Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[bigJake]

Hey Jake,

On a 96GSX how do you tell the injector oil level? My other ski's have a dipstick (not unlike yourself), this one doesn't. Is it missing or doesn't it have one?

Thanks,

Lou

has no dipstick. I always take the seat off before starting my skis to check for gas fumes and to take a look at the oil level. the tank is opaque so you can at least see the level of the oil and get an idea how much is in there. if you want to see if it is really full then you have to look thru the front hatch too, because of the way the oil tank elongates toward the front. if it's really low then the level in the return line will show that too.

 

[bigJake]

Jake -
You will have to replace the rug/carpet to get rid of them blood stains. Them coppers have a this thing called a black light (ain't light white not black??) and it will sho up any blood left over even if cleaned up real goodlike. Even painting the walls won't cover everything 'cause of this black light thing. It might be best just to burn the place down and leave no ed-vin-dence
Just pretend that the body is yo skiing buddy and then flip him off the ski with some dead (pun intended) weights tied to them there ankles and feed him to the fishes.

PS. don't tell anyone i told yo these ideaers.

hmm, another loose end to clean up.

 

[Seadoobuddy]

If it's missing then it doesn't have one....case solved!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[crisso]

The roos are in the paddock

 

[bigJake]

The roos are in the paddock

I think that was a Pink Floyd song

 

[crisso]

"This is Rosco.P.Coaltrain.Eados you dipstick.Git dem Duke boys."

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Geee whiz sheriff Taylor, can't I git my one bullet out of my pocket........Deputy Fife

 

[bigJake]

Geee whiz sheriff Taylor, can't I git my one bullet out of my pocket........Deputy Fife

Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators? ....some old fart

 

[Seadoobuddy]

To think bad thoughts is really the easiest thing in the world. If you leave your mind to itself, it will spiral down into ever increasing unhappiness. To think good thoughts, however, requires effort. This is one of the things that discipline training is about.
~ James Clavell

 

[bigJake]

To think bad thoughts is really the easiest thing in the world. If you leave your mind to itself, it will spiral down into ever increasing unhappiness. To think good thoughts, however, requires effort. This is one of the things that discipline training is about.
~ James Clavell

discipline training?? I've been a very bad boy James. Spank me, spank me. ???

 

[Sink]

Splain me this one guys... We have a Male Lady.. or is that Mail Lady???

 

[Seadoobuddy]

It's a Lady Mailman.....oops i mean Lady mail carrier

 

[bigJake]

Splain me this one guys... We have a Male Lady.. or is that Mail Lady???

wait for "her" one day. Tell her you were hoping she had a "special delivery package" for you. If an hour later your bum hurts then it is a Male Lady. If she says, "sorry, no special delivery for you today" then Mail Lady.

 

[crisso]

This may be the age of technology.Email,Hemail or shemail.How did we get onto this .Ha Ha

 

[brock1]

where do baby's cum from !!!!!!!!

 

[bigJake]

where do baby's cum from !!!!!!!!

baby boys would theoretically cum from the same place that big boys do. but since they haven't yet developed the capability to do so, they just grip onto that thing like it's gonna fall off if they let go. I had a buddy who's kid years ago didn't let go of his until he was like 6. He constanlty walked around holding on to that thing. kind of like I do now - I typed this with one hand.

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Jake...EEEWWWWW

Brock - I'm confused too. Actually your sentence ended with a proposition and no "?" at the end of a question.
Secondly technically I assume you meant "from where do babies cum?" but you added a * ' * after babies which means possessive, so you are asking about a baby's cum, and not "how babies are made or from where are they". Now with me not being a medical person and all that, I think that babies can't make cum just yet, probably have to wait until they are about 7 or so, at least that what happened with someone i know.

If still confused then have Mr. Rogers explain it to you first hand. (pun intended).....Good luck at sex ed-u-cation.

 

[crisso]

Brock!
I agree 100% with old "lefty Jake".There is another reason they do that thing.In some circles of life,they nick the end off it,BEFORE they know how big it's gunna grow.Now that's confidence for you.So hangin' on can save you a lot more than stress in later life.
Now when it's about where do babies cum from,it could be where they live.
They may say"HEYYY MARRRRR.Weared Iz cums frum!"
And in other parts they may say"Mother dear.Sorry to bother you.May you frightfully tell me,Where does one thinks,one may have ARRIVED from."
Either way.It's all a shot in the dark.
Now.There is the thing about the stork(or is that stalk)Nope thats another story cuming later

 

[crisso]

Cousins!round up the kin.We'is going up to the top paddock

 

[bigJake]

Cousins!round up the kin.We'is going up to the top paddock

better bring supplies. looks like it's going to be a long stay!

 

[crisso]

The damn things are bouncing around all over the place

 

[LouDoo]

Lookie Here!!!!!

Well it was kind of a crappy day here so since I have 2 other ski's to ride I decided to winterize my 96GTI. I started by changing the pump oil looked up into the pump, the wear ring was just about gone.

This is the third season on the wear ring. I have not had a problem with cavitation but I have noticed a slight hesitation under WOT. I don't understand how it ran so well unless it happened the last time I put the ski on the trailer.

I ordered an OEM wear ring and neoprene seal from Parker Yamaha. Here's some pics.

Lou

 

[crisso]

I just read on another thread that the merc motors that were installed in the boats,have a brass wear ring(motor/pump)Mine has a brass w/r.Its a gtx ltd 951.Does anyone know about the fit or anything???Same size?

 

[crisso]

Sorry Lou.Very good pics.Looks nice and clean

 

[LouDoo]

Last time I bought a non oem wear ring, it installed O.K. and the fit was good, maybe it wore out quicker. This time I ordered an OEM about 10.00 more.

Lou