Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[LouDoo]

SDB,

I sent Criss an E Mail yesterday, but I haven't heard back.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

hey there tater. a big howdy do and welcome to the thread.

bout them there critters, i was a jist helpin em over the fence, honest.

sounds like ya'll been checkin up on us here. that there is a good ider, Ma always warned us bout talkin ta strangers, specially football coaches.

Lou is the smart one here, I is jist a crotchity old bastard (that means i scratches alot), ole cousin criss he dun meet a pritty girl and we aints heard from him since.

oh and that there sdb feller hangs around alot, don't pay him no mind. he is a couple a fries short of a happy meal but he is harmless. we jist kinda watch out fer him so he don't go a hurtin hisself. he goes down there ta that florida place now n then, maybe yous can meets up with em and keep a eye on em fer us.

 

[tater salad]

speakin about keepin an eye on someone, people cant even take a dump in peace anymore, you goes down to take a dump, get the paper work done, think your steppin out without anyone really seein ya, and look what happens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ELY8P5PWNo
like and ugly girl when ur drinkin, in the front door, and sneak out the back in the morn

 

[Seadoobuddy]

i could watch the duke and clint eastwood movies all day.


UNFORGIVEN is on right now!

 

[LouDoo]

What channel?

 

[tater salad]

hey there tater. a big howdy do and welcome to the thread.

bout them there critters, i was a jist helpin em over the fence, honest.

sounds like ya'll been checkin up on us here. that there is a good ider, Ma always warned us bout talkin ta strangers, specially football coaches.

Lou is the smart one here, I is jist a crotchity old bastard (that means i scratches alot), ole cousin criss he dun meet a pritty girl and we aints heard from him since.

oh and that there sdb feller hangs around alot, don't pay him no mind. he is a couple a fries short of a happy meal but he is harmless. we jist kinda watch out fer him so he don't go a hurtin hisself. he goes down there ta that florida place now n then, maybe yous can meets up with em and keep a eye on em fer us.

when i met sis, she said tater, thats me, u gonna be putty in my fingers, i says shoot girl, she said shoot hail, or hell i think, then she gave me a picture of u from last years blizzard of you and your snoman or woman

 

[Seadoobuddy]

AMC on Comcast ....almost over

 

[bigJake]

when i met sis, she said tater, thats me, u gonna be putty in my fingers, i says shoot girl, she said shoot hail, or hell i think, then she gave me a picture of u from last years blizzard of you and your snoman or woman

that there is a snowwoman cause it ain't got no snowballs.

 

[ocod]

been readin threw or is it through some of this of whats goin on here, its a mess, looks like, i gotta see if i can find a diagnostic manual for the problems here or is it hear.. was readin a post, then it disappeard, read another, then it disappeared, seems (seams) the music man is a magician also, and sis does like chocolates, and string bikinis, and we got an alchaholic here, that loves beer, and read back pretty far and what is goin on with the farm animals ? jake ? i think we knead or need a phd or a doctor here to (straiten) out some crap hear - here- oh man, like george strait

:agree:
:hurray:

Can we be friends

Hey Tater,

Here's a picture I done took of Sis when we wuz in FL lookin for that Vandelay feller. I thought you might want it for your wallet.

Lou

I skinned me some hood meat to take it to the smoker and it dun charred itself.

 

[bigJake]

compression fine i believe, but runnin lean cause sis aint a good cook, mighta had a plug wire fall rite - right off - may have burnt a piston, will check and post

Back when we was yungins we would sit on the porch and Pa would tell stories bout what it was like growin up durin the compression. It was some real tuff times. Then they a started that there probation where ya'll couldn't buy no licker and that is when Pa built his first still and stated makin the shine. Pour a little a Pa's shine in with yer gas and yer ski wills run slicker than snot on a glass doorknob.

 

[bigJake]

Ocod, looks like yer gonna git an awful lot a jerky outa that there hood meet.

Damn, I ain't been up this early since the time the widow Hatfield drove thru the yard on er way to the Walmart and hit the deer in the backyard.

Sis says today is some kind a national holiday for some Martin feller. did you fellers know that? I thinks he is the guy that invented that there 1 Hour Martinizin where them city slicker folk take their clothes ta git cleaned. I guess their Ma ain't got no warsh tub. Them city slickers will make a holiday fer anything ta gits outa workin. Ya'll think they would have a holiday fer the guy that invented them there indoor flush torlits them city clickers gots too. I bets that carpet bagger magician feller gots a flush torlit.

 

[bigJake]

Take a look at this fellers. I gots an email today from that there Lowes place. Don't even know why they put that place in when the Walmart gots everything ya'll needs. But take a look at the subject in the Lowes mesage: "This week: Your Bath". Now just how in sam hell did them Lowe's folks know that this here is the week that I takes my bath?

 

[guitarsjm]

the walmart does indeed, has all ya ever need (well.. most of what you mostly need). oh yeah.. the 'music man' is still here . as for them disappearing posts with colorful metaphors (you cant deny, some of them were somewhat funny), to just show i was 'sorry' for havn said things 'off color' (nothin bout Dr MLK), i just did some prestidigitator stuff (magic to those who dont know), and 'POOF' they was gone!

by the way all you up north people!! TAKE yer cold air BACK! me and the wife wanted to put the boat in this weekend and it was in the upper 30's and 40's...

 

[crisso]

HEEEEEYYYYYYYY GUUUUUUYYYS!!!!!!!!!!.SorryI have been offline lately.I have a bit happening at the moment that is taking a bit to organise.I have sent Lou a private mess. explaining it.I will be back on as soon as I get it all organised.Please bear with me.I miss this place.Crisso

Haha.I heard someone has a guitar that is strung a bit tight.

 

[ocod]

Thaks BJ

Me have sum chitlins that do nut bun eat and eat and eat.
Ma said we gots to keep feeding them so I'm always out in the field hunting and sipping good old Popcorn's shine.

 

[bigJake]

the walmart does indeed, has all ya ever need (well.. most of what you mostly need). oh yeah.. the 'music man' is still here . as for them disappearing posts with colorful metaphors (you cant deny, some of them were somewhat funny), to just show i was 'sorry' for havn said things 'off color' (nothin bout Dr MLK), i just did some prestidigitator stuff (magic to those who dont know), and 'POOF' they was gone!

by the way all you up north people!! TAKE yer cold air BACK! me and the wife wanted to put the boat in this weekend and it was in the upper 30's and 40's...

That there was some pretty good disapperin act, we mights have ta change yur name from WallStreet to the MagicMan

 

[guitarsjm]

hmmmm..... i kind of grown fond of 'wallstreet' ... guess its no longer 'noob' lol, but ya can just call me 'guitars'... whatever ya'all like or choose is fine...

 

[bigJake]

jist remember, burpen, farten, and spitten is ok (even Ma does all those in the house) but Ma gonna run ya off agin fer any cussin or potty mouth talk.:cheers:

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Bigj - I don't think we will see anymore of that kind of potty talking from him. I think sis went to the Florida state and gave him a big whooooooping...if you kno what I mean! ! ! ! ! !

 

[bigJake]

aww jeeze, SDB git his own network and now he is over there on that Aussie thread botherin them Aussie folk whilst they is tryin ta sleep. sumthin bouts some wine bein stolen in a yellow hummer or somethin other. I swears we gots ta keep an eye on that boy 26 hrs a day. Maybe we shuld put magicboy in charge a lookin after em.

 

[bigJake]

the walmart does indeed, has all ya ever need (well.. most of what you mostly need). oh yeah.. the 'music man' is still here . as for them disappearing posts with colorful metaphors (you cant deny, some of them were somewhat funny), to just show i was 'sorry' for havn said things 'off color' (nothin bout Dr MLK), i just did some prestidigitator stuff (magic to those who dont know), and 'POOF' they was gone!

by the way all you up north people!! TAKE yer cold air BACK! me and the wife wanted to put the boat in this weekend and it was in the upper 30's and 40's...

Wish I could talk the wife into lettin me put the boat in this weekend. Been awhile since my boat has seen any water...

 

[guitarsjm]

aww jeeze, SDB git his own network and now he is over there on that Aussie thread botherin them Aussie folk whilst they is tryin ta sleep. sumthin bouts some wine bein stolen in a yellow hummer or somethin other. I swears we gots ta keep an eye on that boy 26 hrs a day. Maybe we shuld put magicboy in charge a lookin after em.

(now i'm 'magicboy' lol... you all are too much fun)

 

[guitarsjm]

i'll watch over SDB... no problem...

 

[tater salad]

mmmmmmmm still doin the majic, ole david copperfield should watch his ass

 

[bigJake]

hey tater, I hear your yungin is a chip off the old block. Guess that makes him a tater chip.

I made a pritty good joke on that thread bouts them new seadoos at the toronto boat show but the feller didn't git it. Never good when ya gots ta splain a joke.

I was readin that thread yesterdee bout that feller in Oz that's been workin on puttin that outboard on his jetboat, looks like that there is gonna turn out pritty good. Gots me thinkin bouts puttin a outboard on the back of the honda civic i bought last week. Them there little japanese fellers builds a pritty good automobile. I hope cuzin Criss gits back soon, he is a expert boat builder and he will know jist how ta do it. I'll check the compression on the honda and post some pics.