Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[Seadoobuddy]

Lou, i tried the other RAVE and hits the manifold. I tried unscrewing the black screw head (under the spring) but it turns the whole top unit and doesn't seem to release the valve from the black cap. Is it a long threaded screw? I turned about 4 or 5 revolutions.

What next?

 

[LouDoo]

Keep turning until the RAVE releases, probably about 20 turns. Turn counter clockwise. I've done a bunch of these in a 787.

Here's a how to: http://www.seadooforum.com/showthread.php?37588-How-to-service-Rave-Valve-Pictorial

Lou

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Thanks, got it out.
I'm starting a new thread with some questions "RAVE Questions"

 

[bigJake]

I've tried it, they're not that good. I guess it's all the junk food, McDonald's, and other crap they eat. Barbeque sauce helps some by they're still tough and stringy. It's kinda like grass feed beef vs. grain feed. Really not worth the effor

Lou

Lou you just ain't cookin them right. Ya got to use Ma's family recipe. Ya just can't throw em on that George Foreman grill the kids got ya fer yer birthday. Hell when you was just a tyke, you would beg Ma to make a batch of BillyBob burgers.

Ma's half brother Carl even took the family recipe and opened them there burger joints out west for them city slickers. Even named it after little Carl. I sure miss junior but he sure was good eatin.

Doc, kids is a lot like butcherin a deer. Some parts is good fer burgers and some parts make a nice roast. Hell, why do you think it's called Chuck roast? Some parts like fingers ain't got much meat so ya gotta batter em and fry em up. Hell, ya didn't really think chickens had fingers did ya.

Now that Colonel Sanders fella even found a use for the gizzard parts, he just calls em "herbs and spices" while Burger King just puts the brain in a blender and calls it "Special Sauce". And did ya ever wonder why if ya squeeze one of those so called sesame seeds off the bun, it's just like poppin a zit.

Doc, fatten those little bastards up and I'll git ya Ma's recipe. Don't buy the Jeffrey Dahmer cook book, that's just damn sushi.

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Did you hear what one cannibal said to the other after eating a clown....
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This tastes funny........hahahahahahahahah

 

[bigJake]

Did you hear what one cannibal said to the other after eating a clown....
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This tastes funny........hahahahahahahahah

ya sure butchered that one, actually the joke is:
2 cannibals eating a clown. one says to the other "does this taste funny to you"

a team of leppers playing hockey, there was a face off in the corner.
after the game, the goalie was in a hurry and left his head and shoulders in the shower.

what the lepper say to the hooker? keep the tip.

 

[bigJake]

Damn, I sure wish Ma would get here to tend to me. My eyes is watering something fierce, sinuses hurt, nose is running faster that a catholic priest fresh off sabatical, compression seems good, got a little backfiring, head hurts, back hurts. Drank half a bottle of Castol Super Clean but that just made my snot a pretty shade of blue. May have to go to the hospital, I mixed up the decongestant with the viagra and been stiffer than a 3 day old corpse for about 6 hours now. I was thinking maybe I should go to pre-mix. Suggestions?

 

[Sink]

When you said about Children protective service... that reminded me of something.

When the wife was still preg with our second kid... there was a sign at the hospital about the "Safe Haven" program. That's a program that allows you to drop off a baby with no questions asked. (Giving it up for adoption) Well... we were there for an ultrasound, and my mother happened to be with us. It was slow, so I went up to the nurse at the counter, and asked about it... and after a few minutes of a real conversation... I said... "Well, I was asking on behalf of someone else, and they would like to drop of their son." At that point, I turned to my mom, and said... "if you still want to get rid of me, just sign these papers."

I thought the nurse on duty was going to piss herself, (From laughing) and my mom beat me when I sat back down. (FYI, I'm 39) I guess you are never too old to get beat by your mom,

I've always threatened my kids that I was gunna call CPS and tell them I beat my kids. I would get a couple of weeks vacation from them and when they figure out I was lying, they would give them back... Maybe...

 

[Seadoobuddy]

....Or the kids would go along with it and land you in jail........LOL

 

[crisso]

Hey Jake
If you drank the oil and took the viagra(be carefull not to swallow them to slowly or you get a stiff neck)Don't waste it man.Bottle it.
Many things you can do with it.Grease the trailer.Oil change in the truck.Grease your shaft with.God.If you get an attachment.you have an instant grease gun.The neighbours may look at you funny when you grease the wheel bearings,but what the hell

 

[bigJake]

Lou you just ain't cookin them right. Ya got to use Ma's family recipe. Ya just can't throw em on that George Foreman grill the kids got ya fer yer birthday. Hell when you was just a tyke, you would beg Ma to make a batch of BillyBob burgers.

Ma's half brother Carl even took the family recipe and opened them there burger joints out west for them city slickers. Even named it after little Carl. I sure miss junior but he sure was good eatin.

Doc, kids is a lot like butcherin a deer. Some parts is good fer burgers and some parts make a nice roast. Hell, why do you think it's called Chuck roast? Some parts like fingers ain't got much meat so ya gotta batter em and fry em up. Hell, ya didn't really think chickens had fingers did ya.

Now that Colonel Sanders fella even found a use for the gizzard parts, he just calls em "herbs and spices" while Burger King just puts the brain in a blender and calls it "Special Sauce". And did ya ever wonder why if ya squeeze one of those so called sesame seeds off the bun, it's just like poppin a zit.

Doc, fatten those little bastards up and I'll git ya Ma's recipe. Don't buy the Jeffrey Dahmer cook book, that's just damn sushi.

Hey Doc, I got to wonderin. When you asked about eating kids, you were talking about them little goats right? Cause that there is good eatin, specially if ya follow Ma's family recipe like I said. Course ya gotta ta have a properly fed goat to git the best flavor. Both little BillyBob and Carl jr come from the same litter and they was both prize winnin goats at the county fair so they was really good eatin.

I sure as hell hope ya wasn't thinkin about eatin yur own youngins, that would be downright sick! Plus if ya ate all yur youngins, who would fetch ya a beer while the wife was over the Walmart?

 

[crisso]

Hey Doc
Jake raises a good point about the beer runner.When they get a tad older,they can open them for you and take the empty away.It's gotta make you think.

 

[crisso]

Lots of people learn new stuff everyday.This forum is a prime example.Knowledge being shared to help the greater community.
BIG or small.What did you learn in the last few days.We'd love to hear it.

 

[Seadoobuddy]

I learned that this thread is full of knowledge but also full of BS....sur' is funny tho.

we need to see a pic of the 3 main couzins here.
Do you guys look alike? who the oldest? smartest? Who looks like sis?

 

[bigJake]

Lots of people learn new stuff everyday.This forum is a prime example.Knowledge being shared to help the greater community.
BIG or small.What did you learn in the last few days.We'd love to hear it.

Well Criss, it is still early but already today I've learned:
1) Aluminum is not attracted to magnets
2) if Your cylinders are filling with water, just replace the diaphram in your carb and that will solve that problem
3) if i continue to run the wrong oil in my ski after being told it's the wrong oil, my raves will still get all gummed up. go figure??

 

[Seadoobuddy]

If #3 was aimed at me , I never used the wrong oil totally...at least it was API-TC from Amsoil

 

[crisso]

SDB
Jake would not aim number 3 at you.Honestly.I know him.
(it was number 1)

 

[LouDoo]

SDB, well to tell the truth no. 1 & 3 were aimed at you. However a flux magnet will actually attract aluminum, the reason being that a flux magnet produces capacitive and reactive duractance.

Criss and I are the good looking one's in the family. Jake and Sis are actually identical twins.

Lou

 

[LouDoo]

Today I learned:

1. Don't piss on a electric fence.
2. Don't pull the mask off the lone ranger.

Goin to the Lake see you guys later.

Lou

 

[crisso]

Lou.I think you take the cake as the good looking one.
You see.I was looking through the key hole at Sis' friend Jessica,You know.In the showering place.
Well.She had one of them cordless drill things with a small auger bit hooked up.Danged if she didn't get me.
Cheek,eyebrow,the lot.Lucky it was me bad eye so i can still shoot lefthanded.Might take a while to heal.All that twisting and stuff.I was lucky she forgot to recharge the battery thing in the handle.
When I getz the scalp and eyebrow pulled into place again,we'll take some family snapshots.

 

[Seadoobuddy]

As I said in my post "Alum...magnet won't work"

So you better take back #1 statement. I would hate to have to sic keltonk on you.

Yeah,,,Texas finally got a little rain last night. Do you see in in the Baseball game?
But I think the equivalence of the Gulf needs to be emptied in order to refill those lakes

 

[bigJake]

As I said in my post "Alum...magnet won't work"

So you better take back #1 statement. I would hate to have to sic keltonk on you.

Yeah,,,Texas finally got a little rain last night. Do you see in in the Baseball game?
But I think the equivalence of the Gulf needs to be emptied in order to refill those lakes

I know that's what u said, that's why I lernt it. I dun never knew that before. I did already know that magnets won't work on some types a wood though.

I know the amsoil lable is confusing but I'm pretty sure I remember telling ya 6 month ago it was the wrong oil.

I's sure hopes I lern lot's more stuff today.

 

[bigJake]

Lou.I think you take the cake as the good looking one.
You see.I was looking through the key hole at Sis' friend Jessica,You know.In the showering place.
Well.She had one of them cordless drill things with a small auger bit hooked up.Danged if she didn't get me.
Cheek,eyebrow,the lot.Lucky it was me bad eye so i can still shoot lefthanded.Might take a while to heal.All that twisting and stuff.I was lucky she forgot to recharge the battery thing in the handle.
When I getz the scalp and eyebrow pulled into place again,we'll take some family snapshots.

Chriss, that was jist lil ole Jessica playin hard to git. Jess told Sis that she thinks yer cuter than a duck wearin a hat.

 

[crisso]

AWWWWW Shucks!
Really.A huck wearin a dat.Damn.Now me is all nervous.She is pretty.She has a real nice breasticle too.I'm not to keen on the other one though.But that don't matter when you only have one eye and it's on the proper side to.I might ask her out.Me gunna go look for a trailer cradle thing near a boating ramp.Gunna take a big magnet.She might be attracted to it.(Iheard she has a plate in her head).What do you think my chances are?

 

[LouDoo]

Today I learned there's sharks in Oz, surrounded by ocean that's pretty amazing. It's the biggest news since crazy ants in Texas.

Lou