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Ask Jake, Lou and Tater
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I think I've cracked the case, SDB just happens to be in Florida, Art Vandelay is also in Florida. Coincidence?, I don't think so....
http://www.condo.com/vandelay
Lou
http://www.condo.com/vandelay
Lou
Cousin Criss,
I noticed your new signature line about interstate highways in Hawaii. I have another one for you. Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?
Check out the picture of Sis, she's lookin pretty good, are you sure you can't make it for Thanksgiving?
Lou
I noticed your new signature line about interstate highways in Hawaii. I have another one for you. Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?
Check out the picture of Sis, she's lookin pretty good, are you sure you can't make it for Thanksgiving?
Lou
crisso
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Haha Move something in a car and its a shipment.Move something in a ship and its cargo
Nah .Still cant make thankgiving.I got a hummer I have to paint blue and a trailer to modify to also fit a motorbike.Sis is looking a bit skinny.I think she needs worming.Go next door to Leroys and get some drench from him.His taste the best out of all of them.Works quick too.
Nah .Still cant make thankgiving.I got a hummer I have to paint blue and a trailer to modify to also fit a motorbike.Sis is looking a bit skinny.I think she needs worming.Go next door to Leroys and get some drench from him.His taste the best out of all of them.Works quick too.
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bigJake
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Lou, you must be furious to find out that your wife has been foolin around with that Vandelay feller and she didn't get you any free Vandelay t-shorts.
bigJake
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Damn Criss you never told us you taught ole Woodley to drive. SDB must still be sleeping since he didn't start a thread about this.
Dog caught driving in Australia
DARWIN, Australia, Nov. 20 (UPI) -- A dog allegedly was spotted driving a mobile home down the street in Darwin, Australia, after learning how to drive by observing his owner, observers claim.
Woodley, a 2-year-old German Koolie, allegedly took the mobile home for a spin while his owner, Richard McCormack was in a store, The Sun reported.
"I came out and saw the bus going down the road. I couldn't believe it," McCormack said.
This isn't the first time Woodley has tried to take the wheel, his owner explained.
"He sits next to me when I'm driving and in the driver's seat when I'm not. The handbrake is on the dashboard and he's seen me release it many times. He was just copying me. He's tried it on before," said McCormack.
The vehicle was eventually brought to a stop when bystander Phil Newton, 30, jumped in an open window and put the handbrake back on after seeing that a dog was navigating the mobile home.
"This was weird, even for the Northern Territory," he said.
Dog caught driving in Australia
DARWIN, Australia, Nov. 20 (UPI) -- A dog allegedly was spotted driving a mobile home down the street in Darwin, Australia, after learning how to drive by observing his owner, observers claim.
Woodley, a 2-year-old German Koolie, allegedly took the mobile home for a spin while his owner, Richard McCormack was in a store, The Sun reported.
"I came out and saw the bus going down the road. I couldn't believe it," McCormack said.
This isn't the first time Woodley has tried to take the wheel, his owner explained.
"He sits next to me when I'm driving and in the driver's seat when I'm not. The handbrake is on the dashboard and he's seen me release it many times. He was just copying me. He's tried it on before," said McCormack.
The vehicle was eventually brought to a stop when bystander Phil Newton, 30, jumped in an open window and put the handbrake back on after seeing that a dog was navigating the mobile home.
"This was weird, even for the Northern Territory," he said.
Hi Guys,
Happy Thanksgiving to all and sis too.
Just got the most advanced phone dial up internet hook up I could in the florida trailer tent.
I'm having one of those "yeeling" brewskis....while watching the Feetsball game. Just not the same taste as the moonhine from the local still.
I think my sis-in-law (my cousin) is cooking some boatkill ....seal and Manatee...she says they taste like posuum????
I'll let you know later.
Happy Thanksgiving to all and sis too.
Just got the most advanced phone dial up internet hook up I could in the florida trailer tent.
I'm having one of those "yeeling" brewskis....while watching the Feetsball game. Just not the same taste as the moonhine from the local still.
I think my sis-in-law (my cousin) is cooking some boatkill ....seal and Manatee...she says they taste like posuum????
I'll let you know later.
crisso
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Woodley is a dog of many talents.He can ride a ski also.He pinched the mobile home to go visit his little bitch down the road.
A while back,I taught him to make a fist so he doesn't have to lick himself all the time.Now he sits on the couch and watches Lassie movies all the time.Made his breath a bit better too.
A while back,I taught him to make a fist so he doesn't have to lick himself all the time.Now he sits on the couch and watches Lassie movies all the time.Made his breath a bit better too.
bigJake
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Criss, remember when we was kids sittin on the back porch and ole Duke started to lick himself and I says "Hey Criss, ya think you could do that" and you says "well, I don't know, let me give it a try" and old Duke bit ya right on the nose. I laugh about that every time I see a dog doing that.
Hey Guys,
I'm so excited, I just had to share the news. I just got a new job with Vandelay Industries. I'm going to be their new Logo designer, it's a full time job with overtime, should be about 60 hours and week. Vandelay Industries not only produces latex and latex products, they are also importers and exporters, and also Art Vandelay is also an architect. So they need lots of logos.
Here's the strange part, Brent told me I wouldn't have to relocate, I could just work on the computer from my home. But my wife and little Brent have already relocated near Vandelay industries in Florida, Brent Vandelay has even provided a home and a car for her. He's really a nice guy.
Lou
I'm so excited, I just had to share the news. I just got a new job with Vandelay Industries. I'm going to be their new Logo designer, it's a full time job with overtime, should be about 60 hours and week. Vandelay Industries not only produces latex and latex products, they are also importers and exporters, and also Art Vandelay is also an architect. So they need lots of logos.
Here's the strange part, Brent told me I wouldn't have to relocate, I could just work on the computer from my home. But my wife and little Brent have already relocated near Vandelay industries in Florida, Brent Vandelay has even provided a home and a car for her. He's really a nice guy.
Lou
bigJake
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Sink, we is still headin yur way tryin to get there before the leftover turkey sandwhiches run out. We was lost ever since we done got seperated from Lou at the gas station but then we picked up this Bob Wagner feller who was hitchhikin cause he said he knew the way. He got us pointed in the right direction then crawled in the back of the truck and was drinking shine with Ma. They was really hootin and hollerin back there then it got real quiet. We started gigglin and all cause we figured they was doin some love makin in the back a the truck but Pa said it would be rude if we was ta look. Anyway's we was driving all night, then finally looked in the back a the truck this morning and that Wagner feller was passed out cold from the shine and Ma was missin. We figure Ma must a reached out to tighten up the chain on the Seadoo trailer and fell out but wes don't know fer sure. Now we is tryin to decide if we should keep headin yer way or go back and look for Ma. We figure she was so drunk from the shine that she didn't feel nuthin when she hit the road and is just sleepin it off somewhere. What ya'll think we should do?
Griz,
I haven't had to pay those bills in years, we also get the lawn cut for free. Come to think of it we've lived in three different houses since we've been married and always had the same mailman, his name is Fred, my wife likes him so much our middle son is named Fred. We live in a real friendly neighborhood, people commin and goin all the time.
Lou
Jake,
I told you we would be driving a yellow hummer, I sold the old truck to cousin Criss. We're just now pullin into Sink's drive way. He's got a real nice place, it's a doublewide with underpinnin, he's got all kinds of youngun's, dogs, critters, even got some friendly goats, I know how you love goats, you and Sis are gonna love it. When you reach the boondocks, turn off the paved road and take a right, go about 20 miles, his place is the second on the right after you pass the boondocks, you can't miss it.
Lou
bigJake
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well, while we was standin there cypherin on what to do about Ma, a big ole Kenworth pulls up and out pops Ma. Turns out the trucker saw Ma just lying there in the road so he give er a ride. That Bob Wagner feller was still passed out cold in the back of the truck but the trucker feller seemed to take a shine to em so we loaded him in with the trucker and we is back on the road. The trucker says we is just about 5 miles from the boondocks so we should be there pretty soon.
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