Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[Sink]

It's easy actually... Their family tree only has one branch... And don't forget to use protection with Sis.... I have extra baggies and duct tape if ya need... and WD-40 in case you forget.... Them's is good people! Sis is very caring and loves to share... and she has plenty to share if ya know what I mean... ;-)

If they can't answer your question, I probably can.. I've been married twice. I could be a tour guide for HELL!!!!!

 

[bigJake]

It's easy actually... Their family tree only has one branch... And don't forget to use protection with Sis.... I have extra baggies and duct tape if ya need... and WD-40 in case you forget.... Them's is good people! Sis is very caring and loves to share... and she has plenty to share if ya know what I mean... ;-)

If they can't answer your question, I probably can.. I've been married twice. I could be a tour guide for HELL!!!!!

I'm guessing that's sandwhich size baggies not the big freezer baggies

 

[Sink]

I'm guessing that's sandwhich size baggies not the big freezer baggies

Up to you... that's why they make all sizes! I have a fast car.... She's tells me, "It's cute"... I don't think she's talking about the car.... ;-/

 

[Gamerse]

You know what's strange, the further north you go, the more jokes about cousin lovin there are. There was a french-canadian on the show topshot, and that was the first joke out of his mouth, weird, I thought all that came from Clinton's neighborhood.

Did any of you guys go to school up north? I'm thinking about NDSU for engineering.

:cheers:
Ernest

 

[LouDoo]

I went to University of Kentucky, Electrical Engineering, it's north of you. Also it was a long time ago. Joe Hall was still the coach.

Lou

 

[crisso]

Just a small note on the family tree.It does a nickname.The ugly tree.All us cousins,Sis etc. used to climb it a lot.Well.we all fell outta it at one stage,and damn if we didn't hit every branch on the way down.Now we all have to wear paper bags on our heads.I always tape mine on when I go visiting.

 

[Sink]

Every branch? There's only one, right? ;-)

 

[crisso]

Yeh.But it's a friggin' big one!!:lol:

 

[LouDoo]

I don't like to tell family secrets but, Jake fell out one day and landed on his head. Ever since he had to ride the short bus to school. Criss, Me, and Sis all rode the regular bus, all the kids on the regular bus made fun of the kids on the short bus. It was pretty embarrassing.

Lou

 

[crisso]

Yes.That was a while back.But to us,,,,,He is our 'SPECIAL ONE' of the family.God love him

 

[crisso]

On the up side though.When we do some baking,all we have to do is face plant the dough to make gorilla biscuits.And we get to park in all the really good parking spots

 

[bigJake]

I don't like to tell family secrets but, Jake fell out one day and landed on his head. Ever since he had to ride the short bus to school. Criss, Me, and Sis all rode the regular bus, all the kids on the regular bus made fun of the kids on the short bus. It was pretty embarrassing.

Lou

I don't remember much about that day Lou except that my head hurt alot. But I'm pretty sure I remember you pushing me out of the tree.

 

[LouDoo]

Jake and Criss,

There's been an emergency down in the holler. I appears that Sammie the bull, broke through the fence and charged down the hill at Pa, Pa was wearing a red flannel shirt. Well the good news is he missed Pa but he hit the still, knocked it over and all the new shine spilled. Not only has Pa lost his batch, but most of it spilled into the creek. Ma and Sis are trying to clean it up, Pa's pretty broken up about the whole thing.

This is the biggest disaster to hit copper head holler ever, you need to get over there and help out. Pa's upset but the fish in the creek seem happy.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

Jake and Criss,

There's been an emergency down in the holler. I appears that Sammie the bull, broke through the fence and charged down the hill at Pa, Pa was wearing a red flannel shirt. Well the good news is he missed Pa but he hit the still, knocked it over and all the new shine spilled. Not only has Pa lost his batch, but most of it spilled into the creek. Ma and Sis are trying to clean it up, Pa's pretty broken up about the whole thing.

This is the biggest disaster to hit copper head holler ever, you need to get over there and help out. Pa's upset but the fish in the creek seem happy.

Lou

Them fish is gonna be so drunk we'll be able to just opiek em right outta the water. Plus ya won't even need a beer to eat em witht he shine buile right inta the fish!

 

[bigJake]

Jake and Criss,

There's been an emergency down in the holler. I appears that Sammie the bull, broke through the fence and charged down the hill at Pa, Pa was wearing a red flannel shirt. Well the good news is he missed Pa but he hit the still, knocked it over and all the new shine spilled. Not only has Pa lost his batch, but most of it spilled into the creek. Ma and Sis are trying to clean it up, Pa's pretty broken up about the whole thing.

This is the biggest disaster to hit copper head holler ever, you need to get over there and help out. Pa's upset but the fish in the creek seem happy.

Lou

Lou and Criss, Ya'll just ain't gonna believe this. I go rushin over to help Pa with the still but when I git there Ma is just fit to be tied cause Pa was supposed to paint the house today. So Ma tells me to let Pa take care of the still and for me to paint the house. So I start by takin the hubcaps off the house and cleanin them up ril gud w that there Castrol Super Clean then Ma wants me to take her down the Walmart to buy some paint. Ma comes outta the trailer with that there yeller shirt she give me for Christmis last yer that I never wear cause I think it makes me look like a sissy boy. But Ma tells me to put it on cause that's the color she wants to paint the trailer ever since she saw that yeller color on Lou's ski. So we git in the truck and go over to the walmart and it's turned into some kind of pervert sex shop. We goes in and tell the young feller we need some paintin supplies and he reaches on the shelf and pulls out this here big long tube and says were gonna need some o this here painter's cock. Well Ma just about fainted when he said that and I figure he must be one of them there fancy boys and hes talkin queer talk to me cause I'm wearing that yeller shirt. So I'm just about to wallup this feller when he pulls out this gray rope lookin stuff and asks what size cock saver I'm gonna need. Now I had all the queer talk I'm gonna take so I grab the big fat tube off the fancy boy and whack him on the head with it and it splits open and all this white gooey stuff just squirts out all over Ma's face and she goes running out of the store screamin. So now I'm so mad that this pervert got Ma so upset that I give him a good ass whoopin right there in the walmart and when I git out to the truck Ma is so upset that I have to take her over to see Doc Johnson. Well ole Doc cleaned er up and tells her to go home and git a couple a days of bed rest and he gives her this lotion that kind a smells like strawberries to put on her face so she don't get no fection from that there painters cock goo. Anyway since Ma has to spend a couple a days in bed I'm going fishin.

 

[Sink]

All I know is I'm going SWIMMIN/DRINKIN!!!

I do have a question for you guys...... I was wondering what fish smelled like before women learned to swim???

 

[crisso]

And i was wondering how am I gunna save all the creek juice.I can only drink so much before I pass out.The guy at Walmart sounds like a real tosser,Jake.Sounds like he didn't know what the hell he was talkin' 'bout

 

[LouDoo]

Jake, I want to be the first to congratulate you. Not only have you been called a a**hole today but you got a bonus, you've also been told to go f*** yourself. rolando14 really came through. This must me a new record.

And I quote:

"and BIGjake go **** yourself for pointin that one straight at me... not necessary in any way. I see your from pa I wonder how many generations of your family members got together to have you? asshole"

Lou

 

[Gamerse]

I thought Aholes were yesterdays topic, guy must not have got the memo.

Jake, how many toes does a walrus have?

:cheers:
Ernest

 

[LouDoo]

Ernest,

Everyday is Ahole day for Jake, he's going for a new record. The last day someone didn't call him an ahole was Dec. 25th. 1969.

Lou

 

[Gamerse]

Yea, I missed the UT joke, I don't live in texas, ehh, so it doesn't bother me at all. You know they sued for the right to that trademark and won? Next the brits are coming after the the university of kentuky!

:cheers:
Ernest

 

[crisso]

Hey Jake and Lou
Mate.We don't have Wal-Mart here.What's so good about the place.Must be really big.It always seems to get mentioned.
Jake.If the grounds a bit dry and you want to go fishin' the worms will be real deep in the soil.Hard to get at.If the dog drags it butt along the ground,grab it's tail and lift it up.If you are quick,you will have plenty of bait.

 

[LouDoo]

Criss,

Don't have a Walmart? I didn't know Australia was a third world country. How do you survive without a Walmart (the store)? You know what Pa always said "if Walmart ain't got it, you don't need it".

PM me with your Email address, I'll forward some Emails, Walmart People, they're our kind of Peeps.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

Criss,

Don't have a Walmart? I didn't know Australia was a third world country. How do you survive without a Walmart (the store)? You know what Pa always said "if Walmart ain't got it, you don't need it".

PM me with your Email address, I'll forward some Emails, Walmart People, they're our kind of Peeps.




Lou

Lou, looking at those "people of walmart"emails is like goin thru the family photo album. copy me on thse emails

 

[crisso]

Do they sell beer and for Jake,worms