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bigJake
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Ants and Sharks
by Tomasz Rózycki
translated by Mira Rosenthal
An ant devours a larva, in accord
with nature, and a child then eats the ant —
it burns on the tongue. Curiosity
always burns. On Paradise Beach in Goa,
a shark will eat the child, but when God sees,
he'll catch the shark, just as he grabs a rat,
a tigress, elephant. The poet in his room
will then eat God. He'll feed on everything.
He is a monster like a boar that bloats,
excretes. He feeds on paper. If you let
him in, he'll find your dreams, love's traces on
the sheets — he'll steal what's holy, masticate,
grow pasty flesh, poisonous fur. It's enough
to touch him or brush by on accident.
by Tomasz Rózycki
translated by Mira Rosenthal
An ant devours a larva, in accord
with nature, and a child then eats the ant —
it burns on the tongue. Curiosity
always burns. On Paradise Beach in Goa,
a shark will eat the child, but when God sees,
he'll catch the shark, just as he grabs a rat,
a tigress, elephant. The poet in his room
will then eat God. He'll feed on everything.
He is a monster like a boar that bloats,
excretes. He feeds on paper. If you let
him in, he'll find your dreams, love's traces on
the sheets — he'll steal what's holy, masticate,
grow pasty flesh, poisonous fur. It's enough
to touch him or brush by on accident.
Go Detroit Red Wings........
See ya Penquins in the cup finals....
BTW - Why do they call Buffalo Wild Wings , BW3 when there are only 2 W's (Wild and Wings), it should be BW2....
or maybe Wuffalo Wild Wings........LOL, then it's just W3
See ya Penquins in the cup finals....
BTW - Why do they call Buffalo Wild Wings , BW3 when there are only 2 W's (Wild and Wings), it should be BW2....
or maybe Wuffalo Wild Wings........LOL, then it's just W3
crisso
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Nothing wong wif wings.Eat wings.Put on a wing nut.Have big ears and you are a wing nut.Fly on a wing and a prayer.Wing me on the phone.Wing someones neck.Your bum has a wing.your ski a wear wing.WedBull won't give you wings,but curry and chillies give you a wed wing.After a weally good night,do you wing her the next day.Wing Mr. Wing to order chinese takeaway.And when you want to settle down.Give her a wedding wing.
WedBull wont give you wings.It's wong
WedBull wont give you wings.It's wong
Somewon has too wuch time on thwere hands to write this.
what do you call Coca Cola....pop or soda?
what do you call Coca Cola....pop or soda?
Here we call Coca Cola, Coke. In fact most all soft drinks are called Cokes. The one exception being Ale81, which is called Ale81 or Ale8.
I know you guys are going to ask about Ale81, it's the soft drink of the Gods, made in Winchester, KY.
http://ale8one.com/
Lou
I know you guys are going to ask about Ale81, it's the soft drink of the Gods, made in Winchester, KY.
http://ale8one.com/
Lou
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You're right I was going to ask. I views their website, but what is it....a cola, or what?
crisso
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Down here it's called Coke."here,Have a coke."
Ginger ale on steroids.That would HAVE to be "Stone's,Green Ginger'.The stuff will put a fat on a jellyfish,strip the paint of the walls and the next morning,clean out every pipe in the body and your house.
I don't have too much time on my hands.ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.Maybe I do
:cheers: And as an old saying goes."Get a fat one up ya!"(not a rude saying down here)
Ginger ale on steroids.That would HAVE to be "Stone's,Green Ginger'.The stuff will put a fat on a jellyfish,strip the paint of the walls and the next morning,clean out every pipe in the body and your house.
I don't have too much time on my hands.ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.Maybe I do
:cheers: And as an old saying goes."Get a fat one up ya!"(not a rude saying down here)
bigJake
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Hey looky here Lou and Criss, I found these here Butt Welding Clamps at Harbor Freight. I think they must be for fixin Plumbers Crack.
http://www.harborfreight.com/8-piece-butt-welding-clamps-44751.html
I'm gonna see if they got them over at the Walmart.
http://www.harborfreight.com/8-piece-butt-welding-clamps-44751.html
I'm gonna see if they got them over at the Walmart.
Looks like they a redneck condom.....just tighten them down a bit more.....no leakage.
bigJake
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cousin Jesse was over workin on ma's plumin and he kept losin tools down his butt crack so's I started lookin for a fix
crisso
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Cousin Jesse has gone into Gyno!!!!Nah.He had to be lookin' up Ma's old address to get some other plumbin' work.Geez.He'd have is work cut out.Been a lot of youngn's through them pipes.Either way.Remember the time Uncle Chilli played that trick at the xmas party.The grass didn't grow for 2 years around the swimmin' pond.We'd all get outta the swimmin' hole all lookin' like red light bulbs and he'd laugh at us.I didn't like that.
John in Valley Forge
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I just dropped my boat off at the shop for winter storage.
Now I have empty feeling inside me. As empty as the spot in the driveway where I parked it in the summer.
How can I combat this depression? The new West Marine catalog wont be in print for months.
Now I have empty feeling inside me. As empty as the spot in the driveway where I parked it in the summer.
How can I combat this depression? The new West Marine catalog wont be in print for months.
bigJake
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you obviously need a winter hobby. Maybe get a telescope and "keep and eye" on that perky 16 year old across the street.
Deer JAKE and LOU,
I've been wonderin bout sumthin and would like your advice. This big , strong, young feller came to our front door about a year ago asking for food. Said he was down on his luck, lost his job etc. My wife has got a big heart. She took one look at this feller and insisted that he stay with us. She put him up in the spare bedroom. My wife worries bout him sumthin awful. She goes back pertineer every nite and checks on him for bout an hour. Anyway, he's been borrowing my truck at nite to go into town. Says that he's takin' bar tendin' lessons. I know he's tellin the truth cause he smells of booze when he comes back after a nite of learnin'.
So here's my qwestion......... would it be wrong of me to ask him to put gas in my truck once he gets hired on or should I not say anythin' and jest be happy I can help a feller out. After all, the wifes been alot happier. On the other hand, we're expectin' our first born in about 6 months and could use the cash.
Any advise y'all got will be greatly preciated.
I've been wonderin bout sumthin and would like your advice. This big , strong, young feller came to our front door about a year ago asking for food. Said he was down on his luck, lost his job etc. My wife has got a big heart. She took one look at this feller and insisted that he stay with us. She put him up in the spare bedroom. My wife worries bout him sumthin awful. She goes back pertineer every nite and checks on him for bout an hour. Anyway, he's been borrowing my truck at nite to go into town. Says that he's takin' bar tendin' lessons. I know he's tellin the truth cause he smells of booze when he comes back after a nite of learnin'.
So here's my qwestion......... would it be wrong of me to ask him to put gas in my truck once he gets hired on or should I not say anythin' and jest be happy I can help a feller out. After all, the wifes been alot happier. On the other hand, we're expectin' our first born in about 6 months and could use the cash.
Any advise y'all got will be greatly preciated.
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Dear Dennis,
Once the first born has arrived i woood axe the doc to take, what's called a DeeNA test. This love child may not be yours.
He pob cant be putting gas in yer truck cause he ain't taking no bartendee lessons, he's drinking them and then screwing your wife. (sorry).
After yer wife visits him in the spare room does she ever want to get frisky with you......if not that's cause she just got some...if you kno what I mean partner.
I'm sur that Jake/Lou will have a more complete and honest answer for you and tell you what you should do. Please there wonderful advice.
Seadoobuddy
Once the first born has arrived i woood axe the doc to take, what's called a DeeNA test. This love child may not be yours.
He pob cant be putting gas in yer truck cause he ain't taking no bartendee lessons, he's drinking them and then screwing your wife. (sorry).
After yer wife visits him in the spare room does she ever want to get frisky with you......if not that's cause she just got some...if you kno what I mean partner.
I'm sur that Jake/Lou will have a more complete and honest answer for you and tell you what you should do. Please there wonderful advice.
Seadoobuddy
bigJake
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don't ya just hate it when ya send a letter to Santa Clause and ya get a response from the Easter Bunny.
Dennis that there is a tuff question with that feller be so down on his luck. And don't pay no mind to SDB saying your wife is whorin with the poor feller, I'm sure she's a good woman and he ought to be ashamed for talkin dirty about her. I'm going to cypher on this awhile and get back to ya.
Dennis that there is a tuff question with that feller be so down on his luck. And don't pay no mind to SDB saying your wife is whorin with the poor feller, I'm sure she's a good woman and he ought to be ashamed for talkin dirty about her. I'm going to cypher on this awhile and get back to ya.
Thars somethin I forgot to tell ya. All this worrin' about this feller has takin' a toll on my wife. She took to walkin' kinda funny rite after she started worrin' bout him. She don't let on nun tho. She jus keeps a big ol' smile on her face so as not to fret me nun. A gal like her is hard to find.
I preciate you helpin' SDB but now i'm cunfused. I'm tellin' a story bout me and the misses helpin' some feller and you start goin on bout all kinds of other stuff. Please try to stick to the problum........gas for my truck!!! GEEEEEEZZZZ!!!
I preciate you helpin' SDB but now i'm cunfused. I'm tellin' a story bout me and the misses helpin' some feller and you start goin on bout all kinds of other stuff. Please try to stick to the problum........gas for my truck!!! GEEEEEEZZZZ!!!
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bigJake
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OK Dennis, I cyphered on this while I was givin the dogs anal glands a cleanin. What I figure is that you got yourself a good setup there with that feller cause since he works the bar late at night he'll be able to babysit for ya when ya wanna take the wife over to the walmart or to dinner at the pancake house. All that there free baby sittin is worth more than him payin fer gas so don't ask him fer any money.
The other thing I was thinkin on was if ya'll just got that one spare room then when that yungin is born ya'll got ta change the sleepin arrangements. Ya'll can't have that feller sleepin in the baby's room cuz he'll be waking up the baby every night when he comes home from tendin to the bar. Now unless ya gots a really big bed that will fit all 3 of ya, one of ya'll is gonna have ta sleep in with the baby. Now if yer wife was to sleep with the baby then that means you and that feller would be beddin together and that could get that wonderful wife of yours upset worrying that ya might turn queer or somethin. So it might be best it you slept with the baby and told that feller he's just gonna have to share a bed with yer wife. He might put up a arguement but you is the man of the house so your gonna have to be firm with him. Now since he works late, ya'll can get all that sex makin done with yer wife before he gits home. Then she'll be so worn out from tendin to the baby all day plus that masterful sex makin you'll be givin her that she won't even wake up when that feller makes any noise when he comes ta bed.
The other thing I was thinkin on was if ya'll just got that one spare room then when that yungin is born ya'll got ta change the sleepin arrangements. Ya'll can't have that feller sleepin in the baby's room cuz he'll be waking up the baby every night when he comes home from tendin to the bar. Now unless ya gots a really big bed that will fit all 3 of ya, one of ya'll is gonna have ta sleep in with the baby. Now if yer wife was to sleep with the baby then that means you and that feller would be beddin together and that could get that wonderful wife of yours upset worrying that ya might turn queer or somethin. So it might be best it you slept with the baby and told that feller he's just gonna have to share a bed with yer wife. He might put up a arguement but you is the man of the house so your gonna have to be firm with him. Now since he works late, ya'll can get all that sex makin done with yer wife before he gits home. Then she'll be so worn out from tendin to the baby all day plus that masterful sex makin you'll be givin her that she won't even wake up when that feller makes any noise when he comes ta bed.
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