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Ask Jake, Lou and Tater
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I always liked to use Wilma Fingerdoo.
And if you are a guy you can use Fred C. Mecomin
John in Valley Forge
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Not particularly ironic, it is named after a former governor of Pennsylvania, James Beaver.
bigJake
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let's just be thankful his name was't Harry. Ironic in the sence the PSU is now know for little boys not hot girls.
bigJake
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What??? SDB, nothing personal, but I don't think you quite grasp this play on words name thing. They are supposed to mean something like Polly Ester or Bill Board. who the hell is Fred?
The next time you have a thought, let it go. It's probably just gas. :willy_nilly:
John in Valley Forge
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You must be a Pitt Panther fan.
John in Valley Forge
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It is sad.
I do hope it does not effect canning this weekend.
I do hope it does not effect canning this weekend.
crisso
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he he.I do that to a mate of mine.You ring and get his assistent.
Hey there.May I talk to Grant please.
Sorry sir.He's in a meeting.May I give him a message please.
Yeh!Tell the fat bastard I'm waiting on the phone to talk to him.
I'm sorry sir.But he's in a meeting.
Yeh.But you just said can I give him a message.Tell him I want to talk to him!
By now she is getting flustered.
Sir.May I ask what the call is about?
Yeh!It's the stuff he wanted to know about his new assistant.
Silence,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Hello.Grant here!
Works every time
Hey there.May I talk to Grant please.
Sorry sir.He's in a meeting.May I give him a message please.
Yeh!Tell the fat bastard I'm waiting on the phone to talk to him.
I'm sorry sir.But he's in a meeting.
Yeh.But you just said can I give him a message.Tell him I want to talk to him!
By now she is getting flustered.
Sir.May I ask what the call is about?
Yeh!It's the stuff he wanted to know about his new assistant.
Silence,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Hello.Grant here!
Works every time
bigJake
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i like that Criss.
bigJake
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think i heard on the news the opening day count was below avg, attributing it to the rain
-now i gots ta go look up that there big wurd i dun used
bigJake
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so me and Pa was over to the Walmart yesterdee to fetch us some bait worms and when we was at the checkout, there was this cute young filly in front of us that had somethin in er shoppin cart that was just a stinkin ta high heaven. so i asks er what that there stink was from and she says she was buyin er some moth balls.
Now I knows the Walmart sells everything ya need, but me an Pa just looks at one and other and we just can't figures out whys they would be sellin them there moth balls. Then that young filly shows us the box with them moth balls in it and theys was so big I damn near fell over. Theys would make ole Zeke, Pa's studdin bull proud. Nows I's didn't think it would be proper ta ask that filly what she was a plannin ta do with them there giant moth balls so's me and Pa didn't say nuthin. Me and Pa never dun heard of any moths that had giant balls like that so I was a wunderin Criss if maybe them giant moths lives down in the Aussie land. And since theys smells so bad how does they get any lady moths ta come around?
Now I knows the Walmart sells everything ya need, but me an Pa just looks at one and other and we just can't figures out whys they would be sellin them there moth balls. Then that young filly shows us the box with them moth balls in it and theys was so big I damn near fell over. Theys would make ole Zeke, Pa's studdin bull proud. Nows I's didn't think it would be proper ta ask that filly what she was a plannin ta do with them there giant moth balls so's me and Pa didn't say nuthin. Me and Pa never dun heard of any moths that had giant balls like that so I was a wunderin Criss if maybe them giant moths lives down in the Aussie land. And since theys smells so bad how does they get any lady moths ta come around?
crisso
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Well.The secret is out!They actually off kangaroos.You see,this is what happen.Kangaroos jump around everywhere and get into the farmers crops.To help stop this,the farmers put up higher and higher fences.Now.These "so-called MOTHBALLS" are really from the kangaroos that cant jump quite as high as the others.The reason they pong a bit is because the farmers only get to go around about once a month to collect them off the tall barbwire fences.They then pickle them and ship them off to you guys.It aint pretty.But they work.
bigJake
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7 Nights in Las Vegas, ON THE STRIP
I posted this in the for sale section, but I have the deal of the century for someone wanting to take a last minute trip to Las Vegas.
I have a 1 Bedroom Suite, reserved December 10, 2011 - December 17, 2011 at the Polo Towers Resort located right on the Las Vegas strip next door to the MGM Grand. Sleeps 4.
Suite includes bedroom, living room, fully equipped kitchen, dining area. (this unit rents for $220/night on their rental site). I was originally asking $800 but will take $500 for the week.
THIS IS A SUITE, NOT A HOTEL ROOM!!!
PM me in interested.
Additional Resort Info:
http://www.intervalworld.com/web/cs?a=1503&resortCode=PLT&parentResortCode=PLT
NOTE: I also have a 2 Bedroom Condo in Orlando, listed in the "Everything Else for Sale" section available Dec 31 - Jan 7. I was asking $1200, but just reduced to $900.
sorry for the breach of posting ettiquete. These are 2 great deals. :thumbsup: I'm taking a big loss on each.
I posted this in the for sale section, but I have the deal of the century for someone wanting to take a last minute trip to Las Vegas.
I have a 1 Bedroom Suite, reserved December 10, 2011 - December 17, 2011 at the Polo Towers Resort located right on the Las Vegas strip next door to the MGM Grand. Sleeps 4.
Suite includes bedroom, living room, fully equipped kitchen, dining area. (this unit rents for $220/night on their rental site). I was originally asking $800 but will take $500 for the week.
THIS IS A SUITE, NOT A HOTEL ROOM!!!
PM me in interested.
Additional Resort Info:
http://www.intervalworld.com/web/cs?a=1503&resortCode=PLT&parentResortCode=PLT
NOTE: I also have a 2 Bedroom Condo in Orlando, listed in the "Everything Else for Sale" section available Dec 31 - Jan 7. I was asking $1200, but just reduced to $900.
sorry for the breach of posting ettiquete. These are 2 great deals. :thumbsup: I'm taking a big loss on each.
John in Valley Forge
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My neighborhood is overrun with deer this week.
crisso
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Where can I get meself one of thems lickin' deer.There's nun on Ebay!At least you could put your hand on the top of their head and say."oh dear Oh dear Oh dear".(or is that deer)
Is the average you'all talkin' about deer shot or peoples?
Lou used to have that dog that was always lickin' it's man tonsils.He always kept it locked in the shed when Jake an me used to go visitin'.Now I know why it's name was Buck.
Is the average you'all talkin' about deer shot or peoples?
Lou used to have that dog that was always lickin' it's man tonsils.He always kept it locked in the shed when Jake an me used to go visitin'.Now I know why it's name was Buck.
Sink
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Looking forward to seeing you all at Christmas time. Stay as long as you like. My shed is plenty big for you all to stay in... And I have a light bulb for heat! Shouldn't be too bad. It only gets down to 15 or so below zero and the dirt is pretty soft to sleep on. Jake can sleep with the goat to keep him warm. The rest of you have Sis!
Figured I'd do chili and oyster stew on Christmas eve.... there will be plenty.
Figured I'd do chili and oyster stew on Christmas eve.... there will be plenty.
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