The last post wins!

[bigJake]

Mate.Sitting here laughing my arse off.(and having a quiet beer)

quiet beers are the best, I hate when you're sitting there trying to relax and the damn beer is just going on and on about some mundane thing that happened at the shopping mall that you couldn't care less about... oh wait that's women, nevermind.

 

[Dr Honda]

quiet beers are the best, I hate when you're sitting there trying to relax and the damn beer is just going on and on about some mundane thing that happened at the shopping mall that you couldn't care less about... oh wait that's women, nevermind.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


I was just getting ready to say... that's not a beer... that's the wife.

 

[crisso]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[purple_people_eater]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


I was just getting ready to say... that's not a beer... that's the wife.

that and a gf

 

[bigJake]

which is faster?

I've seen both these references in posts and don't know which is faster. "raped ape" or "pissed off cat"?

 

[crisso]

Well! There is a few
It took off like a cat shot in the arse
It was quicker than a 15 year old boy with a dirty magazine
Or it was off, quicker than a brides nightie

 

[purple_people_eater]

ok crisso i win now.

 

[bigJake]

ok crisso i win now.

the hell you do

 

[purple_people_eater]

yeah i do.

 

[bigJake]

ok you're right.

 

[crisso]

No you're not.This is the sound of a Bugle
brrp brrp brrp brrrroopp diddleeeeeooopp.broooooopdleeeeeoooop.doooopp doooopp.boooooop booooop.broooooopee
Now
That is the tune called the last post.Played on a Bugle
It's called the Last Post..

 

[crisso]

......................

 

[purple_people_eater]

this called "i win"

 

[crisso]

Ha Ha .What! No bugles?:thumbsup:

 

[bigJake]

i like bugles

 

[fractus]

i like bugles

I used to eat them from my fingers like long fingernails. Regular or bbq?

 

[bigJake]

I used to eat them from my fingers like long fingernails. Regular or bbq?

the brass kind

 

[whiskeyfoy]

I used to eat them from my fingers like long fingernails. Regular or bbq?

I use to eat them with a Can of Squeeze Cheese. I would take the cheese and fill up the hole with it kind of like a salty cheesy mini cone... lol.. Needless to say I was a fatty back in the day..

 

[purple_people_eater]

I use to eat them with a Can of Squeeze Cheese. I would take the cheese and fill up the hole with it kind of like a salty cheesy mini cone... lol.. Needless to say I was a fatty back in the day..

did you invest in a bowflex?

 

[fractus]

I use to eat them with a Can of Squeeze Cheese. I would take the cheese and fill up the hole with it kind of like a salty cheesy mini cone... lol.. Needless to say I was a fatty back in the day..

Regular, Onion or B-A-C-O-N flavored?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4

 

[whiskeyfoy]

Regular all the way.... and the video made me crack up at work! Reminds me of
[video=youtube;N-i9GXbptog]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-i9GXbptog[/video]

 

[hfgreg]

[video=youtube;F5ErMolRE8M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5ErMolRE8M[/video]

Still love Steven Wright.

 

[bigJake]

Steven Wright, maybe my all time favorite comedian !

 

[whiskeyfoy]

Nah Mitch Headberg is the man!
[video=youtube;pqyiHlRGn5s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqyiHlRGn5s[/video]

 

[whiskeyfoy]

I win?

Post 25... I win! :thumbsup: