Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[harryb]

nope, no vandelay here, been out looking for a hummer. wife getting real excited about that trip to Tampa.

 

[crisso]

Wasn't Nat wood wearind a latex bouancy vest made by...Vandelay Ind.????The plot thickens.Sinks money is is safe hands now.Trust meI will get it to you as soon as things quieten down a bit.$500 000 wasn't it?
Newsflash!!! Someone has been arrested following the discovery of money at a pizza shop.This was a pizza shop that has no enemies.(hasn't been burnt down yet)The suspect still wont talk.He was taken away to a safe hidaway in a yellow hummer.News reporters are staking out jetski shops because they were seen towing an empty trailer behing the hummer.Thoughts are,they are planning to island hop him back to the US on Highspeed,large fueltanked,toiletfitted,bedfitted seadoos.
Others are saying a long snorkel has been fitted to the hummer and the trailer was to tow extra fuel for a covert operation,and they were going to drive him back under the cover of the ocean.Only time will tell.
gee its all happening.I will keep you all posted if I get anymore info.
Sink.It was 400 000 wasn't it???

 

[bigJake]

Criss, I think they are going to use the Trojan Horse method - send him back inside a giant Lego Man.

I had a Trojan whore once.

 

[crisso]

:lol:.Jake.Was it a He-hore or a She-whore

 

[bigJake]

hard to tell with them trojan folk

 

[griz400]

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[crisso]

You have to watch out for a prominent adams apple,big feet and big hands.Big hands are bad.They make your thingy look small

 

[LouDoo]

Hey Jake,

I like your new avatar, I believe that's Brent's wife Brenda Vandelay.

Lou

 

[crisso]

Yeh Jake.She Velly rubbery rooking rady.Me likee a rot

 

[LouDoo]

I put up a picture of Art Vandelay.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

yea I went over to her house last night to console her.

 

[crisso]

If Brent and Sis are in my van,does that make it a Vandelay in? EEEEOOOOO!.Yuk.New carpets a seat coverings.Me seen what Sis can do

 

[bigJake]

hey Lou and Criss, I gots this little pimple on me neck that Ma's been after me to go see Doc Johnson about. I told er I was too busy lookin for this Vanderlay feller and lookin after his wife Brenda ta go see Doc Johnson. What ya'll think?

 

[LouDoo]

Who says this forum is dead in the winter, with simple minds like ours we can find lots of stuff to entertain ourselves.

George, err Lou

 

[griz400]

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[LouDoo]

Jake,

It's kinda small, I would wait until it gets larger, then call the local boil sucker.

Lou

 

[crisso]

Griz.Yeh.I've only heard it one time myself
Jake.It looks like a little sunburnt titty.Leave it there.Just lay back and put your hands behind your head and relax

 

[bigJake]

i gots something else I do to entertain myself but it don't take up much time at all.

 

[Dennis]

Deer Jake and Lou,
First of all, I want to thank yall for settling the arguement between me and my stupid brother Otis about ma and pa still bein brother and sister even after their divorce. Now I have a new problem.

Me and Otis have bin fightin with Sis bout sumthin'....................Who should turn the lite on after sex?
Me and Otis say that she should do it but Sis says that if we wuz gentlemen we would open the car door for her.
Who's rite?

 

[crisso]

Do you really want the light on?I have seen Sis and after the boogaloo,it aint pretty.Have you ever seen a bulldog after its eaten porridge.I would pull the interior bulb just to be safe.Just my opinion

 

[bigJake]

Dennis, I have ta go with Sis on this one. Reason is, if ya just pop the door open on yur side then ya get one final good look at er arse as she crawls across yer lap ta go fetch that beer fer ya :thumbsup:

 

[crisso]

That beer.I thought you needed about a case.But,beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

 

[Dennis]

Damn CRISSO!! Yur makin' me hungry just thinkin bout it! And JAKE, yur rite. Ther I wuz not thinkin agin. I'll tell Otis to stop fetchin the beer. I've bin tired of him crawlin across my lap for awhile now. It wuz fun at first but I see now where Sis would be better! At least fur a while.
This all got started cause Sis wanted to feel more important an all. Hell, me an Otis just figured that if Sis was able to change the 8 track of her favorite love songs with her chubby toes, whilst in the throws of passion, that she shouldn't mind turnin' on a lite or two.

Thanks fellers

 

[griz400]

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[bigJake]

Lou, I see you found a picture of Brent's mistress.