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Griz, I don't think you've been formally welcomed to the thread. So welcome aboard.
If you have any more questions feel free to ask. If I don't know the answer one of the other experts (Lou or Criss) will be along shortly.

That was a very good question question about the orange.
Can you post a pic of the orange? It would help the less mechanically inclined to understand. The best way to winterize your orange is to fill it with RV antifreeze (non-toxic when you eat the orange in the spring), cover it with anitcorrosive and keep it in a warm place.

What part of Tampa are you from? (I don't really care, just taking up thread space)

Jake

Tank you, berry berry much.
 
A ckicken crossed the road in slow motion.
It was poultry in motion

It's not often you see a ground hog on the road that was hit by a car but still alive. I saw one the other night just floppin around right in the middle of the road. Kind of brought a tear to my eye to see, so I stopped and picked the little fella up, put him in a cardboard box with a blanket to keep him nice and warm and took him home. Ma made one hell of a good stew outta him. She said it was good thinkin on my part to keep him warm and alive so the meat would be the freshest.
 
Crisso here,Ummm oranges
What came first.The color or the fruit.
Imagine it,"hey,look at that on the tree,it's an ,,,,,,,,,,." Thing colored like a thing we eat."But gee pappa,is not a berry""yes my son but it keeps us from getting scurvy""so let us enjoy is color and flavour""thank you pappa,you are so wise""but what the eff is it called"
Hence it's name.
Griz.There is many things that most mortals don't understand.That is why jake and Lou is here.I bet you hoped there was a simple orange answer.But no hohoho.There is always another deep and meaningful answer.
Wrong!An orange is an orange is an orange,unless it's a,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
 
well, the orange, wasnt really orange, fell off tree early, looked like a rock, cause was raining, fell in mud, and rolled down hill, then,
rained again, hence washing mud off, then had that combination orange/yellow citrus syndrome, u being from pittsburg, u wouldnt know about that stuff, cause your a regular patron at kennywood...... now ur puzzled, yeah, ole griz was born and raised from around that area, you believe me ???? bet you have ate redstone candy around xmas, when u go to a wedding, u eat pig and a blanket, and rt51 has too many potholes..... anyways heres another one, whats the difference between a dead seadoo salesman and a dead snake in the middle of the road ??????

well any "Yinzer" would know, the difference is ya swerve to avoid the snake.
sounds like you were from the South Hills. I've been in Peters twp the last 12 years. prior to that out the parkway east. I'm still trying to forget about that nightmare.

Think I'll head down to Primantti's for lunch, Did ya know there is one on 51 now.
How bout them Stillers whoppin on New England Sunday. I'm sure you didn't turn into a Tampa Bay fan. Once a Steeler fan, always a Steeler fan.

oh, you should have shrink wrapped that orange.
 
I nearly hit a big kangaroo the other day.I had skidmarks on my undies.(underpants)
The Chinese ideogram for "trouble"depicts two woman living under one roof.They aint telling us nothing
 
Deer Jake and Lou,
I wuz a hopin yall could help settle a arguement that me and my brother Otis have been havin fur years now.........

If yur ma and pa git divorced are they still brother and sister????

Thanks fur the help.
 
well, it aint yinz, its yunz, lol, my wife still says that, we been in tampa, (brandon) since 1983, married in 82, we lived fayette county --
(uniontown), foot of the mountains i lived, where the big bucks played, i said played, cause ive shot alot of em, and im a bucs fan now, u ever have redstone candy ???? was up there yr and half ago, mom passed away, we rode 4 wheelers all over mount summit, from lemont pa, at at stonehouse in mountans, went to ohiopyle falls and yough dam, we had a boat on yough dam when i was a kid growin up, i went to mechanics school in 77 in homestead at rosedale technical institute, right over homestead highlevel bridge, anyways, answer was theres a skidmark in front of the snake ...........


I thing yunz is a term used further south of Pittsburgh, halfway between yinz and ya'll. I've lived in the Pittsburgh suburbs all my life and never heard a Pittsburgher say yunz. I have heard non-burgers say it a few times. Uniontown is a nice scenic area, I bought a car from Auto-Land down there a few years back.
 
Deer Jake and Lou,
I wuz a hopin yall could help settle a arguement that me and my brother Otis have been havin fur years now.........

If yur ma and pa git divorced are they still brother and sister????

Thanks fur the help.

Dennis,
The answer is absolutely yes. If not can you just imagine the confusion in the family tree when Pa get remarried to his other sister.

Since we likes to keep marrige in the family cause we don't take too kindly to outsiders it makes it alot simpler fer the ushers seating the folks at the weddin. Theys don't have to waste no time asking brides side or grooms side.

The harder question is, once yer ma and pa gits divorced, Is you and Otis still brothers???
 
Jake is the smart one of the family, it just shows how dumb our family really is. He also has intimate knowledge on the subject since he was once married to Sis.

Lou
 
Lou, funny ya mention that cause I just got some pictures from ma yesterdee of when we was growin up and there is one there of me and sis on our first date. Plus some of me, you and Criss

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Jake, Them pictures really brung back some good memmories. I especailly liked the last one when we wus helpin Pa water the garden. Also the one of Jake and Criss drikin a beer and watchin their first NASCAR race. Sis was pretty hot even back then.

Lou
 
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SeaDooLou. I gotta tell you this story. Went to Bagdad, Ky. to get this crazy little Yorky dog that my wife couldn't live without. Arrived there in the middle of the afternoon and couldn't figure out why it was so dark. The guy says " wait a minute and I'll turn on the pump", then it hit me,we were so far back in the woods that they had to pump in sunshine!! Have a great day! In New York if you marry your cousin, she is still your cousin!
 
Hi Harry,

I know exactly where Bagdad is, it's near Frankfort which is actually pretty civilized. Have you ever been to Eastern KY?

Lou
 
Yes, We have travelled through the eastern portion of Kentucky, pretty much like West Virginia as I recall.
 
This guy in Bagdad had a contraption in his back yard that went off at a pre-determined time and spread grain on the ground. The deer came running at the sound of this thing, in NY you go to jail for that sh&%! Opening day of deer season he sits in a lawn chair in the back yard waiting for the feeder to go off! What's a groundhog, is that like a woodchuck?
 
Gee.I remember those days.I really remember that there was stinging nettle in that pot plant.I took weeks for the swelling to go down.You both laughed at me the whole time.Remember how all the girls in the neighbourhood were following me around.I know why now.
Now my garden is full of potplants with the same stuff.
Ahhh.The old days
 
Looking at those photos.Not a lot has changed.We all sit around having a beer and we all have to get up and go do weewees.And theres Jake lookin' up sis' old address.Yep.Not a lot has changed
 
Hey Cous,Cous,Sis,Ma,Pa,Unc,Unc,Unc,Unc and me thinks the others.Sorry I caint be withs you theres today but I is.See today is tomorrow but it's really one day back with flux capacitor thingy that Cous Lou has.Him will explain it.it was great catchin' up and hope we all had a great time.I don't remember.Bitta "shine and it's now tomorrow here in your yesterday(ask Cous Lou)Last time we had a 4 of July like that was when that big thingy blew up.The Nat guard wern't too happy none.Hows Cous Jake's head feelin'.Man.He was gettin' around like a one legged duck with a hobnailed boot on.And the laces were undone.Bet his butt is sore after trying to back up unto that fire.I burnt me finger twice,trying to put it out.How was I to know,Sorry Jake.Your rendition of Johny Cash's song,Burning Ring of Fire ,was wrecked.me bad.Have a good time guys
 
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