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Well I ain't found the motor yet but I was a under the truck lookin fer it and discuverd that I dun run over a rope and git it all rapped round my driveshaft doo hickey. so I is fixin ta pull the water pump off the truck ta git that there rope off.

when the truck broke down yesterdee, I had Cleetis from over at the fillin station a tow me home, and I dun tole him not ta go over 5 mph so thats I didn't git water in my enjun, but ole Cleetis had a couple a them chilee dogs fer breakfest and he was kinda in a bad way so he was a drivin that there tow truck a mighty fast so now I is afraid that I mighta git sum a that ther hydroturf in the motor.
 
Yep, had a similar problem, ole' Explorer would not plane out and had a bad hesitation over 3000 rpm. Took it to my local shade tree guy to have it checked out . He called back later and said he had to clean out the air intake; two Hyundais and a Kia; seems ok now, but can't keep the covers on the skis over 80mph.
 
I sure does knows what ya meen there Harry. I had one a them there Kias jammed in my wheel well one time fer almost 2 miles afore I hit a groundchuck hole n nocked it free. Does I have ta cut this here rope off my driveshaft doo hickey on my F150 or kin I just pull the rope. I herd from one a these here fellers that the truck might start up all by itself if I pulls the rope. Just like a starting my chainsaw - but it don't start. I think it might have sum a that there cavtashun.
 
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Don't know what'll happen ifs you pull that rope, my chainsaw never starts when I pulls its rope unless I curse a hole lot. Its like my mechainic guy says, "Some peoples shouldnt have anythin more complikated than a crowbar"!. Let me know what happens when youse yank that rope. Heck its 4 oclock, Miller time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hey Lou,
I bin a ciferin a long time on a kwestion you dun asked me a few years back about when you and the wife dun got hitched. I knows it bin bouts 30 or 40 years but I knows you bin a waitin fer me ta answer. It was purdy hard decidin between that there possum or rabbit cause I like ta eat em both so much so I dun just flipped a coin. Put me down fer the possum.

and dont forgit ta change them burnt up exhaust parts on yer boat.
 
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I don't got me none a them peeves that Dennis dun trapped but I gots these here pet ducks at the lake. I bin a feedin them sinse they was jist pups. They is 4 a them litter fellers and they jist a eats rite outa my hand. The momma to. I is trien ta trane them little guys ta ride on the back a my ski with me but they always wants ta sit on the handle bars.

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Hey fellers I needs me sum reel help. I dun bot a new boat today and I bin all over this thing like flys on a dog turd but I jist cant find the injun nowheres. I thinks its one of them there Island boats like uncle Tony gots but I think that maybe that feller that sold it to me dun took the injun out afore he sold it to me. I cant even figure outs how ta git the seats out ta look inside the hull. The feller that sold it to said his name was a Huge Heffer or sumthin like that there. He said he sells them there girly magazines. The name a the boat is even Playmate.

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hey fellers, the left tire on my trailer was a couple a pounds low so I was a thinkin maybe I shuld go to premix?
 
J, i don't done thunk u should mix compressed air and the nitrogen stuff that Belly tire is adverteasing...sort of like mixing bleach and that there ammonia cleaning stuff. My hair is almost grewed back now.
 
Jake, I think SDB done got it right on this one. Only thing is when you do it is run the nitrogen through one of them big fatty filters first. I think when you use the premix them tires is gonna smoke a lot more.

Kudos,

Lou
 
how bout that time at the family reunyun that we was breathin that there nitrogen and talkin like them chipnumk cartoon fellers. there was lots a big fattys at that there picnic
 
Hey Jake,

I knowed we wasn't supposed to talk bout seruous stuff on this tread. But I gots a question bout my rave valves. I understands that you cleans you'rs with Easy Off. I was gonna give it a try, done picked me up some Easy Off and some Scotch Brite pads from that there greeter feller over at the Wall Marts.

After I done noticed that Uncle Tony aka Doc done cooked his engine in Mrs. Doc's oven, she only hit him over the head two or three times with the fryin pan. Any ways I was thinkin that maybe that I'd try heatin up them rave valves the next time Judge Judy bakes some biscuits and such, waddu think?

Lou
 
LouDoo said:
Hey Jake,

I knowed we wasn't supposed to talk bout seruous stuff on this tread. But I gots a question bout my rave valves. I understands that you cleans you'rs with Easy Off. I was gonna give it a try, done picked me up some Easy Off and some Scotch Brite pads from that there greeter feller over at the Wall Marts.

After I done noticed that Uncle Tony aka Doc done cooked his engine in Mrs. Doc's oven, she only hit him over the head two or three times with the fryin pan. Any ways I was thinkin that maybe that I'd try heatin up them rave valves the next time Judge Judy bakes some biscuits and such, waddu think?

Lou
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Lou, if ya put yur raves in Judge Judy's oven, yall wants ta make sure she dun preheats ta 350 and baste em with a little Super Clean every 15 minutes.

if yur raves gots the stubborn burnt oil, let em soke with the ez off overnight.
 
Them rave's does gots a lots of burndt stuff on em, so's maybe its best not to put them in the oven, I might not be able to tell which is Judy's biscuits and which is the raves. Hmm I wonder if them burnt bicuits would work for rave valves.

Lou
 
That there Squirrely feller tole me a hows ta spin the ski round on a dime sos I went out yesterdee ta give it a try. I thot it might take me a few trys ta learn sos i took a whole role a dimes with me. I was a spinnin that there ski pritty good and there was sum purdy girls a watchin on the beach sos I a figured I wuld goes in and talks with em. I had almost a half a roll a dimes left sos I put that in my pocket sos they wuldn't get stole and I went on over ta talk ta them purdy girls and they was jist a gigglin sumthin fierce. I think they was a realy impresed with my ski spinnin
 
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hey jake and lou did you hear about that feller on the other side who broke his nipple off. Sounds about as bad as when my youngest broke his danglin participle. He just laid out in the floor and cried and cried. Anyway, I thinks he was a wantin to know what it did and iffin it was imporent. I bet he don't know that his nipple is imporent for ski spinnin'.:cheers:
 
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hey jake and lou did you hear about that feller on the other side who broke his nipple off. Sounds about as bad as when my youngest broke his danglin participle. He just laid out in the floor and cried and cried. Anyway, I thinks he was a wantin to know what it did and iffin it was imporent. I bet he don't know that his nipple is imporent for ski spinnin'.:cheers:
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Kyle, I was jist a readin up on that fellera predicamint. I culdn't even figure what ta tell the poor feller. Breakin off a nipple must hurt worse than poorin shine on a rattlesnake bite. But he must not mind the pain nun cuz he sed he dun put clamps on his nipples.
 
LouDoo said:
Them rave's does gots a lots of burndt stuff on em, so's maybe its best not to put them in the oven, I might not be able to tell which is Judy's biscuits and which is the raves. Hmm I wonder if them burnt bicuits would work for rave valves.

Lou
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What the... Hey Lou what kinda boat is that on your avatar? is that one of those babes in your old one taking a break?
 
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