Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[bigJake]

Anybody know where I can buy a screen door? They don't have them over at the walmart.

 

[LouDoo]

You might try Meynards, they also have air brakes for billy goats. I still haven't see Criss.

Lou

 

[crisso]

Me just knocked off work.Here now.All the fun has been had.More to come though.It's 11.40pm here.
My virginity was stolen.Does that count?I still remember the box it came in though.Never could find it again though.Had to buy another one.

 

[crisso]

Jake.Whats the door for?Here.To keep the pests out

 

[LouDoo]

Anybody know where I can buy a screen door? They don't have them over at the walmart.

If they don't have it at Walmart you don't need it, ask the Walmart Greeter.

Lou

 

[LouDoo]

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Hey Criss,

We've changed our avatar's to Vandelay Industries, until Brent Vandelay, Art Vandelay's son is found.

Lou

 

[crisso]

They look great!How do I do this plz.Where is the linky thingy I need

 

[crisso]

Geez.Just flicked on the old idiot box and what do I get.Dinga dinga dinga dinga.Old mate The Six Million $ man.At this time of night I was hoping for some non kid type movies.Nup.I got Steve Austin.Dingadingadingadinga.(you know that sound he made)

 

[Sink]

I thought it was more of a NAHNAHNAhNahnahnahhhhh

 

[crisso]

:lol:yeh it probably is spelt that way.IN America.Maaaaaaate.Mine was an Aussie accent.Get with it

 

[crisso]

Once upon a time,hidden in behind a dark screen door,there lived a Kawasaki Freak.His life was not easy.Water was hard to get because of lake algea,wildfires stopped him from going to his job as a bowling alley hint giver and to make matters worst,the guy that lived next door was an Aussie.The translation between the two was never sorted out.The Stupid Aussie just did not care that the President Cup,his favourite coffee cup,was knocked down by a crazy Kangaroo that was trying to dodge a big friggin shark that was not meant to be on the bloody course.So.The guy decided.I am gunna go get a pizza and watch some Canadian footy.This was not to be.Two crazy italians had a fight and burnt down each others Pizza shops.The only thing left in this poor Ghost town is a grave feeling and some crazy ants that got into the Italian Grapper(homemade wine).Some pics will follow this important annoucement.HI.How are you today!!!

 

[LouDoo]

I think you just about covered it all, of course with the glaring exception of Brent Vandelay, son of Art Vandelay, and heir to the Vandelay Latex and Latex Products fortune.

Lou

 

[Seadoobuddy]

That's pretty darn good Crisso. You should be a writer and publish a book.

 

[crisso]

Hey Seadoob.Are you dark at me???

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Dark at you???? it must be an Aussie saying.
NO, I mean that was really good writing except you forgot the Legoman.

Here are J&L in their younger days.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/leithal/307540616/

 

[bigJake]

Once upon a time,hidden in behind a dark screen door,there lived a Kawasaki Freak.His life was not easy.Water was hard to get because of lake algea,wildfires stopped him from going to his job as a bowling alley hint giver and to make matters worst,the guy that lived next door was an Aussie.The translation between the two was never sorted out.The Stupid Aussie just did not care that the President Cup,his favourite coffee cup,was knocked down by a crazy Kangaroo that was trying to dodge a big friggin shark that was not meant to be on the bloody course.So.The guy decided.I am gunna go get a pizza and watch some Canadian footy.This was not to be.Two crazy italians had a fight and burnt down each others Pizza shops.The only thing left in this poor Ghost town is a grave feeling and some crazy ants that got into the Italian Grapper(homemade wine).Some pics will follow this important annoucement.HI.How are you today!!!

:lol:.........:lol:

 

[crisso]

Dark at me means "Do you have the shits with me".Eg are you Dark at me..Me story was only based on Cousin Jake list.I could not resist it.The Legoman.Well it leads into a totally different part of my head.Sdb Post another pic of it and a really new story will come out.

 

[harryb]

Stupid Man!!! He's everywhere, He's everywhere!!!! Try upstate New York!

 

[crisso]

Harry B
Welcome mate.Where did you pop up from?You'd be talking about the Lego man.(i hope you are)It was big news in Australia as well

 

[hfgreg]

Lol. Love the George Costanza references in these avatars. :cheers:

 

[bigJake]

Lol. Love the George Costanza references in these avatars. :cheers:

ya have to admit Greg, the Stolen in Florida thread is probably the funniest thread ever posted on this forum

 

[crisso]

Jake.Which one?Post it up plz!!

 

[harryb]

crisso, been following this for awhile, just had to add my two cents worth. I popped up from a little redneck town in central New York and Legoman would have probably been shot on site here, zero tolerance! I often wondered what the deal was with Australia, one of my best friends in the Marine Corps went on R&R there and when he was discharged went back and was never heard from again. Do you guys eat Americans?? This will probably start a whole new twist!!

 

[harryb]

Hey crisso, viriginty runs about $2.50/ lb here, how much do you need??

 

[bigJake]

Hey Harry, welcome to the thread. We ain't had a genuine city slicker here in a while.
Feel free to post any nekid pictures of yer sister and be sure and stay on the lookout fer that missin Vanderlay feller.