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hey fellers, i was a readin sum a them other threads and now I is confused. I knows I got steel clams and striped crabs and leeks in my ski but does I got sum of them there carbiretors or carbarators or carbies or does I have the regular carburetors? How does I tell cause I gots to adjust the idol?
wanna speak english... maybe i could understand :P
 
Deer Jake, Lou and Criss,

Thars a feller who posted in this heer forum that his wife wood git upset ifin he wuz ta have his ski in the parlor and go to fixin on the injun at the kichen table. What kind of krazy talk is that? Wor duz she expect him to do it?

Me and Otis
 
I just read that post if he loves carburetors maybe he should learn to speel carburetors.

Hey Jake,

I'm still confused, is we Yankees or is we Rebels. Seem like that McCoy feller he was a Yankee but that other feller that there Hatfield feller he was a Rebel, but then he done rund offt and the quit fightin, so when one is we and which one is worst. That there Ronsse feller thinks were just puttin on what he don't know is this the the way we really talk. We don't talk like the fancy feller up there in Canada does. And sompthin else we doesn't speak english we speak american.

Lou
 
haha, LOU!!! idk if y'all are serious or not, but when i pronounce the words in my head, because i can't just read your text of like that, it sounds so funny in my head, i picture a heavy southern accent... :P and us canadians speak english, i guess y'all could call it american haha
 
Lou, ya almost give Pa a heart attack sayin we might be yankees. He got so flustered Ma had ta fetch ole Doc Johnson ta giv em sum pills ta settle his heart down.

That Canadian feller must not know wher Kentucky is Lou, he thinks its in that english country. Hell I can't understand them english talkin folks at all, I can barley understand cuzin Criss when he talks that Aussie talk. Good thing Criss knows hat ta talk American.
 
Deer Jake, Lou and Criss,

Thars a feller who posted in this heer forum that his wife wood git upset ifin he wuz ta have his ski in the parlor and go to fixin on the injun at the kichen table. What kind of krazy talk is that? Wor duz she expect him to do it?

Me and Otis

Now that don't make no sense ta me neiter there Dennis and Otis. Why would that boy be a workin on his enjun in the kitchen? Ya'll shuld be a workin on yer enjun on the coffee table in the parlor sos ya can watch the NASCAR on the TV. Course maybe his wife aint home when he is a workin on his enjun to fetch him beers from the kitchen sos he works outs there. He musta move the TV to the kitchen ta watch the NASCAR.
 
I was just thinkin bouts that Wallstreet feller, wonderin if he a ever put his boat in the water yet. Maybe the SDB knows, but he ain't been around fer a few weeks ever since he hit his head on that pipe in the garage. Maybe he gots some amnesia. Griz you best drive over ta SDB's house down there and check on him.
 
English??

I just read that post if he loves carburetors maybe he should learn to speel carburetors.

Hey Jake,

I'm still confused, is we Yankees or is we Rebels. Seem like that McCoy feller he was a Yankee but that other feller that there Hatfield feller he was a Rebel, but then he done rund offt and the quit fightin, so when one is we and which one is worst. That there Ronsse feller thinks were just puttin on what he don't know is this the the way we really talk. We don't talk like the fancy feller up there in Canada does. And sompthin else we doesn't speak english we speak american.

Lou
According to Earls Pitts it's "Uhmerikan", check him out!:thumbsup:
 
I was just thinkin bouts that Wallstreet feller, wonderin if he a ever put his boat in the water yet. Maybe the SDB knows, but he ain't been around fer a few weeks ever since he hit his head on that pipe in the garage. Maybe he gots some amnesia. Griz you best drive over ta SDB's house down there and check on him.

Hi guys, I'm still around. guitarjsm (wallstreet) was suppose to come down to Bradenton on a Friday to go the Main Street festival but their daughter had some sort of emergency, so they had to cancel. I really don't know if the boat ever touched water yet. BTW, I'm back up North now.
 
SDB, pass on our well wishes for his daughter and tell em we want an update on that boat. hell, if he just wants somethin ta sit in his front yard he can have one of the couches off a Lou's front porch
 
If he want's somthin real nice I also gots a 72 Camero on blocks he can have real cheap.

Lou
 
Lou, you is forgittin that Wallstreet lives in the fancy neighborhood where they gots the doublewides. I was a thinking that purdy blue velvet couch ya'll gots on the porch would impress his neighbors
 
Well, I like Capt Steves avatar so much that I figured a whole page of em would be even better :thumbsup:

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Deer Jake,

Ya dun went and hipnotized Otis. I had ta hit upside the head with a 2x4 to git him out of it!!!

Me and Otis
 
Lou, how'd ya'll make out at Harbor Freight today, did ya buy yerself a parkin lot?

I got me this thing they called a mole chaser, but I think it must be broke. I set it on the ground and all it does is sit there. It ain't chased after a single mole all day.

I read on another thread that Griz gots sum kind a critters called weedeaters. I gots ta fing out where he git them critters at cos I sures gots lots a weeds and if them critters el eatem up fer me I wont have ta send the wife out ta pull em. She's out gittin a case a beer now.
 
I got this in an EMail this evening and I thought about using it for my signature line, but I didn't quite have the never.

A prayer for Obama:

Psalm 109:8 ~ "Let his days be few and brief; and let others step forward to replace him."

It's actually a passage from the Bible or so I'm told, musta missed that day at Sunday school.


Jake, I went to Harbor Freight after we back from the lake, you know I couldn't find too much to buy, because I already have at least one of everything they have in my garage.

Lou
 
I didn't buy anything of significance but still managed to spend $100. got a small air sander to make the job of paintin my truck frame a little easier. sanding the rust, spraying it with loctite rust neutralizer, then a topcoat of rustoleum. i guess i'll see in a couple months if it works - if the rust dont come back. of course it a central pneumatic sander so if it lasts for the whole frame that would be a record for me with their air tools.
 
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