Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[crisso]

My GOD.The world has gone mad.In the Miss Universe Pagent(run by Trumpy) the entrant from Colombia(it may be Columbia,)has been chastised for not wearing,wait for it,UNDERPANTS.Yes UNDERPANTS.
Now, this is not a wealthy girl from Gay Paree,or from the heart of finance of New York.She is a poor young lady from a romantic tropical paradise,just trying to get a start in life.And they give her a hard time because she cannot afford the luxuries that we all take for granted.Even her dress was very small.It must be so hard to buy fabric for big events like this.My God!She is only trying to represent her country.If it was the olympics,she would have got some nice tracksuit pants to keep herself warm.I think we should look into this,see if she needs our help.Do we all chip in and get her a nice set of pants,or not.

 

[crisso]

Just watching a thing on the telly about blue whales.These mammals have 3 metre long love trudgeon.they expell 5 gallons of stuff every time.They dont always hit the SPOT on the female whale.There is a lot of whales in the water.Not all are dead eye dicks.Is this why the oceans are salty?

 

[crisso]

Cousins.Sorry to do this to you, but because of the huge solar flair we just had(check the net)I have to reset the flux capacitor.Especially the majer time rehab emittor.The time zones have moved a tad.Dont be worried,they will move and slide back.If you could work out the re-entry period for the time slotting.That would be great.If I was at 0 900 hours,where would you guys be.plus or minus is fine,Considering the flux is at the east coast of oz.Any probs.We will contact NASA

 

[bigJake]

My GOD.The world has gone mad.In the Miss Universe Pagent(run by Trumpy) the entrant from Colombia(it may be Columbia,)has been chastised for not wearing,wait for it,UNDERPANTS.Yes UNDERPANTS.
Now, this is not a wealthy girl from Gay Paree,or from the heart of finance of New York.She is a poor young lady from a romantic tropical paradise,just trying to get a start in life.And they give her a hard time because she cannot afford the luxuries that we all take for granted.Even her dress was very small.It must be so hard to buy fabric for big events like this.My God!She is only trying to represent her country.If it was the olympics,she would have got some nice tracksuit pants to keep herself warm.I think we should look into this,see if she needs our help.Do we all chip in and get her a nice set of pants,or not.

she's got my vote!!!!!

 

[bigJake]

Cousins.Sorry to do this to you, but because of the huge solar flair we just had(check the net)I have to reset the flux capacitor.Especially the majer time rehab emittor.The time zones have moved a tad.Dont be worried,they will move and slide back.If you could work out the re-entry period for the time slotting.That would be great.If I was at 0 900 hours,where would you guys be.plus or minus is fine,Considering the flux is at the east coast of oz.Any probs.We will contact NASA

Criss, maybe we should synchronize watches so we can stay in sync. mine says 4:13 all the time, battery's been dead for 2 years,

 

[bigJake]

Just watching a thing on the telly about blue whales.These mammals have 3 metre long love trudgeon.they expell 5 gallons of stuff every time.They dont always hit the SPOT on the female whale.There is a lot of whales in the water.Not all are dead eye dicks.Is this why the oceans are salty?

Gee if that's what Blue whales do, I don't even want to know about Sperm Whales.

 

[LouDoo]

Stupid things I have done.

This happened a few years ago, but I was still old enough to know better.

I was down at the lake just messing around on the SeaDoo. I had been on a friends boat and was just showing off a little on the ski. In the process my cap blew off, it was one of my favorites. So I circled back around to retrieve it, it looked like it was sinking so I dove off the ski to get the cap.

In my haste I didn't shut off the ski, and somehow forgot to clip the lanyard to my life jacket. Well the ski, just kept going, fortunately it started making big left circles (that's what they're supposed to do). About 20mins. later, after doing some swimming and the ski circling I was able to retrieve it. Boy did I feel stupid, some guys on the bank cheered. I just rode off.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

This happened a few years ago, but I was still old enough to know better.

I was down at the lake just messing around on the SeaDoo. I had been on a friends boat and was just showing off a little on the ski. In the process my cap blew off, it was one of my favorites. So I circled back around to retrieve it, it looked like it was sinking so I dove off the ski to get the cap.

In my haste I didn't shut off the ski, and somehow forgot to clip the lanyard to my life jacket. Well the ski, just kept going, fortunately it started making big left circles (that's what they're supposed to do). About 20mins. later, after doing some swimming and the ski circling I was able to retrieve it. Boy did I feel stupid, some guys on the bank cheered. I just rode off.

Lou

Lou, Everyone knows you are supposed to attach the lanyard to your cap so if it blows off the ski will shut down.

 

[Sink]

My GOD.The world has gone mad.In the Miss Universe Pagent(run by Trumpy) the entrant from Colombia(it may be Columbia,)has been chastised for not wearing,wait for it,UNDERPANTS.Yes UNDERPANTS.
Now, this is not a wealthy girl from Gay Paree,or from the heart of finance of New York.She is a poor young lady from a romantic tropical paradise,just trying to get a start in life.And they give her a hard time because she cannot afford the luxuries that we all take for granted.Even her dress was very small.It must be so hard to buy fabric for big events like this.My God!She is only trying to represent her country.If it was the olympics,she would have got some nice tracksuit pants to keep herself warm.I think we should look into this,see if she needs our help.Do we all chip in and get her a nice set of pants,or not.

Come on Criss. THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICTURES!!!!

 

[Sink]

Just watching a thing on the telly about blue whales.These mammals have 3 metre long love trudgeon.they expell 5 gallons of stuff every time.They dont always hit the SPOT on the female whale.There is a lot of whales in the water.Not all are dead eye dicks.Is this why the oceans are salty?

Am I detecting a bit of jealousy???? LMAO!!!

 

[Sink]

This happened a few years ago, but I was still old enough to know better.

I was down at the lake just messing around on the SeaDoo. I had been on a friends boat and was just showing off a little on the ski. In the process my cap blew off, it was one of my favorites. So I circled back around to retrieve it, it looked like it was sinking so I dove off the ski to get the cap.

In my haste I didn't shut off the ski, and somehow forgot to clip the lanyard to my life jacket. Well the ski, just kept going, fortunately it started making big left circles (that's what they're supposed to do). About 20mins. later, after doing some swimming and the ski circling I was able to retrieve it. Boy did I feel stupid, some guys on the bank cheered. I just rode off.

Lou

DAMHIKT, but if Lou doesn't clip his lanyard to his vest, he will be swimming for quite a while trying to catch his ski!

 

[bigJake]

DAMHIKT, but if Lou doesn't clip his lanyard to his vest, he will be swimming for quite a while trying to catch his ski!

I thought the point of the story was to not lose his hat....

 

[crisso]

Hey Sink.I don't give a flyin' rats arse.I believe him.I did not think that a motor that was running,had a threaded bit in the flywheel.I stuck the social finger in there.Tip gone in 1 second.I tried to see if the bearing was still free

 

[crisso]

Hey Sink.Love talkin' to you.You have a great sense of humour.Keep the humour going please.Tell that story you told your mates a while back

 

[bigJake]

Hey Sink.I don't give a flyin' rats arse.I believe him.I did not think that a motor that was running,had a threaded bit in the flywheel.I stuck the social finger in there.Tip gone in 1 second.I tried to see if the bearing was still free

did i miss something here?? oh yea, you are a day ahead of us. I'll understand tomorrow.

 

[brock1]

Hey Sink.Love talkin' to you.You have a great sense of humour.Keep the humour going please.Tell that story you told your mates a while back

I was hunting one time in a field and after dark i was walking up o the truck and had to urinate really bad so i "whipped out my lizard" and started doing my business and just as i let it flow i felt the worst burning feeling i have ever had in my life ... then a quick and very painful JOLT of electricity flowded through my body and knocked me over ....


TURNS out there was an electic cow fence there that nobosy thought was necessary to inform me of...... :angelsad:

 

[bigJake]

I was hunting one time in a field and after dark i was walking up o the truck and had to urinate really bad so i "whipped out my lizard" and started doing my business and just as i let it flow i felt the worst burning feeling i have ever had in my life ... then a quick and very painful JOLT of electricity flowded through my body and knocked me over ....


TURNS out there was an electic cow fence there that nobosy thought was necessary to inform me of...... :angelsad:

hmm, i have a feeling this story was embellished and it was a more like a little spark than a jolt :rofl:

 

[brock1]

hmm, i have a feeling this story was embellished and it was a more like a little spark than a jolt :rofl:

you callin me a liar SON????????? IDK i think it scared me so much that i fell over !!!! Wasnt too bad but it did hurt ALOT !!!!

 

[brock1]

as for the calling me a liar thing ur lucky im a months buggy ride from you BOY and the mule is got some strange disease or id be putting a hurtin on you BOY!!! oooh im madder than a fat boy watchin a donut roll down a hill&*^%##&*&^%^%#$(&^*&

 

[bigJake]

as for the calling me a liar thing ur lucky im a months buggy ride from you BOY and the mule is got some strange disease or id be putting a hurtin on you BOY!!! oooh im madder than a fat boy watchin a donut roll down a hill&*^%##&*&^%^%#$(&^*&

you should really come anyway cause Lord know I could sure use a good ass kickin.

kinda reminds me of the time I was working on my car many many years ago and I had a large crescent wrench in my hand. I leaned over the engine and coincidentally laid the wrench directly across the terminals of the battery. 550 CCA, now that was a f'n shocking development. After I flew backward 4 feet and slammed into the garage door, I picked myself up off the ground and my hair was standing on end for 3 days.

 

[brock1]

yup i know what you mean my dad did the sam thing when we were working on my car only he was trying to loosen the negative terminal and as it broke free the wrench touched the potitive and oddly enough at the exact same time his gold wedding ring touched the radiator cap and it melted a part of the ring to the cap and burned a ring hole in his finger.... he was a good sport about i though ... considering he has a pacemaker and a defibulator and we are extremely lucky it didnt go off.... by the way guys Im Gonna be out of comission for about a month this fall cuz im giving my dad my kidney but we are waiting till fall so i dont mis riding season or too much work... hope all goes well they said im extremely healthy

 

[crisso]

Come on Criss. THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICTURES!!!!

Hang on.I cant find the ashtray.So are you

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Crisso, youareintomorethingsthananyoneIknow. :thumbsup::thumbsup:
I bet those stitches really hurt. :ack: Y'all wer lucki that know bones were stitched up! :cheers::cheers:

I could only read part of your downunder slang.

:seeya:

 

[crisso]

Brock I really hopes everything goes well.
everyone here wishes you the best mate

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Brock, take your lap top w/you and message us from the hospital bed.

hope all goes well for you and your dad. Is this why you are moving to O-HI-O?

Stop at my place on the way down for a beer or ????.