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Well Dennis and Otis, I sur is glad ya'll convinced me to take the skis to the dealer and have that there de-winterizin dun by a speculist. I pulls into the dealer and there was 2 guys at the service desk. I tells em I needed that there de-winterizin. Well one feller looks at the other and winks at em and tells me I is in luck cause the de-winterizin speculist just got back from lunck break. So that speculist feller comes a out to the parkin lot and pulls the covers off the skis. Now here was my first lesson. ya see I always take the covers off the back first but the speculist feller started in the front. I tells the feller it's easier from the back first and he a whispers to me real quiet like that this is one of the most important things when de-winterin, to take the cover off from the front so all that cold winter air don't get trapped around the enjun. Then he opens em up and hooks up the batteries. Now he didn't just use no regular wrench. He had this here wrench that looked just like mine but it had this red dot a painted right on the handle. I asked the speculist bouts that red dot and he said that shows its a special de-winterizing wrench and they cost bouts $1,000. I abouts fell over right there in the parkin lot. Anyhow the feller gits the batteries hooked up and says "ok, you is de-winterized and ready to go". I took them skis to the lake and they never run so good. That there was the best $500 I ever spent. And I was a lucky ta have 2 skis cause the feller at the service desk said the normal prices is $200 fer a ski but he would give me a special discount of $500 fer the 2 skis. So I figure I saved bouts $200. :thumbsup:
 
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Deer Jake,

No need to thank me cuz Otis did all the siforin. Otis sez he figerd goin' thar wood teech you a lesson. Them dealer speshulist fellers with them speshul tools make all the difference. Them tools and such ain't the same az the ones we git down to the walmart. It wuz mitey naborly of them fellers givin you that 1st cuzin price too. Otis sez to keep that a secret or everybody from around those parts will be expectin' it.

Me and Otis
 
Struth!!yoolot.Bloody good deal youse got there.Costus an arman aleg overear.Gooduse ar backen the warter.Av a bloody good seezen.Avaball inder warmar worta.This is Strine.(Australian)Hahaha.If you want it translated.Pm me or get someone to read it out to you quickly.
 
You have to love dogs.You can get home,pissed as a fart,say whatever you want to the dog and it will look up at you.Wag its tail as if to say "Shit mate.I never would of thought of that"."How good are you"..You have to love them
 
well i was in florida last march (miami, Tampa, and everglades region. and out of that out there in the glades. i couldn't catch much of what they were saying.... the rest was completely understandable... haha how do you know i was in an accident? haha no no deer! that woulda been dinner :P my buddy lost control of his car in a curb and hit a telephone pole at 80 km/h good and quick recovery. happened 3 weeks ago now all i got is a few scars on the face but good to go!
 
haha yes i was, but ok now.... and yea i think my console is in spanish..? def not english?!! haha tacos and margarita at home not on the ski griz :P
 
That just proves a point, there's rednecks everywhere. I kinda like my launching method better, see my avatar.

Lou
 
Lou, what is up with you n Sheridan? She showed up at the lake yesterdee just a madder than a cat in a room full a rockin chairs. Anyhows, last night after she a settled down a bit she asked if me and the wife would want ta manage tires.

Right away the wife says we would luv ta manage tires, but the wife don't know nuthin bouts usin no tire jack so Is gots ta do all the work. I told er I was too tired from a cleanin the boat all day but if she went over to the fillin station them fellers over there would manage er tires for er. So off she goes and she was gone all night. Now I always thought ole Wally and Earl over at the fillin station was pritty good at tire work, so hows ya figure it took em all night to manage er tires?
 
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I see you can't get a straight answer on the fishing section, that's what you get hangin around on this thread. I probably intimated it on the other thread but I've always felt if you want to fish get a boat. Fishing is almost as exciting as watching paint dry.

Lou
 
Haha, no answer just yet well see... Yea fishin ain't so bad, I got out once a while? More for crushin beers on the lake and catchin some game and bringing the ladies along
 
Struth!!yoolot.Bloody good deal youse got there.Costus an arman aleg overear.Gooduse ar backen the warter.Av a bloody good seezen.Avaball inder warmar worta.This is Strine.(Australian)Hahaha.If you want it translated.Pm me or get someone to read it out to you quickly.

Translation;Gee! You lot.Very good deal you all got there.Cost us an arm and a leg over here.It is good you are back on the water.Have a very good season.Have a ball in the warmer water.haha.Strine(Australian)
 
I see you can't get a straight answer on the fishing section, that's what you get hangin around on this thread. I probably intimated it on the other thread but I've always felt if you want to fish get a boat. Fishing is almost as exciting as watching paint dry.

Lou
Lou, Slow day here in good ole' New York, spent two hours watching the paint dry on my front door, wished I was fishin'!!!:lol:
 
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