Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[bigJake]

Lou, I guess that is 101 in the shade? yep, just finished replacing my fuel knobs too.

With that harem of purdy girls you gots I was a wondering if ya'll hit oil when ya was diggin that new well and dun went and become one of them there Saudi princes?

 

[LouDoo]

Yep, well I done went of sold oft my trailers, and I got me them preddy girls to pack my ski's. BTW I done found me a purdy yeller fuel knob to replace that there ugly black one that had done stopped up.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

gots ta git me a pit crew a purdy girls. I was at the beach yesterdee and folks was a starin so with all this talk bouts how wear rings look lately, I was a wonderin if maybe my wear ring makes my ass look big???

 

[LouDoo]

It's not the wear ring that makes your ass look big. It's your ass that makes your ass look big. Sorry Jake, but you asked for that one.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

so I was ridin the ski out on the lake there and all of a sudden I hear BAM. Well I turns around and that there Emril cookin feller from the TV was right there on the back a my ski. I dun about soiled my britches. Dear Lord, I don't know wheres he come from but he gives me another BAM and says Kick it up a notch sos I goes ta full throttle and he starts a screamin like a little girl. That ole boy sure can cook up a catfish like nobodys business though. I think I might be runnin lean, what ya'll think?

 

[LouDoo]

I don't think you is runnin lean, there ain't nuthin lean about that there Emirl feller, I do believe he's ben eatin too much of his own cookin. But he do make a mean batch of them bams, Ima goin over to walmarts and get me some of em.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

headed back up the the lake tomorrow. a new batch of reg number decals from Uncle Tony should be waitin for me. This time I'll try not to put the same numbers on both skis maybe get my pee holes installed too. you remember what size hole you drilled for those? and I was wondering if you can see the stream real good when cruising with it under the rub rail, did you consider above the rub rail?

 

[bigJake]

hey fellers, that there SDB keeps a tellin everybody to git a Big Fatty fer their ski. He says Uncle Tony said to do it. Well I don't sees how it is gonna make my ski run better but if Uncle Tony says ta do it I figures I better git me one. Do ya'll figure one of these Big Fattys will do the job?

 

[LouDoo]

Hey Jake,

I installed the tell tale on the port side (that would be the left side to you) above the rub rail, just in front of the foot well, I don't remember the size hole. On mine the stream was so strong I put a "T" in the line and put half out the back. When I would pull up to the dock to get gas it would spray people on the dock.

Oh and save one of them big fatty's for me, Uncle Tony wants one too.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

OK, Uncle Tony's got a thing for red heads so he can have the one on the right. I'll take the super fatty on the left and you can have the 2 in the middle. Course, ya might have ta give one of em ta Otis.

 

[bigJake]

i was a noticin that them fellers over on the boat section of the forum is always talkin bouts bein in limp mode. so that gots me ta wonderin if it has sumthin ta do with the seat design in them there boats or does them fellers just need sum a that there veeagra? sounds like a good case fer them lawyer fellers

 

[LouDoo]

I've been in limp mode for the last 20 years.

Lou

 

[LouDoo]

Hey Jake,

I don't know what this here forum is a commin to, now theyse talkin bout vibrators and such.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

yea I dun saw that thread with the vibrators in the title, I was afraid ta even read the thred cause the wife was in the parlor with me and she don't let me read none of that there pornographic stuff. We was at the church service last sundee and the preacher was just goin on and on bout that pornographic stuff being the work a the devil and all. I thought the wife was gonna make me take the picture a sis off my avatar. That new preacher is a nice young feller tho. He took the alter boys out fer icecream after the service and asked if any of the other yungins in the congregation wanted ta go fer icecream too. That was right kindly of em.

 

[LouDoo]

Is your new preacher's name Jerry Sandusky? I hear he's lookin for work.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

Is your new preacher's name Jerry Sandusky? I hear he's lookin for work.

Lou

I'm pritty sure ole Jerry is busy performin lots a jobs in prison. probably gittin pritty rich too cause each job gits him another wad.

he was a damn fine defensive coordinator but could you imagine how even much better he would have been workin with the tight ends...

holy cow, just looked out the winder and there this big orange moon in the sky, looks pritty cool, anyone seein that?

 

[KyleB]

Well fellers I read where this young buck on the other page was talkin 'bout cleaning his nipples with Scotchbrite and Ima wonderin' how he does that with out it hurtin' so bad. :cheers:

 

[bigJake]

Well fellers I read where this young buck on the other page was talkin 'bout cleaning his nipples with Scotchbrite and Ima wonderin' how he does that with out it hurtin' so bad. :cheers:

Howdy Kyle. If that yung buck goes at his nipples with them there Scotch pads he's gonna grind them suckers rite off. Castrol Super clean is the way ta clean yer nipples. Well, it's the way ta clean jist bouts anything. Ma soaks er dentures in it and they is just pearly white.

Did that yung buck say what he dun went and git on his nipples anyways?

Be sure and grab yerself sum free popcorn :lurk:

 

[bigJake]

Hey Lou, I was a puttin them new number stickers on my skis that I git from Uncle Tony and I took a swig a that there acetone stuff that I was a cleanin the hull with and it tastes a whole lot like Pa's shine. I think them fellers mighta stole Pa's recipe.

 

[LouDoo]

Well Kyle,

I'm glad you're on the thread, Jake is my bro but to be honest it was gettin kinda borin just talkin to him. And in fact nipples is one of my favorite subjects.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

Lou, I bet you keep Sheridan's nipples real purdy clean

 

[bigJake]

ever since that democrat whipper snapper dun said I was a Tuff Guy the other day, I's bin thinkin maybe I shuld look up them fellers that used ta make fun a me fer ridin the short bus when we was yungins and give em all a ass whoopin. What ya think Lou? I was a figurin that most of em is livin down in the old folks home sos they wouldnt be too hard ta track down.

 

[bigJake]

Hey Lou, I knows I dun only gradiated the 3rd grade and you dun went off to that fancy college schoolin but sometimes I think you is talkin nonsense to these here fellers. I was a reading bouts some feller askin ya'll hows ta hook up his MPEM and you dun used one a them fancy college words ta tells him you is scared a cats.

Then there is that feller that wants ta buy some new shoes ta wear when he is a ridin his boat. I jist git my ridin shoes over at the Walmart same as my regular shoes.

 

[LouDoo]

Hey Jake,

I is scared of cat, specially them KY Wildcats.

What's all this talkin bout wearin shoes, you know we don't wear no shoes in the summer.

While i is talkin to you does you know whers the dipstick is on a 2 stroke? This here guy done told another feller to check is ol.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

Hey Jake,

I is scared of cat, specially them KY Wildcats.

What's all this talkin bout wearin shoes, you know we don't wear no shoes in the summer.

While i is talkin to you does you know whers the dipstick is on a 2 stroke? This here guy done told another feller to check is ol.

Lou

well, I run over this fishin fellers line with my 2 stroke ski the other day and he called me a dipstick. But that feller wern't gonna catch nuthin anyways cuz he was a fishin with some a them there transom hooks and I know fer a fact there ain't none a them transom fish in this here lake.