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I don't know if everybody got the word but we're having a meet and greet at Jake's over the 4th. of July weekend. There's a $80.00 fee for using your boat or ski in the private but Jake has graciously offered the pay the fee, plus provide food, lodging and beer for the weekend. Now all we gotta do is find his house.

Lou
 
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Hell Lou, my place up at the lake is easy ta find. Just head towards the Walmart, then ya makes a left at the dirt road where that big old tree fell down a couple a years back. Then ya just keeps on going straight ahead til ya comes ta the spot where Pa got that 14 point buck with his truck, then makes yur next right, wait that's a left comin from Kentucky. Then it's just a mile up the road. You can see the house fer a long ways when it's sunny out cause I just cleaned up the hubcaps on the house and they is real shiny.

I told Sis ya'll is comin and she got so excited she said she peed a little in er underbritches.
 
Well ya'll ain't gonna believe this sheet. I was down at the lake fishin with cousin Bubba and this here feller come a riding up on his John Deere ridin mower a pullin his fishin boat. Then he a gits off the John Deere and hooks his boat up to his fishin pole and unhooks it from the tractor. Then he just stands there and commences to a lowering the boat down the ramp with his fishin pole. It was just the darnest thing me and Bubba ever did see.
 
Jake, He musta had a really big pole, er I mean fishin pole.

I just happen to know that feller, he lives in the same holler as I do, I just happen to live in the nicest house in the holler, cause it's at the head of the holler. My house usta be a trailer till I took the wheels of and underpinned it, now it's a house. If y'all ever come it's the one with the Maytag automatic on the front porch, and the Camero on blocks in the front yard. I also got a yeller Hummer but we gotta keep it covered.

Lou
 
Lou, I sure hope you got a couch out there on the front proch for the wife to sit on while she is waitin fer the worsher ta finish cleanin yer underbritches. That there is a heavy duty load.

Now more about that feller with the fishin pole. He come a back from fishin and did the same thing. He gits outa the boat, hooks it up to his fishin pole and just a reels it right up the ramp. Me and Bubba goes over ta talk to the feller and he starts a braggin how he just bought the boat that very day and paid $270 cash money fer it. Didn't have ta put it on the lay away over at the walmart or nuthin. Just walked in there with the cash money. Now me and Bubba was just a stunned cause we ain't never seen a whole $270 all ats one time in our whole lives.
 
Hey ya'll, here is a picture of the lakehouse ta make it easier ta find when ya'll come up on the 4th of Jewly. You can see we gots plenty of room for everybody.

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I sur do like those multi colors. But here are 2 others. redneck_towers.jpg this one has about 20 or so mobile homes stacked on top of each other to make different "wings".





The white could be jakes house sine there are 3 tied together...his, sis's and his Ma's

3 Tokyo-stacked-houses.jpg
 
Hey Lou,
Criss seems to be missing agin. I'm thinkin he might a joined the Oz Secret Service and is a double knot spy off on a top secret mission.
 
Jake,

This is gettin to be like where's Waldo. Last I heard he was down in Florida tryin to get that guitar fella to get his boat in the water without gettin his tires wet. You know Criss has got that long tongue.

Lou
 
Yea, ole Criss is legendary with the fillys in Ozland fer that long tongue. I think Sink has somethin to do with this. Criss started goin missin fer days at a time at the same time Sink went to Ozland. Fess up Sink, what did you do to cousin Criss? Did you git Criss to sign up as a double knot spy.

And who is Waldo? He must be from yer wife's family cause I can't remember no kin named Waldo.
 
Griz,

If you wanna really increase the value of your house put a set of spinners on the wheels.

I just got me a new moped and wanna tow my boat with it, anybody know where I can get a hitch?

Lou
 
You oughta be able to check it with a timing light and a dwell meter, didja check the points? Could be the condenser.

Did you find a hitch for my moped?

Lou
 
Hey Jake,

I'm giving you the go ahead to help the guy with the Polaris GSX, I'm going to bed, it's Saturday night, (naked night).

Lou
 
sand in the cylinders??? i think you already got him going in the right direction, pulling the head before he does anythin else

enjoy nekid night, hope yer wife don't catch ya !
 
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