Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[Corby]

Righto well next Q is it worth my while redoing my graphics on my speedster or should I just go plane jane???

 

[Sink]

Yea here too, but the other thong instead of going between your big toe, goes between, oh well never mind.

Lou

That thar be called a camel toe thong! I's always wantin to reach in and pull that outta thar... seems like it'd be like Injun underware... creapin up from behind!

Doc... Glad you got the commando look goin... and do the polish so Sis can see to pick the crabs outta her teeth in case she gits wun or to...

Still learnin,
Sink

 

[bigJake]

Doc... Glad you got the commando look goin... Sink

Sink, you got some splainin to do here son. You goin queer on us? Not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[Sink]

Now Jake.... Doc said he had to shave..... not me! I knew Sis was "packin".... I used protecshun! Takin things outta context... GEESH! Oh and I'm prolly Dad to you, son! Or maybe even grandad!

 

[bigJake]

Now Jake.... Doc said he had to shave..... not me! I knew Sis was "packin".... I used protecshun! Takin things outta context... GEESH! Oh and I'm prolly Dad to you, son! Or maybe even grandad!

Sink, I'll check with Ma but I'm pretty sure your not my daddy. That would sure get Pa madder than a cornered pit bull.

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Blind Date

"That was nice of you to set up a blind date for your ex-boyfriend."

"I know, but I don't hold any grudges."

"I'm surprised he trusted you enough to agree to go out with her."

"Well, I had to swear to him she's Jennifer Lopez's double."

"Wow! Is that true?"

"I wouldn't lie. She's twice her weight and twice her age!"

(Maybe it's SIS of Jake and Lou)

 

[Sink]

Sink, I'll check with Ma but I'm pretty sure your not my daddy. That would sure get Pa madder than a cornered pit bull.

No need in tellin Pa. He's fine not knowin. Besides, someon had to take the pressure off of him. You know Ma wants it several times a day... Pa just couldn't keep up! Poor ol man... Ma is a sweetheart too. I just couldn't leave her out in the cold...

All for now, son. Talk later.

 

[crisso]

Sink.Just a thought.You sure he's YOUR Pa?

 

[Sink]

Sink.Just a thought.You sure he's YOUR Pa?

Hard to say... ;-)

 

[bigJake]

Righto well next Q is it worth my while redoing my graphics on my speedster or should I just go plane jane???

Corby, we was plannin a big announcement on this for next week, but since ya asked - Sis had some of them there glamour shots taken down at the picture takin shop wearin some frilly outfits and Doc is using them to put together a set of graphics. So if ya can hold out a few more days the way to go is with Sis on both sides of yur ski, then on the hood ya put a "Ask Jake and Lou" logo. That theres the way to go! :thumbsup:

 

[Seadoobuddy]

If I look at the graphics will go blind????

 

[LouDoo]

If I look at the graphics will go blind????

No you won't go blind, but if I were you I would quit looking when you need glasses.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

Ok Doc did some work with photoshop and here's prelimary of the Sis graphics

 

[LouDoo]

Hey Jake, Is that Sis, she's really lookin good. No wonder you're keeping her for yourself, I'm tellin Ma.

I think I saw her on truck mud flaps.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

Hey Jake, Is that Sis, she's really lookin good. No wonder you're keeping her for yourself, I'm tellin Ma.

I think I saw her on truck mud flaps.

Lou

yea, she throws in a set to every trucker she meets.

 

[Sink]

Doc says that's not the Sis he had.... ;-o

 

[bigJake]

Doc says that's not the Sis he had.... ;-o

I said he did some photoshop work !

 

[LouDoo]

I said he did some photoshop work !

I want to go shopping at that photo shopping place. I'm goin with Ma and Sis.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

I want to go shopping at that photo shopping place. I'm goin with Ma and Sis.

Lou

you better ask if they have the advanced super turbo version

 

[crisso]

Good to see a few photos of the clan.Because it's tomorrow down here,I have seen the finished product.Vaa Vaa Va Voom!.Sink.The photo won't send you blind,but think about what your Nanna said.Now that may send you blind.

 

[crisso]

Corby.There is a ski down my way that has gone the full Brazilian and the guy added some pin striping.It looks very good.Just another option for you

 

[crisso]

Hey Cousins.You guys sure sis hasn't been down under?Her pic is on truck mudflaps here alsr did the trucks just get sent here?There are lot's of them.Come to think of it.She did go missing for a few days about a year ago.

 

[LouDoo]

Cousin Criss, Sis has been down under, drove a truck with Mad Max. That where they got the idea for the mud flaps.

Lou

 

[crisso]

Ahh.That explains a lot.The wild screams.The custom fitout on the trucks.She was just missing home and wanted to bring a bit more culture down under.

 

[Sink]

Oh, Sis has been down under Many Many times!!!! She was for me and I'm sure Doc had sum too.... actually, I think she gets around more than my first wife!!!!! Glad the photo shopping mall thing worked so well. Can hardly tell it's Sis!