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[crisso]

This is different
1.One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2.One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3.One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4.In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5.This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Terabytes/sec
This means that the female egg cell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

However if only a small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

 

[LouDoo]

Hey Guys,

Criss, All I got to say to your last post is HUH?

I was just on another thread, TPS, I was going to make a smart remark, but decided not. I just wanted to know if you all filed your TPS reports. If you haven't you need to file the TPS reports with the updated cover sheets.

See Bill Lumbergh, yea that'll be Great.............

Lou

 

[crisso]

:lol:
That was trivial stuff Lou.We all need to know.Like,,
Nearly all Polar Bears are left handed.

 

[bigJake]

This is different
1.One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2.One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3.One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4.In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5.This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Terabytes/sec
This means that the female egg cell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

However if only a small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

Criss, You know WAY TOO MUCH about Semen.

 

[bigJake]

Hey Guys,

Criss, All I got to say to your last post is HUH?

I was just on another thread, TPS, I was going to make a smart remark, but decided not. I just wanted to know if you all filed your TPS reports. If you haven't you need to file the TPS reports with the updated cover sheets.

See Bill Lumbergh, yea that'll be Great.............

Lou

I can help with that. I have a certification in CMMI.

 

[crisso]

:lols: Semen.What you talkin' about Willis? I's been around boats all me life. What the hell is CMMI

 

[crisso]

Lou.Yep.Me just filed the TPS.My CPS,the AFS,my ETS,my MAFS and all the others.I forgot the FHIM2,also the YTHEF.Got the UPU2 and WHADF.Lou.Did I miss any?Don't need the gov coming down on me

 

[LouDoo]

That's where I got my last ski, Seaman Ohio. Heh, heh, heh.

Speaking of heh, heh, heh, did you'all hear Beavis and Butthead are comming back?

Lou

 

[crisso]

Hey Guys,

Criss, All I got to say to your last post is HUH?

I was just on another thread, TPS, I was going to make a smart remark, but decided not. I just wanted to know if you all filed your TPS reports. If you haven't you need to file the TPS reports with the updated cover sheets.

See Bill Lumbergh, yea that'll be Great.............

Lou

Lou Lou Lou.Don't give in son.Don't make a silly or smartarse comment on another thread.Don't come all over another thread and make a mess of it.We know they don't like it.:biggrinjester:

 

[crisso]

Beavis and Butthead..Heh heh ,,,grunt ,,grunt ,,Love them,,,grunt grunt,Heh heh heh
Good to hear.

 

[crisso]

Trivia! Why do I see so many trailers with no vees in them.Mine and all I see here are veed.It drops the ski 8 or so inches lower on the trailer.On the road they are more stable.Just wondering????

 

[crisso]

Strange name on the seadoo threads?? Fukseadoo. How did that get through?

 

[Seadoobuddy]

He is from your area crisso......

 

[Sink]

That's pronounced FOOOOK seadoo

 

[crisso]

A ckicken crossed the road in slow motion.
It was poultry in motion

 

[crisso]

Here's one for all the Greenies and Treehuggers
99% of ALL animal species that have ever lived on this earth,were extinct before the arrival of man.
(there is something to stick in your pipe)

 

[Seadoobuddy]

From where did you *DIG* this fact up?

 

[crisso]

From a University book about biology and natural changes and evolution of species.In short.The survival of the fittest

 

[crisso]

The silkworms silk comes out of it's mouth as a thread of gooey liquid.So that silk tie you bought or the silk bedroom gear you got the wife on Valentines day,is really just worm spit.

 

[crisso]

9'46 pm in Oz.I am the only member on.wow

 

[crisso]

George Washington died the last hour of the last day of the last week of the last month of the last year of the 18th century

 

[griz400]

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[crisso]

:lol:I have never heard anything like that one C'mon Griz Drop the answer out

 

[crisso]

It outta be how big the dog house is

 

[griz400]

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