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Sorry sink.The going blind bit was for Seadoobuddy.I was also working on the Flux.Cap. System.(stage 3)and got a bit ahead of myself.3 days I think it was.But now,"I'am Baaaaaack".Sorry for the mixup
 
Maybe you could go back and fix a few little things I did when I was young....??? Made a few mistooks... like that first marriage thing... Leave the first 4 years alone though... she was amazing in the sack! Remember Criss??? I'm pretty sure most guys had her... rest her soul....
 
Nope can't say I know her.Well.You have 4 years to look back on and enjoy great thoughts about her.
When I got my first brand new motor bike,I polished her,kept her in new oil.A nice warm garage and never rode another bike.She stayed faithful to me.Never broke down.And nobody else ever rode her.All she ever got was tyred(michelan).She had a great voice being an Italian.
Well.We both look back on our lives with different thoughts.Maybe that's what makes us all different.
 
Boating pet peeves

We are introducing a new feature here at ASK JAKE AND LOU. Jake and Lou's TOPIC OF THE DAY (or however long it retains interest). Today's topis is BOATING PET PEEVES. We know ya'll got something that just sticks in your craw when you're at the lake. So we want to hear about it.
 
mine is when im on the beach with friends and there is no where to park the ski while we swim except to pull it up onto the beach in the sand....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hate that it irritates me so bad especially when friends ride and they start it up in like a foot of water ....I just can feel the sand going in the pump.....arggghhhh .... then the other day (this one is the worst) my GF was driving with a friend and they were in knee deep wtaer and she came flying close to me and did a 360 and when the rotation was done the rear end slammed down on the nozzle as it hit the bottom of the bay ..... OMG i wanted to have a heart attack just so i didnt have to see the damage
 
One of my pet peeves is that fisherman who decides to anchor his boat and fish right in the middle of the narrowest and highest traffic part of the lake. Then gives you a dirty look when you buzz by him and rock him with your wake.
 
John,

This just proves what Pa always said, s**t rolls downhill, or in this case downriver. Government sources say the water is safe to drink, and the govt. "never lies", so go have fun and forget about all this s**t.

It's kinda like this, a comparison of what the government would do and what you would do. If your house was full of raw sewage, if it was the government the would raise the ceiling, if it was me or you we would get a shovel. This is evident to me by the way the government handled the debt ceiling.

Lou
 
Pet Peeves, the most obvious one is when a larger (which almost all watercraft are) cuts across your bow. Earlier this year I got so pissed I almost put a horn on my ski, but I guess I've gotten mellow in my old age and just learned to live with it.

Lou
 
SeaDooLou said:
Pet Peeves, the most obvious one is when a larger (which almost all watercraft are) cuts across your bow. Earlier this year I got so pissed I almost put a horn on my ski, but I guess I've gotten mellow in my old age and just learned to live with it.

Lou
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That's why I like my Jet Boat so much. It has a weapons locker built right into the floor. :)

Seriously, that happens to me too. There is a guy with a big Yamaha boat on our river and I swear he drives like there is no one else around.
 
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Pet Peeves, the most obvious one is when a larger (which almost all watercraft are) cuts across your bow. Earlier this year I got so pissed I almost put a horn on my ski, but I guess I've gotten mellow in my old age and just learned to live with it.

Lou
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hey funny you say that Lou, cause I was in some store the other day (maybe Harbor Freight) and they had those old fashioned sounding AROOOOGAA horns (like on Pa's truck). I was thinking that would be pretty cool to put in the ski.
 
I saw an old EMD GP-8 Locomotive being scrapped out, it had a set of 5 chime nathan air horns, figured I could mount the horns on the hood, but I can't find a place for the compressor and air tank. Anyone got any ideas?

Lou
 
Thing I hate.People leaving the ramp area and give it a bit of throttle.Big wake behind them and peoples boats/skiis start smashing against each other and against trailers.Especially if boats are half-on a trailer.
Lou.Couldn't you get the 'gator boat out and tow it along behind.Generator-comp.-airhorns.Room for the 1 or 2 beers you may take with you.Sis.Your dog.The possibilities are endless.
 
Take out and old video camera and pretend to film them.Film a speed limit sign and then swing back on the idiot.Tellem you are a Uni student and you got a government grant to do a doco on anti-social behaviour.he;ll either do the right thing or bash you.Either way.You;ve got it on pretend camera
 
SeaDooLou said:
I saw an old EMD GP-8 Locomotive being scrapped out, it had a set of 5 chime nathan air horns, figured I could mount the horns on the hood, but I can't find a place for the compressor and air tank. Anyone got any ideas?

Lou
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wow, that would be cool. Just like when we ride the Pettycoat over to Hooterville. You just may have to take the trolling motor off the back of the ski to make room for the compressor.
 
I already took the trolling motor of and put a 200hp V4 Evinrude on the back, I've also got a couple of Govt. surplus JATO's I'm gonna mount back there. Should be quite a blast.

Lou
 
Is Sam Drucker still the store owner there.When I left he was getting pretty long in the tooth.I know Arnold passed away.I little bit at a time.(Pork leg roast every now and then).His grandpig loves the XBox.Ahhh.The old days.
 
SeaDooLou said:
I already took the trolling motor of and put a 200hp V4 Evinrude on the back, I've also got a couple of Govt. surplus JATO's I'm gonna mount back there. Should be quite a blast.

Lou
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Criss, I think the flux capacitor hiccuped and we got caught in a time warp or something. Me and Lou are on at the same time. I'm starting to think Me and Lou might not be the same person. My shrink ain't going to like this one bit. I got to take some of my schizophrenic meds and call him right away.
 
Crisso, don't really know I'll have to ask Mr. Haney the next time he comes by. Wait a minute.... I thought Sam Drucker was from Green Acres, well I guess it really doesn't make any difference. I think we ate Arnold for Sunday dinner last week.

Lou
 
Damn.Must be low on fuel again.I think the Doc in the movie used a can of soda and a banana peel.I'll try 2 cans of beer and a whole bunch of 'nanas.That should give it a kick.I'll talk to you soon,or yesterday.Mmmm.I think.This is really hard to workout
 
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