Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[Dennis]

Deer Jake, Lou and Criss,
Sis has bin pesterin me and Otis to take her down to the Beaver Lick bridge so as she can go bungee jumpin. Otis did sum syforin. The bridge is 70 foot tall and the winch on the truck has 100 foot of cable so weez OK there. Otis is a fretin bout how much wate the cable cud handle.
I wuz a reedin bout them hook thingies them JJ fellers wuz a macon Do you reckin we cud evin out the lode on the cable if we wuz ta attach sum of them fancy hooks all over Sis?

Me and Otis

 

[LouDoo]

I've been using them hook for fishin. Been fishin for transom fish, but I ain't caught one yet.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

Lou, Ma always said we wernt no retards we is just a bit sloe so it werent very naborly for that feller to call us retards.

And the wife even dun bought some of his records too. I was gonna ask him if he could git the wife a ticket to his next koncert, but now he dun left the forum. Guess he is a bit touchy bout them fancy fishin hooks not catchin any fish.

 

[LouDoo]

Got another one for my ignore list. Bye, good riddance. I would suggest that in the future if you want to stay on this forum, keep your opinions to yourself and refrain from personal attacks.

Lou

 

[ocod]

Got another one for my ignore list. Bye, good riddance. I would suggest that in the future if you want to stay on this forum, keep your opinions to yourself and refrain from personal attacks.

Lou

:ban:

Permanent.

Let them preach in their own forum where there are no rules that apply to them.

 

[Dr Honda]

:ban:

Permanent.

Let them preach in their own forum where there are no rules that apply to them.

I'm watch'in.

 

[LouDoo]

Oops, I think I've insulted "transom hooks" again.

Lou

 

[griz400]

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[seadoosnipe]

This thread has been around for a long time. My first reaction was to close it, to stop the possible reply's that aren't condusive to a family, friendly environment. But, because the majority of problem replies came from one member, I only deleted those replies. Please, try and keep from making any comments in the future to anyone who posts negative remarks and just alert a mod. It will be taken care of in proper fashion. There should be no reason to use an "ignore" list when there is a ban list.

 

[ocod]

Hey ya'll. Me and my brother Lou were sitting around watchin some NASCAR and puttin a hurtin on a keg a beer the other night and we got to talkin about how we are among the elder statesmen on the forum and there's lot's of young whipper snappers out there who can probably benefit from our wordly ways. Lou is alot younger than me, I was the oldest, Sis was next and then Lou, but most of you have probably realized by now that Lou is the more educated one of the family and has a much better way with words. He could really smooth talk the ladies and understands more about how women think than anyone I know. Some of you misguided lads have made mistakes like asking your girlfriend to back the trailer into the water and other things like that which just can't end pretty. So lucky for you, me and Lou are now here to save you from making those mistakes. So bring on the questions guys and gals. Maybe you got an issue with your wife, girlfriend or significant other (even if you both mount your seadoo from the same side, if ya know what I mean - that's ok too). Or maybe that jerk you got for a boss is getting on your nerves, we can help with that too. So whatever is stickin in your craw, let me and Lou help. We ain't gonna give ya none of that politically correct B.S. we're gonna tell ya how it is. We are here to offend everyone and your privacy is absolutely not guaranteed. Our cousin Criss, who is truly the most worldy of all of our kin, cause he moved downunder many years ago will also be sharing his worldy wisdom. And best of all, this tried and true wisdom is absolutley free.

So let's hear your questions. Ask Jake and Lou (and Criss)! Please no technical questions on this thread. :hurray:

This thread has been around for a long time. My first reaction was to close it, to stop the possible reply's that aren't condusive to a family, friendly environment. But, because the majority of problem replies came from one member, I only deleted those replies. Please, try and keep from making any comments in the future to anyone who posts negative remarks and just alert a mod. It will be taken care of in proper fashion. There should be no reason to use an "ignore" list when there is a ban list.

 

[bigJake]

hey Lou, if you was to get hooked on them transom hooks, would that make you a transom hook junkie? Ma always said Don't do drugs.

 

[bigJake]

This thread has been around for a long time. My first reaction was to close it, to stop the possible reply's that aren't condusive to a family, friendly environment. But, because the majority of problem replies came from one member, I only deleted those replies. Please, try and keep from making any comments in the future to anyone who posts negative remarks and just alert a mod. It will be taken care of in proper fashion. There should be no reason to use an "ignore" list when there is a ban list.

Have we made it to the top of the most viewed list yet?

 

[harryb]

Oops, I think I've insulted "transom hooks" again.

Lou

Lou, I guess he insulted the entire generation, my one machine is now 17 years old and I am 64 and still riding when my back allows. :thumbsup: Semper Fi! Ps, I always run upstream, so you can float back!!

 

[LouDoo]

Hey Guys, What's up, I just got back from the lake, I took the GSX, it's running 65 on the lieometer, of course it was downhill. Harry got you beat, gonna be 65 next week.

Lou

 

[griz400]

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[harryb]

Hey Guys, What's up, I just got back from the lake, I took the GSX, it's running 65 on the lieometer, of course it was downhill. Harry got you beat, gonna be 65 next week.

Lou

Holy cow, Medicare and the whole nine yards! Have a great birthday, you are only as old as you feel!!!!:thumbsup:

 

[bigJake]

Deer Jake, Lou and Criss,
Sis has bin pesterin me and Otis to take her down to the Beaver Lick bridge so as she can go bungee jumpin. Otis did sum syforin. The bridge is 70 foot tall and the winch on the truck has 100 foot of cable so weez OK there. Otis is a fretin bout how much wate the cable cud handle.
I wuz a reedin bout them hook thingies them JJ fellers wuz a macon Do you reckin we cud evin out the lode on the cable if we wuz ta attach sum of them fancy hooks all over Sis?

Me and Otis

Dennis,

I was a cypherin on this and got ta thinkin that Otis just wants ta take Sis to do that there bungee jumpin sos he can see er underbritches when she is upisde down.

 

[crisso]

Youáll have to beez carefull 'bout that bungee type stuff.Its pretty popular across the ditch in New Zealandy.You get the wrong type on there and things canny go real wrong.Remember old Roinnie.She'd damn get turned inside out.They pull up pretty quick at the bottom.

 

[crisso]

This thread has been around for a long time. My first reaction was to close it, to stop the possible reply's that aren't condusive to a family, friendly environment. But, because the majority of problem replies came from one member, I only deleted those replies. Please, try and keep from making any comments in the future to anyone who posts negative remarks and just alert a mod. It will be taken care of in proper fashion. There should be no reason to use an "ignore" list when there is a ban list.

Please.I know I have been away for a while.I am Crisso.Been back and forwards for a few different reasons.Did I miss something here???After a few thousand posts,we may be restricted.Please tell me,someone,that is not to be.I know I am not on here everyday as I used to be.But that is because I am trying to get a root.Please dont hold that against me.(or anything else)

 

[LouDoo]

Hi Crisso,

Great to hear from you, I guess this thread has become the old farts thread. You don't have to be an old fart, but it helps. I've met ocod (Oscar), he's not an old fart, but we'll give him a pass cause he's got old ski's like the rest of us. Dr Honda (Uncle Tony) ain't an old fart either, but he's gettin there.

Lou

 

[crisso]

I turn 50 next month.I am not an old fart,I am just a squeeze through the cheeks model.I still play hard,drink hard,and when shit happens do security work when all hell breaks loose.That is nearly every weekend where I work.I love it!

 

[crisso]

Nah.Gotta tell the truth.Try and stay out of the real firing line on the big nights.(it hurts to much)The young guys do the real work.We just hook them up,when they are sore.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis,

I was a cypherin on this and got ta thinkin that Otis just wants ta take Sis to do that there bungee jumpin sos he can see er underbritches when she is upisde down.

Deer Jake,
What underbritches?

Me and Otis

 

[Dennis]

Deer Jake, Lou and Criss,

Them fancy hook thingies wernt no good for bungee jumpin. Sis was danglin out off the side of Beaver Lick bridge and all them hooks broke. She did a big ol belly flop down into the crick. Caused the crick to flow backards for a spell. Folks up north got sum floodin".

If thays aint no good fer bungee jumpin and ol fart Lou caint cetch any transoms with em what good is thay?

Me and Otis

 

[griz400]

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