Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[bigJake]

Jake & Lou,
what is the secret of buying a winning Lotto ticket?
I would like to win enough $ to make a trip downunder to see your cousin-bro, aunt ma and your sis-uncle oh yes also to see crisso and maybe see my cousins downthere.

Thanks for the ad-vice, your mama's bro cousin uncle Jed.

sell your house, ski, truck, computer and a kidney. Take every $ and buy lottery tickets. Don't waste the money on the multi-million dollar lotto, the odds are too high. Buy the scratch off tickets with max prize of $5,000, the odds are much better.

 

[bigJake]

I don't know about you Jake, but I ain't goin to no third world country, hell they ain't even got no Walmart. Without Walmart Pa and Sis would be lost. If you can't get to it by Greyhound I ain't goin.

Lou

whoa, I just had Sis help me with sum of the words I couldn't read. Yur sayin they ain't got no Walmart over there!!! Dang, we'd die over there with no Walmart to git our supplies. I sure is hell ain't goin either. I pity whoever wins this contest. We gots to figure out a plan to rescue poor Criss and git him back home. Maybe we kin use sum of that there pile a money we got from that fancy newspaper that wants us to do a "Ask Jake and Lou and Criss" column right there in the newspaper

 

[crisso]

God dang shoot de doo.Would you guys do that!
What about the small dollars we has to spend on this competition thingy.Ahh to hell with it.We'll just take the VW Kombi.It's got a heap of room in it.
Seadoobuddy.You want to win the lottery?here is the secret.
You take the number of ch9 6 3m,then you *^n*90N o9&6Gb .Did you get that?
Then yu79 c(749%$,0 .
Do this and you will win.Its the last bit of the secret.
Write down the vn*&nn%343m,Done.Happy wealth.
Damn this keyboard is playing up.Hope you got all that

 

[LouDoo]

Pictures of new toy.

I've been doing some work on the 96GSX, replaced some missing parts with the help of Nick (minnietonka4me). Cleaning, polishing, repainted the handle bar cover, and the small cover on the hood, I painted them yellow because I couldn't find a color anywhere near indigo in a plastic paint.

Mechanically, replaced the fuel lines, the previous owner put an inline filter in the carb. return line, pitched that. Cleaned fuel selector, main filter, carb. filters. Carbs. were rebuilit the summer by a SeaDoo dealer in Cincinnati. The ski has 107 hrs. Compression is 160 and 156. I really feel good about this ski, especially for $800.00.

Went to the lake today, runs 64mph, smooth water, GPS.

Lou

Here's some updated pictures.

 

[crisso]

That is really nice.You've kicked a goal on that one.Nice work.
Not hard to tell it's autumn over there.Few leaves on the ground.

 

[crisso]

The rear crossbar on the trailer is straight.Can you get them v"eed to let the ski sit a lot lower on the trailer.Also.What is "Yacht Club" on the trailer.I have seen it on a lot of different posts from other members.
You have done a really nice job on the ski.Credit to you

 

[crisso]

Oh! I forgot to tell you guys.J n L.With the stupid bloodnut we have running the country,and being female(sort of)We aint 3rd world yet!We're 2.5 and counting.Give it a week or two.
Things musn't be that bad I suppose.You guys just opened a new pub where I work.They spent a few dollars on it to make it liveable.We have to keep the standards up somewhere I guess.It's even got room service! That sweet young girl called Paris,her grandpappy used to have a couple of lodgings around the place,but he musta got a bit long in the tooth and sold them.Maybe to a cousin or someone.So she aint dropped in yet.Her g/pappy still has his name on the front of the pub though.He must have been good mates with the guy that bought it from him.

 

[Seadoobuddy]

I believe that "Yachtclub" is the brand of trailer.

 

[crisso]

Thank you Seadoobuddy.I was just wondering

 

[bigJake]

Just read this news item:
A small plane taking tourists on a sightseeing trip around Mount Everest crashed into a hillside near the Nepalese capital Kathmandu on Sunday, killing all 19 people on board.

The most amazing thing about this story is that not a single Kennedy was killed! hmm, just realized a Kennedy would never be on a public sightseeing tour, so nevermind...

 

[crisso]

I always sit at the back of the plane.You never hear of a plane backing into a hill.

 

[bigJake]

I always sit at the back of the plane.You never hear of a plane backing into a hill.

why don't they just make the whole plane out of the same material as that indestructible "black box"

 

[BMANN06]

Sweet job on the gsx Lou ... Very nice!!

 

[crisso]

Ah ha!
Gotcha Cous.That black box is bright orange in color,AND was invented in this here 3rd world country.
Bugger.mmmm Does that mean we have more crashes?
Nope!We have Qantas Airlines.Never had a fatal crash.Ever.

 

[crisso]

Revenge is picking up your arch enemies wife at a bar.Sweet revenge is finding out she is really bad in the cot.
I do not get on with my sister at all.
One night at a gathering,she went in to see the Lotto numbers come up on the TV.(the big money game with the numbered balls)
She got them all!Well,all hell broke loose.She was on the phone bragging and then started telling everyone that would listen, what she was and wasn't going to do.Ha.I let this ride untill the next afternoon when she had a few wines down her throat.
She was watching the Pools draw.(same sort of game but different mob completly)She didn't double check it was the correct draw.
She had all these people around and the piss was flowing.It was then I told her.
That was the best revenge I got on her

 

[crisso]

Have you ever had sweet REVENGE on someone or want to VENT about something.ANYTHING!
Well.Open up your laughing gear and tell us about it!!We would love to hear it and we will even give it a rating from 1 to 10

 

[crisso]

One of my pet hates.You look at a thread and five posts later,you are talking about something completly different.There is one here in the last 24hrs.Old mate wants some help on a problem and he gets maybe 2 posts.Next thing you see is Freddy Fudpucker has asked about a close issue and the original guy is still left standing holding a stale bottle of beer.The post is now 100 miles away from where he started.
In MY opinion,a quick joke or pun ,is not going to hurt this site.On single threads?If you have a joke or comment,at least be inclusive and on topic to the original.Just my 2 bobs worth(Aust,Term)
This type of thing has been posted b4,Keep putting a comment to it and it will stay at the top of the list.
I have now vented.TY

 

[LouDoo]

One of my pet peaves, wouldn't exactly say hate. When the same person, when answering a question on this forum, says almost every time, "the same thing happened to me last year". I love my SeaDoo's but I believe that if I had as many problems as this poor guy has had I think I would find another hobby, or at least another brand of PWC.

Lou

 

[LouDoo]

One of my pet hates.You look at a thread and five posts later,you are talking about something completly different.There is one here in the last 24hrs.Old mate wants some help on a problem and he gets maybe 2 posts.Next thing you see is Freddy Fudpucker has asked about a close issue and the original guy is still left standing holding a stale bottle of beer.The post is now 100 miles away from where he started.
In MY opinion,a quick joke or pun ,is not going to hurt this site.On single threads?If you have a joke or comment,at least be inclusive and on topic to the original.Just my 2 bobs worth(Aust,Term)
This type of thing has been posted b4,Keep putting a comment to it and it will stay at the top of the list.
I have now vented.TY

I know exactly what you are talking about. I'm afraid that I'm guilty of this too. We should try to save the jokes until after the problem is solved. This also happens a lot of the time when someone butts in with a similar problem when he should start his own thread.

Lou

 

[crisso]

Cousin Lou
My point is to answer the problem
Get it fixed.If humor then comes into it.So be it
The guy that has a problem,be it me,I am a problem child.Get the main problem away and then answer the other people that 'Ihave a prob like that"
Help the guy that started the thread.
Pet hates is just a figure of speech(ummSpeak is spelled Speak but speech is spelled speech)now lets work that one out.

 

[crisso]

Yeh! Gedday Lou.How are you today.Glad you came to visit us.How are you today.Yes me too.What seems to be your problem?Really!I had that happen about a year ago..Here is what I thought I should do.Well I did follow what you said but in a different way to what you told me because of how I read it from over there,Was that right or wrong.No it was right because the doorbell is ringing and all the people need me to talk to them.Now.I hope everything is sweet and dandy and all good because my brain is about to blow off.When it does,get a photo of it for me please.keep the camera focused on my head please.A brain fart has never been on film before.ummm thats about all I can say.The training ended about here

 

[crisso]

My sister,who I do not get on with.I gave her a lift one day.We lived on a property(farm)about 40 miles from the main house,Halfway she wanted to pee.I stoppedd the car ,open the passenger doors and she thought all was good.As soon as I heard the water hit the grounnd.I drove forward about 40 foot.She was left high and dry(so to speak)Cars still coming past.Ha,I got her

 

[bigJake]

off work early tonight Criss?

ya'll git the pics i sent ya of sis?

how's come we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

did ya'll ever notice that all the letters that spell typewriter are in the top row on the keyboard? Sis showed me that.

what's a typewriter anyways?

how's come ma's one titty is shaped kinda funny? I sur ain't askin her!

ya'll know how's to git blood off the rug?

how's come there's a expiration date on sour cream, is it going to go sour?

what exactly is a jumbo shrimp?

ya'll know of a really good way to git rid of a dead body? no reason, just askin...

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Jake -
You will have to replace the rug/carpet to get rid of them blood stains. Them coppers have a this thing called a black light (ain't light white not black??) and it will sho up any blood left over even if cleaned up real goodlike. Even painting the walls won't cover everything 'cause of this black light thing. It might be best just to burn the place down and leave no ed-vin-dence
Just pretend that the body is yo skiing buddy and then flip him off the ski with some dead (pun intended) weights tied to them there ankles and feed him to the fishes.

PS. don't tell anyone i told yo these ideaers.

 

[LouDoo]

Hey Jake,

On a 96GSX how do you tell the injector oil level? My other ski's have a dipstick (not unlike yourself), this one doesn't. Is it missing or doesn't it have one?

Thanks,

Lou