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Hey Criss,

Are you coming to Thanksgiving at Sink's house? I already told Sis you would be there, and I know you won't disappoint Sis, if you do there will be hell to pay.

Lou
 
Now! How do I answer this without up setting Sis'.
Dear Sis.I cant come to the party with Jake and Lou
And the love for a family is always true
But when you look back
Along the big crack
It'll be Jake smilin' not me or Lou
Me knows Sis love peotree.I cant get there but Geez me hopes this helps
I feels reel bad not being there.
Give her a kiss for me plz
 
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Next thing you guys will want nekid pictures of my daughter Matilda to go with the nekid pictures of Sis.... GEEEEESH!!! :lol:
 
I'll bring some pictures of Sis, but we'll need a wide screen monitor to view them.

It doesn't look like Criss is coming, Sis is going to be real disappointed, not only is he her favorite first cousin, he's also her favorite ex husband.

Lou
 
Next thing you guys will want nekid pictures of my daughter Matilda to go with the nekid pictures of Sis.... GEEEEESH!!! :lol:

Sink, I'll take two of them there 8X10's and a couple a the wallet size that I can show off over at the bowlin alley they just put in behind the Walmart. And throw in a picture of yerself, you sure are a purdy fella. I think that Walmart greeter feller would take a real shine to ya. I'll be bringing some a Ma's cat gut puddin that won a blue ribbon at the county fair and her famous beaver meat pie. Speakin a beaver meat, I call dibs on settin next to that cute youngin a yurs at the supper table. And I call shotgun if we pull the skis with the truck.
 
It would take 5 of her to fill an 8X10! She's a tiny thing for 17! All of 84 lbs!

I have the best Cat recipes! CATsserole, CATpatizers, Kitten parmasean, Sweet and sour kitten, Cat snow peas, Garlic kitten... Kitten under glass....
 
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It would take 5 of her to fill an 8X10! She's a tiny thing for 17! All of 84 lbs!

I have the best Cat recipes! CATsserole, CATpatizers, Kitten parmasean, Sweet and sour kitten, Cat snow peas, Garlic kitten... Kitten under glass....

84 lbs wow, how tall is she? not secretly bulimic i hope.

we had chineese the other night, I ordered sweet and sour chicken but I'm pretty sure it was cat.
 
84 lbs wow, how tall is she? not secretly bulimic i hope.

we had chineese the other night, I ordered sweet and sour chicken but I'm pretty sure it was cat.

She is 4'10". Pretty thin but she's ok. She's been small all of her life. She was 18lbs at 18 months! She's small but don't mess with her! She's like her mother. Small but mighty!!
 
Sink.Your daughters name is Matilda?Thats very Aussie.Waltzing Matilda.The song.You sure we aint kin.?
"Down came that Jumbuck to drink at the billabong,You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me."
Sink must be a name you picked to say down under.You're a closet Aussie.
 
Yummm.Cat.The other white meat.
Jake,Lou.Sorry I cannot make it to the party.You'll have to fill in for me.With Sis there it will take you both.Just so you have a good feed,get in the food line BEFORE her.She is pretty good on the tooth.The one she has on the top in the middle.And her beautiful eyes! They are so nice that they can't stop looking at each other.I know she is getting a bit older nowadays,so if you want her to get rid of all the face wrinkles,just ask her to take her bra off.And don't take old Jed the bloodhound.With his sensitive nose and her rear end problems,it will screw him up for months.Anyway.Have a great time
 
Criss

I was thinking the same thing, except I couldn't remember if the song was Australian or from New Zealand. Must have dozed of in my High School History class that day. Hope this doesn't interfere with my Aussie Citizenship.

Lou
 
Lou.It's all Aussie.You are still on the top of the Aussie honory list.
The New Zuland people and Aussies have a long standing love /hate relationship.They are a good bunch.Our joke to them is that they are very partial to sheep.There joke to us is that we are convicts from Ole' England.The have a fantastic horse breeding and racing industry over there.The reason the horses run so fast is that they have heard what the Kiwis do to sheep.
 
Yeah Criss, I wanted to name her Pagina, but wifey said NO!!! I have no idea why though... ;-)

Sink is a good name on a boat forum, isn't it??? I can't be an Aussie cuz my toilet turns clockwise.... you guys down under are all backwards!!!

I will cook an extra turkey breast or 2 for Sis so we will have enough food. I figured I would give her her own serving line since she needed the room. Matilda doesn't eat much but Bart, my son does! He's a growing boy!!! He weighs twice what his sister does but he needs it to kick everyone's A$$ that hits on her!
 
Sink,

We've got three boys so I never experienced your problem, but I'm betting you're the type that goes with your daughter on her dates, sitting in the back seat with a shotgun. I think I probably would if I had a daughter. I can remember what I was like when I was a teenager.

We're leaving for your house this weekend, got the truck loaded, figured it would take a while to get there.

Lou
 
Sink, did ya ever call your girfriend into the bathroom and bet on which way your turd will spin around the toliet when you flush or is she already wise to the clockwise thing?
 
:lols:You know its actually true.Unless the turd gets hooked up on the sides and then you need a wire coat hanger to hook it free.But the water does spin the other way!!I wonder what happens on the equator.Does it fly back at you?
 
My son is a tad younger than his sis.He plays Rugby league and isn't scared of to much.He gives it to her boyfriends.He's the one in some earlier ski photos.He's a pretty healthy lad.Nobody effs with HIS sister.He's also got his mates clued up also,to look out for her.
 
Thats called a floater.Nothing else is in there but IT.Flush all you like.It bounces back at you.It's like it has eyes and is laughing at you.You think to yourself"who the hell has just had a feed of CORK.".And they always sit with 50% out of the water.Just to keep the aroma going.
 
Ahhh.You've got what is called the "longdrop"Don't EVER drop a match down there after you light a ciggy.Otherwise you'll be over at the neighbours place with a black face and burnt hair.And the family jewels will be a bit roasted.
 
Some times we do when the creek rises. That reminds me I've got to get Southpark Christmas out, Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.

Lou
 
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