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Ask Jake, Lou and Tater
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Sorry Grizzy, but my ski is a GTX. you should know that by my avatar. Besides I take better care of the hull than that idiot does.
Lou, that's true about the picture. I was calling it the Avatar, I thought it would include the description also, there is only 1 Seadoo there.
Hatfields & McCoys
Jake,
I done watched the TV last night, ya know the Magnavox in Ma and Pa's parlor. The one you done got married in front of.
Well anyway we was watchin a program about the Hatfields and McCoys, I ain't sure what the hole thing waz about but I think it waz about some of them fellas up home a fussin and a fuedin, it looked to be a movie about dumb and dumber with guns.
Anyway after the pictureshow waz over we was talkin, me, ma, pa, and sis, and we waz wonderin which of them fellers we waz related to. I'm kinda thinkin we waz related to that there Randall McCoy feller, cause he was one crazy som a bitch. I tole pa that since you were the family historian and maybe you could figure it out, ya know our family's gene pool don't have a deep end.
Lou
Jake,
I done watched the TV last night, ya know the Magnavox in Ma and Pa's parlor. The one you done got married in front of.
Well anyway we was watchin a program about the Hatfields and McCoys, I ain't sure what the hole thing waz about but I think it waz about some of them fellas up home a fussin and a fuedin, it looked to be a movie about dumb and dumber with guns.
Anyway after the pictureshow waz over we was talkin, me, ma, pa, and sis, and we waz wonderin which of them fellers we waz related to. I'm kinda thinkin we waz related to that there Randall McCoy feller, cause he was one crazy som a bitch. I tole pa that since you were the family historian and maybe you could figure it out, ya know our family's gene pool don't have a deep end.
Lou
bigJake
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Hey fellers, didn't have no network for a few days.
Lou, you is probly too yung to remember our great great grandpappy on Ma's side (he was 3rd cuzin on Pa's side). When I was still knee high to a grasshopper, he dun tole me the whole story bout them Hatfield fellers and them Mccoy fellers. It's a real doozie of a story but I's has ta tell ya'll later cuz the wife says I gots ta take my nap now sos I don't git crabby when the Wheel a Fortune show is on. I sur likes watchin that Vanna White turn them there big leters.
Lou, you is probly too yung to remember our great great grandpappy on Ma's side (he was 3rd cuzin on Pa's side). When I was still knee high to a grasshopper, he dun tole me the whole story bout them Hatfield fellers and them Mccoy fellers. It's a real doozie of a story but I's has ta tell ya'll later cuz the wife says I gots ta take my nap now sos I don't git crabby when the Wheel a Fortune show is on. I sur likes watchin that Vanna White turn them there big leters.
So Jake, anyways you still didn't give me no answer, after all you're the one with the schoollin, all the way through the third grade, you even graduated valla dictorian. So's anyway is we related to that there, Randall McCoy, he sure seems crazy enough to be related to us, only thing I don't like he was a yankee, I don't believe we had no yankees related to usins.
I saw in another thread we gots a little brother, I'm thinkin pa's been keeping a secret.
Lou
I saw in another thread we gots a little brother, I'm thinkin pa's been keeping a secret.
Lou
bigJake
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ok Lou this here is the true story bout them feudin fellers that our grate grate grandpappy tole me when I was a yungin. First off, his grandpappy come over from that Englind place where they talks funny, kinda like cuzin Criss. Now this feller was royalty, and was sent over by the king a Englind, to run one of them there colonys. His name was Sir William Hill. Now he had 12 yungins, and everyone of them yungins named their firstborn after their Pa sos there was right about 15 fellers named William Hill livin in the holler. Sos one of them William Hill fellers was our grate grate grate grandpappy. Now when that revolution war broke out all them fellers made up a whole regimen in the army. and in the army they calls ya by yer last name first so they just called that whole regimen the Hill Billies. Anyways that one feller that was our grate grate grate grandpappy made shine afore he a went to fight in the war. Now them hatfields lived on one side of the holler and them McCoy fellers live on the other side of the holler, and our pappy a sold shine tis them all and they would pay fer the shine with a hog. Now when our pappy wint off ta fight in that ther war his woman went a right on deliverin the shine ta them Hatield and Mccoys. Anyways times was a pritty tuff and theys didn't want ta giv up one of thier hogs ta pay fer their shine. Sos one night his woman a snuck up ta the Hatfields farm with er yungins and just took one of they alls hogs and the next night theys wint and took one a the Mccoys hogs. Now this here was a schemin woman sos the nixt day she just makes er shine daliveries as usual and whin she is at the Hatfields, she a says she saw one of the Mccoy fellers a messin in their hog pen and then she a gos over to the Mccoy and dalivers their shine and says she saw one of them Hatfield fellers a messin in their hog pen. Well, by the end a that day them Hatfield and Mccoy fellers was a qusin one and other of a stealin their hogs and they starts a feudin and shootin across the holler and that there is how that there fussin all started. Anyways a couple years later after that ther war was a over one of our grate grate grate grandpappys yungins a married one of them Mccoys fillys and another one of them yungins married one of them Hatfield fillys. Now theys both had yungins and bouts 12 years later 2 a them yungins git hitched so accordin to our grate grate grandpappy we is blood relativs ta both them Hatfields and them Mccoys. Now that part bouts our grate grate grate grate grandma a stillin them hogs and a blamin it on them Hatfields and Mccoys is a family secret so dont gos a telling nobody. Well I gis ya cin tell that Slave feller seein how we jist found out bouts him being our little brother.
O.K. I'm happy now that you done set the record straight. Also I think I'm gonna write to that there guinnes feller the one who wrote that book o world records. Not only does you have the longest sentenance in the world but also the longest paragraph. Also the longest explanation about nuttin that I had ever seen.
Lou
Lou
powerslave
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Lol, this Slave feller happens to be a Hatfield
crisso
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WHERE DO I FIT IN???Dont get back to me and say that in the year 61,there was a few fence palings missing.!You know.That vacant block next door with the trailer on it!That lady that used to say,"Gedday fella's".Wanna chuck a few shrimp on my Barbie?.Please dont tell me,,,,Now I know about my Aussie roots.I didn't know Barbie was her (other) daughter.Me is damn near embarressed now.How was me to know that was me sis called Barbie
bigJake
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hey fellers, i was a readin sum a them other threads and now I is confused. I knows I got steel clams and striped crabs and leeks in my ski but does I got sum of them there carbiretors or carbarators or carbies or does I have the regular carburetors? How does I tell cause I gots to adjust the idol?
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