Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[bigJake]

Jake,

Didn't Ma teach you anything, you're supposed to unlock the door for your wife, open the door, after your wife is in the truck, go and unlock your door. Ma was right you are an inconsiderate b**tard. Geesh......

Lou

Lou, now ya dun went and got me in trouble with the wife. We went over to the Walmart today and when we come out I thought I would take your advice and be gentlmanly like and open the door fer er. Well, since she ain't used to that she give me this dirty look and started cussin me right there in the Walmart parkin lot cause she thinks I must be cheatin on er. The greeter had ta cum runnin out the Walmart and calm er down. and when we gots home she refused to fix my supper. she says I shuld go git my whore girlfriend to cook my supper. Now the Nascar is about ta come on the TV and I ain't got no supper. Now what shuld I do?

your bro,
Inconsiderate Bastard.

 

[griz400]

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[bigJake]

lou , i think u answered an old thread bout changing pad on folding rear step, i need to do this, but i guess people have problem puttin it on, any clues ??? that company in corona calif is only 3-4 miles from my brothers house, they say they will change it for no labor, and only 12.00 for pad, http://www.aquaperformance.com/watercraftaccessories.html , i think they probably boil water and put on hot maybe, im maybe gonna send to my brother after holidays - i have no pad on mine, i also thought of wrapin bar with like some bulk traction mat material, like 3 inches wide, and a long strip, u think it would stay on, u think hydroturf or black tip would get into this also

Griz, are you all out of duct tape or what??? Sounds like you need to take a run over to the Walmart.

Don't the foam padding just slide off and on. Mine is wearing thin too and needs repolaced.

 

[LouDoo]

Jake,

I think you over whelmed your wife, after all the years of being an IB, you just can't suddenly become a gentleman. I'm thinking there are a couple of flaws here. One maybe the Walmart parking lot was not the place to start, also maybe you should ease into it, start by just unlocking the door, next time open the door, then open the door let her get in and then close the door.

Your Bro, (the gentleman)

Lou

You need to take the wife out to dinner, I would even let her supersize.

 

[bigJake]

well I'll give it another try tomorrow, Ma just came down with a case of the canker sores so we'll have ta take er to see ole Doc Johnson tomorrow and get some lotion for er. just sittin here eatin some beef jerky and watchin the nascar like an inconsiderate bastard.

 

[bigJake]

Well Lou I guess I blew it again. Me and the wife took Ma over to see Doc Johnson today cause she got that case of the canker sores. Doc give her some of his special lotion. Then I figures I would try out your advice on being gentlemanly with Ma before I gits myself in trouble with the wife again. So I open the door for Ma and try to help er inta the truck and she starts yellin at me about actin like a sissy mama's boy and she ain't no crippled old lady that can't open er own door and climb into the truck by erself.

I don't know if I'm cut out fer this gentlemanly stuff. Maybe I shuld just stick to being a Inconsiderate Bastard since um purdy good at that?

 

[LouDoo]

Jake, I guess Ma always liked me best. You say she has a case of canker sores. Is it a case of 12 or 24, I forgot how they come. You need to take her over to see Doc Honda, he'll probably prescribe castrol super clean, you could also try my favorite super-tech marine grease.

You're probably too old to change your ways, once an inconsiderate bastard always an IB.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

11 year old Jackie Evancho is performing on Jay Leno tonight. She got her start singing the National Anthem at Pittsburgh Penguin games. That's how Christine Aguilera got her start too.

 

[griz400]

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[crisso]

Young Christine Ag.Has been to the food stall with Sis.She's nearly starting to look like a real woman.jake should get her to be on his ski.He would stop falling off so much

 

[crisso]

To all my "cousinfolk" and friends on this here site.:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[griz400]

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[bigJake]

great minds thind alike, one just 30 seconds faster than the other. that's why i rode the short bus to school.

 

[crisso]

Shouldn't he trim 1/4 inch of plug lead and then try how it is?

 

[bigJake]

hmm, that's a good ider. but we should probably see what Lou thinks, he's the real expert.

 

[crisso]

Jake.very good thinking.If he is thinking along the same thinking lines,as us thinking,me thinks he should post his thinkings.What does you and griz think?
You can either think or thwim with a theadoo

 

[crisso]

hey Jake.
I was looking at your Sig.Doesnt this explain a lot
A collective noun for a group of baboons is a ,,,,,,congress.true as true

 

[bigJake]

i was havin trouble walkin yesterdee so i pulled me boots off and trimmed back my toes 1/4". fixer er right up.

 

[crisso]

Ï thought I was having trouble peeing.Prostate I thought.So I trimmed 1/4"off.NOW I am having trouble!!!!

 

[LouDoo]

Hell, if I trimmed a 1/4" off, I wouldn't have anything left. We are talking about spark plug cables, aren't we?

BTW, Criss if I'm going to become an Aussie I guess I'll need to know the metric equivalent to 1/4", measure yours and let me know.

:lol:

Lou

 

[crisso]

:lol:
How do you measure an indent
Give me nine inches and make me satisfied please.Five times later and she said the same thing again.never did get a second date with her

 

[crisso]

Rampage has those little bugs crawling all over his screen.They make me itch everytime I see them.Thanks Rampage.My ankles are itching now.It's like fleas.Who has something better than his!!!! Where do they come from??Has anyone got Rampage eating bugs?

 

[crisso]

RAMPAGE! I loathe your little bugs.I have unleashed the power of JAKE n LOU for some person to devour your little vermin.Some of our friends with great power will eat your little BUGS.Please!.Friends,followers,listeners? Can you devour the Rampage Bugs!

 

[Rampage]

they will only multiply!! just FYI

 

[crisso]

They must not multiply!!!!I have put flea bombs in my house because of this man.The cats even taken off.
It looks at the screen and swipes at them.To no evail.
GRRRRRR Bugs