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I know this is a little off topic, but needs some advise from the good ole' boys. The wife and I have been thinkin about relocating back to the Tampa area after all these years up north, now that I'm offically retired looking at that Town 'N' Country area for our new home. Problem is, I gots two flat tires on the house and can't get the damn wheels off to fix em. I thought about using a torch, but knowed that
I'd set the bales of straw we use for insulation on fire. Any help would be appresiated. Oh, does any buddy own a big rig headed south, not sure but think the ole' Nissan isn't up to the job.
 
Harry,

This is nothing against your life style, but to me a house just ain't a home till you take the wheel oft it.

Also I might be able to help you with the towing, I just so happen to have a yellow Hummer for sale, it ain't no a title, but it does have current FL plates, also has Vandelay Stickers of both front doors.

Lou
 
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harryb said:
I know this is a little off topic, but needs some advise from the good ole' boys. The wife and I have been thinkin about relocating back to the Tampa area after all these years up north, now that I'm offically retired looking at that Town 'N' Country area for our new home. Problem is, I gots two flat tires on the house and can't get the damn wheels off to fix em. I thought about using a torch, but knowed that
I'd set the bales of straw we use for insulation on fire. Any help would be appresiated. Oh, does any buddy own a big rig headed south, not sure but think the ole' Nissan isn't up to the job.
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Harry,
Did ya try cussin at the wheels real loud. That's what I does when soemthin is stuck. Lou and Criss are the expert mechnical fellers, Im sure they will know how to git them wheels off yer house. As fer the towin, ya'll don't need no big rig. Just git yerself one of them there Honda Civics, theys will tow anything.
 
Sink said:
I am from Nebraska... and so is "They Call Me Tater Salad", Larry the Cable Guy! Or am I reallyt CDO... That's really bad OCD.. everything has to be in order! No wait! I'm missing!

Actually, I went to watch some hockey this last weekend and eat some sushi. Took the Lear to Michigan, then over to Japan for lunch. Maybe I'm guitarjsm??? or is that guitarjsmi???
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Waits a minute here, now ya'll gots me confused. There is a Larry feller here? I don't remember meetin no Larry feller. Good ta see ya back though Sink. Since you went missin the same time Criss did, I was thinkin maybe you was his new girlfriend that he was a talkin about and I was afraid ta tell him that I was a pritty sure you was a feller but nowadays ya jist can't always tell fer sure.
 
when some of ya'all get to thinkin..... it sure gets dangerous sounding.... maybe some ya'all should pay a visit to that there wizard of oz.. think he still be hiding out in kansas somewhere.... maybe he still has some brains to give out LOL!!!
 
guitarsjm said:
when some of ya'all get to thinkin..... it sure gets dangerous sounding.... maybe some ya'all should pay a visit to that there wizard of oz.. think he still be hiding out in kansas somewhere.... maybe he still has some brains to give out LOL!!!
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aww guitar, now you is makin yerself look like a durn fool. One day in charge a watchin SDB and it is already startin ta rub off on ya'll. We knows where Oz is at, cause that's where cuzin Criss lives. It is over in that there Aussie land. Hell ole Sink was just there last month. Hey, that must be when they started a courtin.
 
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aww guitar, now you is makin yerself look like a durn fool. One day in charge a watchin SDB and it is already startin ta rub off on ya'll. We knows where Oz is at, cause that's where cuzin Criss lives. It is over in that there Aussie land. Hell ole Sink was just there last month. Hey, that must be when they started a courtin.
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Looky here Guitar, straight from the Encyloped Brtitannica:Pronounced [əˈstɹæɪljə, -liə] in Australian English, the name Australia is derived from the Latin australis, meaning "southern". The country has been referred to colloquially as Oz since the early 20th century.

Now we know ya'll ain't smarter than the Encyclopedia Britannica. Says them Colloqui fellers over at 20th Century Fox calls it Oz.
 
Lou, Hang on to that Hummer truck, wife's cousin says we can hang out with them in Bagdad for a little while and we'll come on over an look at it. How much, for cheap we hope. Think it'll pull a 1964 12x60 with two flat tires?
 
Hey Lou,
I gots a question fer ya'll. The wife was watchin that there Oprah and now she says we shuld have a designated love makin night. She said she thinks it shuld be Tuesday. But every Tuesday night she says she is goin down to the Bingo parlor and doesn't come home till the wee hours and that's the night I goes over ta cuzin Bubbas to watch the NASCAR. I reminded the wife that she goes to the Bingo and I watch the NASCAR on Tuesday nights and she says that is ok we can still do those things. I is really confused.
 
Jake,

We call it nakid night it's supposed to be Friday night, but seems lately there's a bunch fewer fridays than there used to be.

Lou
 
bigJake said:
hey tater, I hear your yungin is a chip off the old block. Guess that makes him a tater chip.

I made a pritty good joke on that thread bouts them new seadoos at the toronto boat show but the feller didn't git it. Never good when ya gots ta splain a joke.

I was readin that thread yesterdee bout that feller in Oz that's been workin on puttin that outboard on his jetboat, looks like that there is gonna turn out pritty good. Gots me thinkin bouts puttin a outboard on the back of the honda civic i bought last week. Them there little japanese fellers builds a pritty good automobile. I hope cuzin Criss gits back soon, he is a expert boat builder and he will know jist how ta do it. I'll check the compression on the honda and post some pics.
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ok fellers, I think I is really onta something here. I found out that Honda even makes the outboard fer mountin to the civic so I knows this is gonna work.
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Put some pontoons on the axles and hook the motor to the trunk lid.
Don't forget the 100 foot cable on the winch so you lift it off the bottom of the lake when you "sink" it.
 
Sink said:
You mean the guy with the scotch and the smokes aint Larry the Cable Guy? Man am I confused!
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Sink, did you git arrested for drunk and disorderly in public agin? ya know you is supposed ta be drunk and disorderly in a bar.
 
Wow, I just noticed the stats, there are 36 guests browsing this thread. I hope we're not being watched.

Lou
 
Fer Sale

Three of the best huntin' dogs in the nor-east. Wife says if we are a moving to the sunny south that I has to part with 'em. Open to all resanable offers.:(
 
harryb said:
Three of the best huntin' dogs in the nor-east. Wife says if we are a moving to the sunny south that I has to part with 'em. Open to all resanable offers.:(
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Hey Jake,

How did Harry get our picture from last year's family reunion?

Lou
 
I told ya that we had family over there in yor neck of the woods and dam if they don't own one of those phones with a camera in it. Must of takin it when you all had a few!
 
picked up a sweet little deal today out on the water, after i picked up this new houseboat to add to the collection, look out this summer, pure babe magnet or what ???
 
lookin for a way to spuce this new gem of mine up some, fraid im gonna get drunk goin to cooler and fall down the steps, should i make a room addition ???



and soon as i gave the guy the 300.00, he bought this other hot tub on wheels, man, he found a good deal:agree:
 

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