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I hope this will help you get over the phobia of bugs......watch out there's one on your leg.....

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i had to git a new kumputer the first time I saw them critters. I took it over to the walmart and told the greeter feller that it had bugs in it. He wouldn't even let me bring the durn thing inside the walmart cause of them bugs.
 
I been cyperin on what to git the wife fer Christmas and want to see what you fellers think is the best ider. Lou say's I'm a Inconsiderate Bastard so I's been tryin ta work on that. So I want ta make sur I git the wife somethin real thoughtful fer Christmas. I think I gots a few purdy good iders.

The wife is always bellyaching bouts how much work she gots so I figures if I gits er one of them there extra big fryin pans, then she can cook me and Pa's eggs at the same time and cut er work in half. :thumbsup:

If I gits er a cup holder fer the tracter then when she is cuttin the grass she can fetch me a beer and have some place to put it. She is always complainin about er hand gittin cold when she is fetchin my beer so that shuld make er purdy happy too :thumbsup:

Pa is always givin er lots a grief cause shes uses his newspaper to kill them flies in the kitchen and she gits them dead fly guts on his funny pages and he can't see the funny pictures too good. So I figures if I was ta git er one of them there fancy fly swatters like them city slickers use then she won't have ta listen ta Pa bellyachin no more. That there could be my present fer both the wife and Pa :thumbsup::thumbsup:

I think them there is sum purdy good iders but can't decide which one of them would be the best since I'm tryin ta work on not being a Inconsiderate Bastard.
 
My girlfriend has me. What more could she want???

I was told to never buy a woman anything with a cord as a present unless she specifically asks for it. Unless it VIBRATES that is...
 
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That's a good one Jake. I hope there's not women or youngun's reading this. I'm getting my wife a new washer and dryer for Christmas.......a douche bag and a towel.

Lou
 
Hunters shoot kids instead of deer!?!?!?!?!?!?

Hey guys, deer have 4 legs , a long neck and sometimes antlers...can't you tell the difference?

Kids shot at basketball tryouts

Stray bullets from deer hunters struck two students trying out for their school basketball team in South Texas on Monday.

The male students, aged 13 and 14, were both shot once on the basketball court at Harwell Middle School in Edinburg, The Monitor reported.

The 14-year-old, who was hit in the torso, was rushed into surgery with a bullet lodged in one of his organs, officials said. The 13-year-old was hit in the leg and is in stable condition.

Three men who were hunting deer in a nearby field were taken into custody, with Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino describing it as a "major crime."

One man had a .223-caliber semiautomatic rifle, while the other two had guns of a higher caliber. Charges are pending against the men.

The school was placed in lockdown while the matter was investigated.
 
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That's a good one Jake. I hope there's not women or youngun's reading this. I'm getting my wife a new washer and dryer for Christmas.......a douche bag and a towel.

Lou
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Lou, a washer and dryer together is settin the bar pretty high for next year. ya might want ta git er the washer for Christmas and give er the dryer for Valentines day, hell it's just another month and a half after Christmas so it's only one wash day away.
 
I know the "truth" is something that's not too common on this thread, but this is the truth. Recently our dishwasher crapped out, the digital control panel went bad after three years, and would cost more to fix than it was worth.

My wife informed me that we need a new dishwasher, to which I replied, we don't need a new dishwasher you need a new dishwasher, I married one.

Lou
 
I hope you have a nice sofa to spent the rest of your living nights.
Unless she takes that shovel and clangs you one over the head during the night and blames it on a burglar.
 
Hey Jake.All of thems ideers are good 1's.Get her a kitchin diet dog.They lick the floor clean everyday.Save yue having to buy a new mop or broom.You put all the dirty plates etc.on the floor and they also clean them right up.Then they clean themselves and you then don't feel like eating after seeing that.
 
I got two of them kitchen dogs, I might be persuaded to loan you one. Lucy the blonde one is low on oil because she whines or is it wines all the time.

Lou
 

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Haha.Not sure(or is that shore)which(or is that witch)one is cuter.
My truck had a whine(or is that wine)in the diff.I found a drunk under that back of it with a spanner and a straw.
 
Lou.Has your Missus gone away? You called your dishlicker a Blonde.Is the other one a brunette?
Great!!! Just had an Eastern Brown snake go in downstairs.In the bloody Mancave.I found a skin the other day and didn't think much of it.Now the cat is sitting on the back landing making funny meows.
Brown snakes bite.Not Happy Jan!!!
 
Their or is it there both terrier mixes, both are rescue dogs from the pound. Both are spoiled rotten.

Lou
 
Actually she is gone for about a week. She went to see our son and his family, he works for the Indian Health Service, in Anchorage, Alaska. She's blonde also, that's her on my ski in the avatar (I wish).

Lou
 
SeaDooLou said:
I know the "truth" is something that's not too common on this thread, but this is the truth. Recently our dishwasher crapped out, the digital control panel went bad after three years, and would cost more to fix than it was worth.

My wife informed me that we need a new dishwasher, to which I replied, we don't need a new dishwasher you need a new dishwasher, I married one.

Lou
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Got the wife a new vacuum cleaner for Christmas a few years ago. - true
 
damn, I went to put on Sons of Anarchy (really good show), but I guess it's over for the season already.
 
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