriend do that to you.Especially when you've been drinking".She will be that pissed off with him for gobbing off,she will leave him.Then get her drunk.
 
Well!I have had a great time showing Sink around the Gold Coast,Australia.We have been out on the skis,got pissed,showed him all the sites.Got pissed.Went to all the nightclubs.Got pissed.BUT.This guy has now gone AWOL.And the real Sink has just showed up!It was an honest mistake..You see.I was holding up a sign at the airport that said ''How would I find Sink'.This guy came up to me and said think.He even had a badge on that said the same.I thought Sink had a lisp and because of that,didn't talk much.Because we were always on the piss,he was slurring his speech as well.Now the real Sink got the shits and jumped the next plane home.(as you can see).But I still have this weirdo with a lisp running around Aussie and nobody can find him.The last siting of him was when he jumped in a yellow Hummer,DRIVEN BY A LEGO MAN!! muttering something about He thells thea thells by the thea thore.You can see my dilema.I will keep you all posted.(THIT)
 
OH, OH...sounds like a story for SDB network.

Missing: TSA inspector with lisp seen with Lego Man driving a yellow Hummer2.

details - Last seen with Crisso. So far Aussie beer and a unknown lass are involved......more to follow.
 
Don't chase.Just because a dog chases a car doesn't mean he will be able to drive it.Unless its the superdog here in Aussie.
 
purple_people_eater said:
howdy, boys i come to you in need of some advice and a good laugh. i'm havin me some problems with a female. she admits that she likes me, that i'm cool, cute and amazin, but she likes her douche bag boyfriend more. now usually i just let my rifle do the talkin, but this situation requires a bit more finess. Help!!
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Well PPE, this here douche bag sounds like he may have a fancy for fellers too, least that is what ya got ta git the filly thinkin. So's ya pay a pretty boy to walk up to him in front of the filly ya'll is chasin and tell him he really misses him and wants him back and he is the best lover he ever had. He'll all be denying everything and that will git the filly's head spinnin and mad at him for lyin to her and you just happen to be there to console her after she was betrayed by the douche bag. Then ya show her how ya got the nickname PPE.
 
Hey PPE,

I hope you don't mind if I get serious, because I think your serious about this girl.

I met this girl about 30 years ago, she's now my wife we just celebrated our 30th. anniversary. When I met her she was dating this guy, he was better looking than me, had more money, but I had the feeling it was just a fling.

Here's what I did, first you need to treat her like a lady, like you mother taught you, open doors for her, open the car door for her, treat her like you would treat your mother. BTW I still open the door for my wife and still treat her like the lady she is.

Start by asking her out just to go to lunch, maybe with friends, just something simple, not like a real date. As soon as she sees what a gentleman you are she will compare you with her boy friend and realize she can do better. Work up from there, the first few dates I had with my now wife, we went with mutual friends so she and I didn't feel intimidated.

I had the chance to probably get my then girl friend and now wife in the sack on our second date, she had too much to drink, I thought about it, but I didn't do it. We've been married for 30 years, have three grown boys and have really had a wonderful life.

So I guess the best advice I could give you, if you want this to be a long term relationship, is just take it slow and be a gentleman.

I hope I haven't been to serious here, but I think you really want some good advice, this is the best I can give you.

Lou
 
Now that there is some good advice Lou. I still remember yur first date with cousin Judy. Me and Criss went with ya to meet her and her friends to git milkshakes. At first she really had her eye on Criss, but that there gentlemanly stuff really worked like magic and 3 days later ya'll had that big hodown weddin. Now PPE, you pay attention to ole Lou, cause like I said in the very first post on this thread, he really knows his way around the women folk. And if the gentlemanly stuff don't work out ya can still hire that pretty boy ta help get rid of the douche bag feller.
 
Do you have a lisp???Because if you do.You had one hell of a good time.
If you don't,you missed out on one hell of a good time.(this is getting confusing.Must be the international date line thing again)Are you sure you didn't get here yesterday,or is that tomorrow.?
 
We're getting politically incorrect here. BTW it's hare lip, like a rabbit. That's what I know or is it no.

Lou
 
To every one around the world.HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!May they both hang low and your beer be cold.(got it.Right on midnight) It's now beer oçlock.
 
Hey Criss,

Got a question for you. Was it a pretty good new years eave, and was it worth staying up? We usually miss the celebration and since it's already new years there I thought you could tell us.

Lou
 
Crisso - thanks for the NYE greetings.
I thought it was strange that you were on the 'puter at midnight, shouldn't you be kissing someone instead??????

Luv, Sis xoxo
 
Another thing Criss, I totally lost track of the days last weekend and was really pi$$ed that I missed the Steeler football game. So I'm all geared up to watch the game tomorrow, so don't go telling me today who won tomorrow's game
 
Well it's the end of the year so Pa took his bath last night and since he gits to go first I think I was dirtier when I gots out of the tub than when I gots in.
 
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