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Sink,

With the chili and oyster stew we should have plenty of natural gas, so we'll be fine in the shed, better than the tent we used at thanksgiving. We might need to take Sis off of her diet, that's her on my avatar picture.

Lou
 
You got that right Lou.She's lookin' like a greyhound on a diet..Sinks place should be good.
He got a real old time lightbulby thing.MMMM Warm.Can we go to that Gamblin' drinkin' Womanisin' bar down the road again please.What was their slogan?
Liquior at the front,and poker in the rear?
Was that the place.We had fun last time.
Jake didn't.He went next door to that Village People bar by mistake.And I thought I could run fast.
 
them nice fellers from the Village People bar said we could stay at the YMCA when we comes ta visit Sink at Christmas time if Sink don't have the room for everybody. It musta been BINGO night over at the fire hall that night cause there wasn't a Filly in the whole bar. Cept for them couple a fellas that got confused and thought it was Halloween and was dressed up like purdy girls. That sur is a friendly town there where Sink lives, them fellas was buyin me all the free drinks I could handle.
 
Guys,

We're commin up on a thousand posts on this thread, I think we should do something nice for who ever reaches 1000, like maybe a date with Sis, and sending them to Oz to stay at Criss' house.

Lou
 
I went to a bar like that.And me just drinks beer normally.But these really nice blokes was buyin' me beers.Outta nowhere.One of these nice leather clad type blokes,buys me a Sambucca.He says it was a Lickuish type of taste.I likes Lickuish I says to him.10 -20 of these things later,me a bit pissed.Passed out.I will never drink that Lickuish stuff again.Woke up the next morning,mouth as salty and dry as hell and it must go through me.Cause me bum was sore also.There was a note from me new friends saying to go back to the bar the next day,but I wasn't feeling to good.
 
Lou!!!!.
What a great idea.I will take them to places they only dream about.Takem' out on the ski with Sis'.
Only trouble there is that Sis' will have to sit in front of them.She'll have to slide forward 'cause her arms being a bit thin,she'll have trouble hangin' on.They'll have to make sure she don't just slide right off sideways.I'm sure they'll look after her.Bein'our kin and all
 
I told you guys to not go to the bar without windows!!! GEEEEESH! Do you always walk like that, Criss??? Also, next time don't wear your sheep skin jacket... Some of the cowboys around here kinda like that!
 
Sink.No wonder thems boys was putting their hands inside my jacket.I thoughts they was just cold.
Sdb.I don't think its me.I dont own a shirt with army written on it.
 
Sink.No wonder thems boys was putting their hands inside my jacket.I thoughts they was just cold.
Sdb.I don't think its me.I dont own a shirt with army written on it.

oops.sorry
 
if you park your boat in the middle of a forest and a tree falls on it but nobody hears it, is your boat still crushed?
 
OOOOOO YEHHH!It sure is but only if you post pics of it on a seadoo site.
I hope he got the GPS coordinates for where he parked it.So he can give them to the insurance assesers.
Is it a deer in the background?
 
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The snail was interesting news but the rest of Phil's broadcast was funny. I do like the comment of a slo white guy getting signed by the NBA.

Keep up the good work Jake.
 
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