Ask Jake, Lou and Tater

[crisso]

Yep.Over there it probably bloody would.But over here the fun police have not killed everything yet.I respect your opinion and those of others.Over here,if you get a nickname,if people play jokes on you,or if they lay a bit of shit on you.you take it like a man.It means they like you and they expect you to eventually get them back.I used to play rugby League football.A mate of mine was on another team.He took a high shot at me and broke my nose.We had a beer after the game.Two seasons later,he got a broken arm.Yep.Me.we still laugh about it.Hey.It's the way WE are.I would hate to work at a place where nobody played a joke on me.It means they don't want me to be part of the team.To keep things very clear on this,the young guy is six foot one and is right into boxing.He has already sworn to get us all back.I look forward to it because he is very intelligent and will probably get us all twice over.Guess what we did after work.WE ALL SAT DOWN AND HAD A BEER AND LAUGHED AT THE DAY.As good mates.
And by the way,that quote was originally from Jerry.Not George.
Aussie Aussie Aussie.

 

[crisso]

Just me and OUR way of life.

 

[crisso]

SDB.You just made a big call with the sexual harrasment bit.Don't know why.Don't care.It did not affect you.Didn't involve you.And you were not there.Don't judge me if you don't know me.I live in a completly different part of the world to you.

 

[crisso]

SDB I am just wondering.Would it have been ok if YOU were there,and we got 2 hottie gals to do it?

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Hey crisso - Take it easy. I wasn't accusing or judging you of anything. I actually thought the joke was a good prank.
I was just stating on what might happen over here if someone pulled the same joke.
Over here in the USA lawsuits are filed for almost anything these days. Especially with the Penn State U. thing going on.

OK mate let's have a beer...my treat first.....:cheers: :cheers:

 

[crisso]

You dickhead.It's you first with the full cartoon/slab/box(whatever you call it):lol::cheers:.See.Over here,it still is a joke or prank.You don't touch ladies or people you do not know.Just mates.

 

[crisso]

You'see.Over here,you just don't dob in somebody for something like that.You get them back.The original joker expects to be got back.There is a saying here,'Don't give it,unless you can take it".This includes ,sarcasm,jokes,a belt in the mouth,anything!Guys that CANT take it back,don't have mates.And everyone needs a mate

 

[crisso]

If you/anyone wanted to,they could take offense at this thread.But hey.It says at the beginning,this is our private little conversation and if you don't like it.Get Stuffed.Go Away..I typed,"i may tell you to get stuffed".or I typed'I may tell you to GET STUFFED'.This is what Jake and Lou is all about.I can tell you to get stuffed,(which is a polite Aussie way to say eff off)and then the next day,as blokes do,all is forgotten.Where the hell in life now,can you get a place ,to vent off,say what you bloody well like and people don't really judge you.Unless you are a total dickwadd.This is our own little internet mancave.Now shut the eff up and enjoy it.And just for the record,some of the funniest and smartest things I have ever heard,have come from this thread.

 

[crisso]

Penguins from Oz?Yes we do have them.Happy Feet was from Oz.
We have,roos, koalas,emus,wombats,echidnas,frilled neck lizards,goannas,bilbis,wallabies,dingoes,cockatoos,galahs,kookaburras,red belly blacks,eastern browns,tigers.fierce,taipans,death adders,cassawaries,blue ringed octopus,box jellies,king browns,redbacks,funnel webs,white pointers,bulls,tigershark,hammerhead,stonefish.Off the top of my head,that is 30 things we have here.20 of these things is able to kill you in one way or another.
Thats why penguins are nice.
Yep.Australia is a safe place to live:lol:

I just absolutly shit myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A stinkin' friggen; mungrel 8 leggin' ,hairy arse spider,just dropped onto my forearm.Whilst I WAS TYPING HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Snakes I can handle.BUT NOT EFFIN BIG SPIDERS!!!!! Now I can't find it to spray it!!!!!AGHHHHHHHHH.The stinkin thing is bigger than the top of my hand.SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!Is beside my bed.Somewhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[crisso]

Blahhhh Wish I had web cam.This friggin thing would eat a pidgoen

 

[Seadoobuddy]

what the heck are you doing awake in the middle of the night...isn't about 5am over there?

 

[crisso]

Dodging bloody big spiders is what I am doing.I did a night shift for 4 days and now get 4 days off.So it seems like my friday arvo.We have a grand opening with some international singers etc on wednesday,so today I hit the water and tomorrow make sure shit don't happen and then a few more days off.Should be pretty good actually

 

[crisso]

Yeh 5 30 am right,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now

 

[LouDoo]

Hey Criss,

Since it's tomorrow there and still today here, I have a question. I came home for lunch, is it worth going back to work, did I accomplish anything yesterday? Or should I take the GSX and go to the lake, it's in the 70's here today? I will anxiously await your reply.

Lou

 

[crisso]

Lou.The flux capacitor is running well.Ahhh.Yes.You went home for a 'noonie'.Stay where you are and go for a ride.What a great day you are having.This f/c is great when you read the owners manual.

 

[crisso]

SDB.I called you a d/head.Over here,that is not a bad term if used in the correct way.It's when you use swear words before or after the word,that it gets bad.It's that inter continental thing again.Flashlight/torch.You know what I mean.
Here some new one's for you.If you have some beer,you could get on the beer,piss,turps,grog,ale,coldy's,stubbies,cans,pots,middies,schooners.They ALL mean the same thing.You are having a beer.

 

[LouDoo]

Hey Guys,

Sink has invited everybody on this forum to Thanksgiving at his house. I'm bringing the sweet potato casserole, and I might even surprise him with a green bean casserole also. Problem is he's been a little reluctant to give me directions to his house. I checked my GPS and it doesn't show any roads past Utah.

So y'all need to work on him and at least get the coordinates it could be a long walk and we might need to get an early start.

Oh and I've got dibs on Sis, I'm bringing her, and the young'ins, I've already got the air shocks checked on the Jeep.

Lou

 

[Sink]

Ok, I'll give you a clue... There is a 95 speedster parked out front in the lane and you can see it from the road. I'll be doing a cranberry walnut stuffing stuffed turkey breast with a creamy sage gravy, jalepeno mac and cheese, cranberry brie en croute with home made crustini, yeast rolls, green bean casserole, pecan sweet potato bake, pumkin gooey butter cake and a german chocolate cheesecake.... Kinda taking it easy this year. So far 15 are coming so get your reservations in early!

 

[Sink]

Did I mention we will be at my gf's house this year? :rofl:

 

[griz400]

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[Sink]

Bag of onion rings? Huh??? I thought they were made from onions??? You know, fresh, hand battered and fried to golden perfection!

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Sink, I got your address from xxxx at SDF, we are flying in Wed so we can follow you to your GF place. Does she have any sisters over the age of 18? I can buy some wine coming from the airport in Lincoln. Our flight lands at 3pm Wed so we should be at your place by 4:30 or so.

 

[Sink]

Sink, I got your address from xxxx at SDF, we are flying in Wed so we can follow you to your GF place. Does she have any sisters over the age of 18? I can buy some wine coming from the airport in Lincoln. Our flight lands at 3pm Wed so we should be at your place by 4:30 or so.

Sounds great SDB! It's only about 15 minutes from the airport to my place so you will be here earlier. You might want to just fly into Omaha as that's where my gf lives. My gf does have a sister but her sister's wife will also be there so you will be out of luck. I do have a 17 yo drop dead gorgeous daughter though.... WHO IS STRICKLY OFF LIMITS TO EVERYONE ON THIS SITE!!!! (bunch of perv's...)

 

[Seadoobuddy]

sister's wife....maybe we can convert both of them back over.
Post pic of "you's" daughter.

 

[Sink]

sister's wife....maybe we can convert both of them back over.
Post pic of "you's" daughter.

:lol::rofl::willy_nilly:Ummmm, No... DUH!!!