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Ask Jake, Lou and Tater
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Jake, I want to be the first to congratulate you, you've won AH of the day again.
Lou
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It would have been interesting to know the ending of this story.....but his last post on any subject was 8/29/2009.
You want to know the ending to this thread from 2 years ago. OK, I happen to know Quetz. He tore the engine apart and discovered it was filled with gold (that's why it wouldn't run). He learned the gold belonged to a fairy princess so he went to the castle to return it. He met the fairy princess and they instanly fell in love. They got married, had 3.2 children and lived happily ever after.
Damn, can't find the delete button.
Lou
Quote Originally Posted by Seadoobuddy View Post
It would have been interesting to know the ending of this story.....but his last post on any subject was 8/29/2009.
You want to know the ending to this thread from 2 years ago. OK, I happen to know Quetz. He tore the engine apart and discovered it was filled with gold (that's why it wouldn't run). He learned the gold belonged to a fairy princess so he went to the castle to return it. He met the fairy princess and they instanly fell in love. They got married, had 3.2 children and lived happily ever after.
Damn, can't find the delete button.
For those lost in the loop....
follow this thread..
http://www.seadooforum.com/showthre...ght-on-a-Rotax-717-engines-on-Seadoo-jet-boat.
Even though I may have a few hundred posts and owned a SD for 5 yrs, I know nothing about the mechanical part of the engines.
I've been researching as many threads as I can, yes, some go back 1-3 yrs. If they are still open I may respond like I did yesterday to Dr Honda's thread about in-line fuel filters and I needed an updated part number.....and he responded.
I'll repost this in the older thread also.
follow this thread..
http://www.seadooforum.com/showthre...ght-on-a-Rotax-717-engines-on-Seadoo-jet-boat.
Even though I may have a few hundred posts and owned a SD for 5 yrs, I know nothing about the mechanical part of the engines.
I've been researching as many threads as I can, yes, some go back 1-3 yrs. If they are still open I may respond like I did yesterday to Dr Honda's thread about in-line fuel filters and I needed an updated part number.....and he responded.
I'll repost this in the older thread also.
bigJake
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Doc Honda is still here to reply to your question. Quetz hasn't submitted a post in 2 years. So as Lou says, if we don't know the answer we'll make something up.
bigJake
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Damn, I knew I should have gone with the Magic Bean version of the story. It would have been more believable
crisso
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Once upon a time at a magical place called Wal-Mart ,there was a beatiful girl that wanted to buy lot's of different stuff.This place sells everything.You can see that by the pictures of people in there.Well.Everything was going great untill she met a local person.That persons name was,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.Keep the story going!!!You can tell its a fairy tale because of the beatiful girl being in Wal-Mart
bigJake
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That persons name was Christian (He goes by Hank for short). Hank was originally from the local town but moved to Oz land and lived downunder for several years but had returned to the states to visit relatives. Hank had developed an Australian accent while living downunder which the beautiful girl found charming. They struck up a conversation in the women's clothing aisle when they both reached for the same skirt at the same time. They chatted for a while and then decided to sit down and have coffee at the Walmart food court. Hank learned that the beautiful girl's name was Cathy, but she goes by Mabel for short. Hank and Mabel chatted for hours, but Hank did not reaveal his true reason for returning to the states...
Sink
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People of Walmart is a funny site but damn you autocorrect is even better. Last time I checked out the site I peed!!!
Sorry I've been out of the loop for a few days. Had to go on a little trip with my gf for my bday. Gorgeous little historical town of Weston Missouri. Awesome time! Couldn't get there from here... well without a about an hour and a half detour for flooding! I-29 is closed in areas... Anyway, had a great time!
Sorry I've been out of the loop for a few days. Had to go on a little trip with my gf for my bday. Gorgeous little historical town of Weston Missouri. Awesome time! Couldn't get there from here... well without a about an hour and a half detour for flooding! I-29 is closed in areas... Anyway, had a great time!
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crisso
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Hey Jake and Lou.Those Wal-Martians are pretty close to the family photos.I just got the album out.Funny thing though.The dog saw one of the photos and bit me on the leg.I wonder what it remembers.It could of been the time we were stirring the dog saying at was as ugly as cousin Elroy.Then I shaved it's arse and tried to teach it to walk backwards so it didn't look so bad.That might have set it off.
bigJake
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Hey that's not funny Criss. You know me and Elroy are twin cousins.
crisso
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Hey Jake.You'all remember when me dog ate that funny stuff it dug up from those two-heads that used to live in the next compound.Member hows it's back legs went all wonky.And member how you twin cousin Elroy put all the marks on the broom handle.Member he said they was temperature things.Member he said he was taken the dogs temperature.Member the dog turned around and bit him on the leg.Damned if I looked again and YOUR TWIN COUSIN Elroy was in the family photo shot.
Dog still bit me though
Dog still bit me though
bigJake
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Hank had entered the states undercover, he was on a mission for the Australian Secret Service to crack a kangaroo smuggling cartel. The cartel used a womens clothing outlet as a front for their smuggling operations. Hank had established a contact within the cartel who was going to help him expose the kangaroo smuggling operation. The contact had gathered files on the operation and had placed them on a microchip sewn into the hem of the skirt he had come to Walmart to retrieve. The plan went awry when Mabel got to the skirt first. Now Hank needed a new plan to retrieve the microchip. He knew he had to be careful because he had caught a glimpse of a gun in Mabel's purse. Hank was wondering, was she part of the cartel? had his cover been blown? was she there to kill him???
Mabel excused herself to go to the restroom. Hank had to make his move. As Hank stood and moved toward Mabel's cart to retrieve the skirt, two local boys rounded the corner.
"Hey Jack, looky there. That there skirt would be perfect for Ma's birthday"
"You're right Lee. And lucky for us someone must a put it in their cart then decided they didn't want it"
Hank stood dumbfounded as Jack and Lee made off with the skirt containing the microchip.....
crisso
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Now.Mabel was thinking.Was that a gun I saw in Hanks pocket,or was he just glad to see me?She knew he wanted that skirt.But why.What was his reason.Then she saw it.Hank was getting closer to her shopping trolley when two strange looking men grabbed the skirt.She saw the look on Hanks face.Was he?No.he couldn't be.Not the six foot Hunk of man she had been having coffee with one minute earlier.
She followed Hank who was now trailing the two strange looking men.She noticed something strange.Hank did not walk.He had this silly hopping motion.He would stop,reach down the front of his trousers like he was searching in some type of pouch.
Meanwhile,Hank was having trouble walking.3 coffees and he really needed to find a dunny.(toilet)He did the best he could to keep up with the men but had to squeeze the end of his old fella shut.They were getting away when,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
She followed Hank who was now trailing the two strange looking men.She noticed something strange.Hank did not walk.He had this silly hopping motion.He would stop,reach down the front of his trousers like he was searching in some type of pouch.
Meanwhile,Hank was having trouble walking.3 coffees and he really needed to find a dunny.(toilet)He did the best he could to keep up with the men but had to squeeze the end of his old fella shut.They were getting away when,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
bigJake
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They were getting away when they were stopped at the door by the Walmart Greeter. The greeter was an old Buddy of Jack and Lee who had just bought a used jet ski and wanted to ask the boys a few questions about some problems he was having with the ski. Hank saw this as his chance to tend to his needs so he made a mad dash for the loo.
After Hank was done, he went back to the front of Walmart, where he saw the Walmart Greeter talking to the Walmart people in the store. Hank patiently waited his turn to talk with the Greeter. Finally Hank told the greeter, "the same thing happened to me last year", the greeter gave a reassuring smile, and told Hank and his Buddy, "I know son, I know".
Hank and his buddy left the store, satisfied with the new knowledge about how things work in the real world.
To be continued.........
Hank and his buddy left the store, satisfied with the new knowledge about how things work in the real world.
To be continued.........
bigJake
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As Jack and Lee were walkin to the truck in the Walmart parking lot they ran into their mate Stink. Now Stink's real name is Elmo but everybody calls him Stink for obvious reasons. Stink started tellin the boys about he stopped over to see ole Doc Johnson for a bad cough he's been having. Turns out Doc Johnson was on vacation fishing and there was this young oriental fella there fillin in for him by the name of Dr Hyundai. Stink told the Doc that he had been taking mineral oil for his cough but it wasn't helping. Dr Hyundai told him to switch to a full syntehtic cough syrup they sell over at the Walmart and that would fix him right up. Then Stink said it was the damnest thing, as I was leaving the office I mention to the Doc that my truck was kinda coughin and sputtering too. He said Dr Hyundai grabbed his black bag and went right out to the parking lot and took a look at his truck. The Doc made a few quick adjustments on his carbeurator thingy and the truck's runnin like new. The boys were amazed at Stink's story and Lee said "Gee wiz, I wonder if that Dr Hyundai knows anything about jet skis, cause that Greeter feller said he was having all sorts a problems with that there jet ski he got from the Fuse brothers." He said there was some sort a problem with blowin fuses....
crisso
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So they went back to the greeter fella and told him about this Doc fella.How he fixed their problem and he should go see him.So the greeter did.He started telling the Doc about his problems and problems and problems.When he finished and the Doc woke up,they went out into the carpark to look at the ski..It was sitting,hooked up behind his lawn tractor in a shopping trolley,converted into a makeshift trailer.worst part was,it had a wobbly wheel.The Doc says'I know the perfect man to fix this problem.His name is,,,,,,,,,,,,to be continued
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