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I was over ta the Walmart and saw sum feller a stealin the greeter fellers truck. I culdn't see who it was a stealin the truck but I dun got the license number. Now that ther is sum deetektuv wurk. Jist like them there CSI fellers.
 
Hey Jake,

I'm in the process of buying two 96XP's one for you and one for me, you can have the broken one.

Lou
 
Deer Jake,

Otis has one of them new fangled skees with the outbord on the back. He sez it wood be better ifin he wuz ta tern the motor upside down. That way he wood have a air boat.

I sez to put the motor on the frunt of the skee. Then he wood have a bow drive stern rider.

Who iz rite?

Me and Otis
 
Deer Dennis n Otis,

Why both of ya'll is almost rite. Ifin ya was ta tern the motor upside down on the frunt of the skee and ya was ta put sum wings on the side of the skee why then ya'll got yurself a flyin skee. Me n Lou tired that once but we jist a had ourselfs a little trullin motor sos it wuldn't fli two high. But ole Duke shur likes ta ride on the bak a it with the wind a blowin in his face

me n ole duke
 
Jake,

Do you remember when we done took the ceilin fan outa the parlor, and hooked it up to Pa's fishin boat. Worked purdy gud till we rund outa extension cord.

Kudos,

Lou
 
yea, Ma was madder than a hound dog with a case a the ring worm too cuz we wurt even lowed in the parlor
 
bigJake said:
Deer Dennis n Otis,

Why both of ya'll is almost rite. Ifin ya was ta tern the motor upside down on the frunt of the skee and ya was ta put sum wings on the side of the skee why then ya'll got yurself a flyin skee. Me n Lou tired that once but we jist a had ourselfs a little trullin motor sos it wuldn't fli two high. But ole Duke shur likes ta ride on the bak a it with the wind a blowin in his face

me n ole duke
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lmao ! good 1
 
well i dun sat down in my rocker ta have a beer and watch sum futball and the durn rocker wuldnt rock. luks like the durn rocker switch went bad. ole duke was on the lazee boy so i was a stuk a sittin on that busted rocker. where does i git a new rocker switch?
 
jake, you mus have one of them fancy dancy vcr machines i red about. Sitting down at 11pm to watch them dallas cheerleaders, I thought it was passed yur bedtime.
To make your rocker rock, just take a old extenstion cord(not the 1 you use to power your home trailer from the house) that's too long. Just splited the wires and take a some steel rod to hold on to, hook 1 wire to each rod, sit down , hold on tight and have someone plug it it in. I bet you'll really rock for a few seconds. Caution, you may only be able to do this once in a lifetime so be careful :)

also I saw this here post from humpdog someone, I'm confuzed over it.......
"I normaled everything up and she runs great. I have no idea other than maybe it was locked at a high and touching it with the low reset it. Either way she lives once more! Now I just have to put everything back together. :-)"

How do you "normaled" something up and is he talking about his ski or his dog?

Thanks for all the sound advise the last yr.
 
Seadoobuddy said:
jake, you mus have one of them fancy dancy vcr machines i red about. Sitting down at 11pm to watch them dallas cheerleaders, I thought it was passed yur bedtime.
To make your rocker rock, just take a old extenstion cord(not the 1 you use to power your home trailer from the house) that's too long. Just splited the wires and take a some steel rod to hold on to, hook 1 wire to each rod, sit down , hold on tight and have someone plug it it in. I bet you'll really rock for a few seconds. Caution, you may only be able to do this once in a lifetime so be careful :)

also I saw this here post from humpdog someone, I'm confuzed over it.......
"I normaled everything up and she runs great. I have no idea other than maybe it was locked at a high and touching it with the low reset it. Either way she lives once more! Now I just have to put everything back together. :-)"

How do you "normaled" something up and is he talking about his ski or his dog?

Thanks for all the sound advise the last yr.
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SDB,
Gittin normalized is whin they takes ya'll to the crazy hospital and gives ya that there elektro shok. Then ya is normalized.

Corse ya culd jist go to the Dry Kleener and git martinized, its pritner the same durn thing and that there only takes bouts a hour
 
bigJake said:
SDB,
Gittin normalized is whin they takes ya'll to the crazy hospital and gives ya that there elektro shok. Then ya is normalized.
Corse ya culd jist go to the Dry Kleener and git martinized, its pritner the same durn thing and that there only takes bouts a hour
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Jake that was the funnest thing I ever herd you saye.....1 hour martinized. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::biggrinjester:

BTW, what's the latest on Crisso...anything??? Should be getting warm there soon.
 
Hey Lou,

Me n ole Duke was jist over ta the Walmart a talkin ta that greeter feller. Well ole Duke was mostly jist listenin. That there greeter feller sed he herd that ya'll was goin on a cruise on one a them there fancy cruisin ships. He sed they gives out free cookies on them cruisin ships too. So I was a wunderin what kind a cookie ya'll was gonna git?

Me n ole Duke
 
Well, I do read the posts but just don't answer them much. I can't type "southern drawl" :)

Has anyone heard from Crisso and .....shoot I can't remember his name.....your 4th cuz from Nebraska, that U wanted to spend holidays with :) :)
 
Seadoobuddy said:
Well, I do read the posts but just don't answer them much. I can't type "southern drawl" :)

Has anyone heard from Crisso and .....shoot I can't remember his name.....your 4th cuz from Nebraska, that U wanted to spend holidays with :) :)
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yep, we aint herard from old Sink in a long time, we should plann thanksgiving dinner at his house. He'll be surprised when we show up.
 
I jist spotted one a them there pet peeves on the back porch but he dun git away when I wint ta fetch my shotgun.
 

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