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Pa, a true Sage in a troubled world, always told me: "a man doesn't know true happiness until he's married, and then it's too late".

Lou
 
Ladies get wrinkles around their eyes after they get married.
It's because they keep saying"You want me to suck WHAT"
 
Hey there uncle cousins from another father. I've been gone the last few days cuz my vidier card went south and I dint have a puter...I bout got skeert not having advice from yooz guys.... but I'm back! WHEW!!! Much better. Got oneathem thar i7 deals... WOW! I cant surf pix of sis at lightning speed now!

Glad to be back,
Sink
 
Sink said:
Hey there uncle cousins from another father. I've been gone the last few days cuz my vidier card went south and I dint have a puter...I bout got skeert not having advice from yooz guys.... but I'm back! WHEW!!! Much better. Got oneathem thar i7 deals... WOW! I cant surf pix of sis at lightning speed now!

Glad to be back,
Sink
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Hey welcome back Sink, don't understand why ya wud take your vidier card south just cause it wouldn't work but ya shoulda stopped in and said hey to Lou while ya was down there.
 
Hey Sink,

Good to hear from you, I'm trying to figure out the accent. Not sure what a vidier card is?? Yooz guys?? Don't know what part of the south you were, maybe south Bronx, I don't think it was around here. Try y'all.

Lou
 
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The results are in

After tabulating the thousands of responses, the Seadoo Forum Members have selected as the HOTTEST ACTRESS OF ALL TIME: Roseanne Barr :hurray:

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The fires over there are big news.Hope anyone close is ok.
If you cannot understand the previous reply,read it out to someone else.They will be able to understand it
 
I thought Roseanne Barr was moving to Canada after George W. won, hell I even sent her gas money.

Jake, I thought Sis should have won, remember she starred in a couple of adult films. Opps maybe I shouldn't have brought that up. Well Rosanne Bar looks kinda like Sis, only skinny.

Lou
 
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OOOOO.It be vewwy vewwy quwiet.Everybody mus' be out wabbit hunting.
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Criss, I'm up, you're forgetting about the space continuum thing again. You wasskily wabbit.

Lou
 
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After tabulating the thousands of responses, the Seadoo Forum Members have selected as the HOTTEST ACTRESS OF ALL TIME: Roseanne Barr :hurray:

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Wait! I didn't get to vote!!! I vote for ROSANNE BARR!!!!! That's was close!

The accent is lower middle north easterly westside story. Actually, we midwesterners don't have an accent.. unless you look in our cupboards... I have accent, salt, pepper and GARLIC!!!
 
I've always said Marriage is GRAND... Divorce is about 500 GRAND! Stay married! Some advice I got from Pa
 
Woman are like pianos.When they are upright they are good but when you lay them flat,they are grand
 
I noticed a thread in another post that was about doing a stupid thing.I once pushed a big button with my foot, that was under a big sewing machine.It was used to sew horse rugsMy hand was under the big arm.Choonk choonk choonk choonk.Straight thru about 6 times.Thread and all.Had to cut all thread thread out and pull it back through.I learnt about 4 new swear words that day.It hurt too
 
You are not allowed to say,"I got married".That's being a soft c-ck.And don't be bashful.We won't stir you up.True.We won't
 
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