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Ask Jake, Lou and Tater
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crisso
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Are we allowed to put a frock and a bit of lippy on the ugly goat/sheepy's to purdy them up a tad.I don't need gumboots for the sheep.Me has velcro gloves in my suitcase.I need a cliff also.Put them on the edge and they push back harder.Damn!.Me not even going.All that must be over here.
Deer Jake and Lou,
Weeza ritin' to tell yall bout the grate time we all had saterday nite. aunt Hatti and uncle Cletus stopped by and told us that the Beaver Lick Gospel Revival people had come and set a tent up just outside of town. Otis grabbed a jug of pa's cider and we all hopped in the truck and headed for town. The preacher asked for people to come up on stage and join in. Aunt Hatti, uncle Cletus and sis went up. It was real nice at first. The organ was a playin'. The preacher was a preachin'. Most people on stage were snake huggin' and all.
Sis was dancing all sexy, huggin' and kissin' on snakes, when she decided to take a big swaller of snake venom that wuz in a jar on the table. I guess porin' that venom into a belly full of pa's cider got sis a goin'. She started turnin' different colors and her good eye rolled up into her head. Me and Otis wuz in the front row and could tell something crazy wuz about to happen so we grabbed the cider and moved back a mite.
Shur nuff, sis started goin; all crazy. She ran over and nocked uncle Cletus off the stage. Then she body slammed aunt Hatti. She chased down the preacher, got him in a head lock and comenced to chewin' on his ear.
She let go of the preacher when she herd the crowd a cheering then laid down on her back and started a wigglin', doin' a jig and floppin' round like a fish outa water. Six of those revival fellers ran up and tried to hog tie her but she wuzn't havin' nun of that. No sir.
She beat them fellers off her, jumped off the stage and went a runnin' out of that tent, screamin' in tongues all the way.!!
We still haven't found her but figure she come back round when she gits hungry. Most people said it wuz the best revival they'd ever bin to. We can't wait for next year.
Yurz trooly, Me and Otis.
Weeza ritin' to tell yall bout the grate time we all had saterday nite. aunt Hatti and uncle Cletus stopped by and told us that the Beaver Lick Gospel Revival people had come and set a tent up just outside of town. Otis grabbed a jug of pa's cider and we all hopped in the truck and headed for town. The preacher asked for people to come up on stage and join in. Aunt Hatti, uncle Cletus and sis went up. It was real nice at first. The organ was a playin'. The preacher was a preachin'. Most people on stage were snake huggin' and all.
Sis was dancing all sexy, huggin' and kissin' on snakes, when she decided to take a big swaller of snake venom that wuz in a jar on the table. I guess porin' that venom into a belly full of pa's cider got sis a goin'. She started turnin' different colors and her good eye rolled up into her head. Me and Otis wuz in the front row and could tell something crazy wuz about to happen so we grabbed the cider and moved back a mite.
Shur nuff, sis started goin; all crazy. She ran over and nocked uncle Cletus off the stage. Then she body slammed aunt Hatti. She chased down the preacher, got him in a head lock and comenced to chewin' on his ear.
She let go of the preacher when she herd the crowd a cheering then laid down on her back and started a wigglin', doin' a jig and floppin' round like a fish outa water. Six of those revival fellers ran up and tried to hog tie her but she wuzn't havin' nun of that. No sir.
She beat them fellers off her, jumped off the stage and went a runnin' out of that tent, screamin' in tongues all the way.!!
We still haven't found her but figure she come back round when she gits hungry. Most people said it wuz the best revival they'd ever bin to. We can't wait for next year.
Yurz trooly, Me and Otis.
Deer griz,
thanks fur seyin' I got sum lernin'. I'm home skooled. Yes sur. Ma talt me how to reed reedin' an rite ritin'.
Have you seen Jake and Lou? It is not like them fellers to be gon so long. Otis wanderz if they run across sis. Hope it werent sumthin' me and Otis sed.
Yurz trooly, me and Otis
P.s. Sink, They is shur fine washer and dryer but why aint they on the front porch war they belong?
thanks fur seyin' I got sum lernin'. I'm home skooled. Yes sur. Ma talt me how to reed reedin' an rite ritin'.
Have you seen Jake and Lou? It is not like them fellers to be gon so long. Otis wanderz if they run across sis. Hope it werent sumthin' me and Otis sed.
Yurz trooly, me and Otis
P.s. Sink, They is shur fine washer and dryer but why aint they on the front porch war they belong?
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bigJake
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Dennis, we been drivin back from Sink's haus. That front load dryer that he gots is more fun than a carnival ride. I dun almost got stuck inside the durn thing tho. Ma got ta take a ride on Sink's washin machine durin the spin cycle and she was pesterin Pa all the way home to git er one of them fer Christmas. Course, she'll still use the washboard fer wushin clothes and all, the lectric washer would be just fer ridin on.
Fellers,
We're still here, we've been on the road for the last few days, it's a long way from Nebraska back to the holler. That new yeller Vandelay edition Hummer made the trip a little easier, except we had to stop along the way picking up odd jobs to pay for gas. I think that Hummer is worse on gas than a SeaDoo.
Anyway we got back this morning, Jake and Sis been talkin about the Thanksgiving at Sink's house, and what a great time we had, that Sink really knows how to throw a party, he's got a beautiful place, nice home, I guess he's gonna stay there a while cause he done took the wheels off of his home. We had such a good time we're talkin about goin back for Christmas and staying through new years.
Jake and Lou
We're still here, we've been on the road for the last few days, it's a long way from Nebraska back to the holler. That new yeller Vandelay edition Hummer made the trip a little easier, except we had to stop along the way picking up odd jobs to pay for gas. I think that Hummer is worse on gas than a SeaDoo.
Anyway we got back this morning, Jake and Sis been talkin about the Thanksgiving at Sink's house, and what a great time we had, that Sink really knows how to throw a party, he's got a beautiful place, nice home, I guess he's gonna stay there a while cause he done took the wheels off of his home. We had such a good time we're talkin about goin back for Christmas and staying through new years.
Jake and Lou
crisso
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Glad you all had a great time.!!Good to hear he finally got the wheels of his trailer.
Just got Jakes paperwork for becoming an Aussie.Lou.Put you name on his form and we'll do a bulk application.Mom n Sis' are already there as bulk luggage so it might be a tad easier.If you keep saying to the customs guy"yeh Mate" "she'll be right".they will let you straight in.You'll sound like a dickhead Aussie.Then ring me.Habib the taxi/cab driver will need directions to get near my place.
Just got Jakes paperwork for becoming an Aussie.Lou.Put you name on his form and we'll do a bulk application.Mom n Sis' are already there as bulk luggage so it might be a tad easier.If you keep saying to the customs guy"yeh Mate" "she'll be right".they will let you straight in.You'll sound like a dickhead Aussie.Then ring me.Habib the taxi/cab driver will need directions to get near my place.
Sink
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Glad to finally meet youz guys! The washer aint on the front porch cuz we live in Nebraska! It was 12 (above, at least for now) yesterday morning so it dont work out there! Of course I took the wheels off my house! Where do you think I got the wheels for my boat trailer? GEEEEZE! You think I'm rich or sumthin??? I ain't no Vandelay you know.....
Making plans for Christmas. Already collecting road kill for the big feast!!! Hope to find a red fox on the road as the centerpiece/Sis's new coat for Christmas! Ok.. I know I will need about 100 for her coat...
Making plans for Christmas. Already collecting road kill for the big feast!!! Hope to find a red fox on the road as the centerpiece/Sis's new coat for Christmas! Ok.. I know I will need about 100 for her coat...
Is he related to Jim Nabors aka Gomer Pyle???.....RIP
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