ok, I`m going to get banned now...:facepalm:
some others from the same thread, laugh on!
Yuletide Yamalog
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the blog,
Not a creature was stirring, just a slow Yamalog;
The power valves were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes they wouldn't explode and give us a scare;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of SEA-DOOS danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
We just bought a SHO, now the pump tunnel took a crap!
When out on the lake there arose such a clatter,
I looked to the dock to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the water reflected something pink,
I couldn't imagine, now what is that stink,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a blown up Yamalog, and upon it a queer!!!
Sea-Doo Bedtime prayer...
Now I lay me down to sleep;
I pray Thee, Lord, my carbon seal won't leak.
If I should ride before It breaks.
I pray Thee, Lord, my hull won't de-laminate.
And this I ask for Jesus' sake.
Please don't let my ceramic washers disintegrate.
Amen
Do you hear what I hear
Is that a boost leak on your kawi?
Do you hear what I hear
are those pump bearings going to explode?
Do you hear what I hear?
Is that a connecting rod about to let go?
a belt a belt, oh that frightful sound
hold onto something you might drown
Do you hear what I hear
here comes the sea tow boat again!
Do you hear what I hear
money from your wallet you will spend...
Sea Poo is great, Sea Poo is fast
Sea Poo made sure my washers wont last
The charger gave out and left me stranded
Thats when it hit me, reality landed
This ski isn't as great as the salesman said
Could be buying gas, but I buy parts instead
Not the go fast type, just replacing the failures
I find myself grumpy, stressed and curse like a sailor
So now its all fixed I'm on the water again
I wont dare go out alone so I invited a friend
I notice the ski is sinking, this sucks for real
I read about it and it happened, a blown RAD4 seal
I'm angry and frustrated, I'm tired of this grief
This P.O.S. Sea Poo is now a new artificial reef.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
my Sea Doo gave to me
A burned up Carbon Seal.
On the second day of Christmas,
my Sea Doo gave to me
Two glazed up clutches,
And a burned up Carbon Seal.
On the third day of Christmas,
my Sea Doo gave to me
Three bad injectors,
Two glazed up clutches,
And a burned up Carbon Seal.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Sea Doo gave to me
Four bent blades,
Three bad injectors,
Two glazed up clutches,
And a burned up Carbon Seal.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Sea Doo gave to me
FIVE ERROR CODES,
Four bent blades,
Three bad injectors,
Two glazed up clutches,
And a burned up Carbon Seal.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Sea Doo gave to me
Six broken T-Clamps,
FIVE ERROR CODES,
Four bent blades,
Three bad injectors,
Two glazed up clutches,
And a burned up Carbon Seal.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Sea Doo gave to me
Seven leaking hoses,
Six broken T-Clamps,
FIVE ERROR CODES,
Four bent blades,
Three bad injectors,
Two glazed up clutches,
And a burned up Carbon Seal.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Sea Doo gave to me
Eight pounds of slip,
Seven leaking hoses,
Six broken T-Clamps,
FIVE ERROR CODES,
Four bent blades,
Three bad injectors,
Two glazed up clutches,
And a burned up Carbon Seal.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Sea Doo gave to me
Nine rolls of Duct Tape (for you conversion guys)
Eight pounds of slip,
Seven leaking hoses,
Six broken T-Clamps,
FIVE ERROR CODES,
Four bent blades,
Three bad injectors,
Two glazed up clutches,
And a burned up Carbon Seal.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Sea Doo gave to me
Ten missing needle bearings,
Nine rolls of Duct Tape,
Eight pounds of slip,
Seven leaking hoses,
Six broken T-Clamps,
FIVE ERROR CODES,
Four bent blades,
Three bad injectors,
Two glazed up clutches,
And a burned up Carbon Seal.
On the Eleventh day of Christmas,
my Sea Doo gave to me
Eleven shattered retainers,
Ten missing needle bearings,
Nine rolls of Duct Tape,
Eight pounds of slip,
Seven leaking hoses,
Six broken T-Clamps,
FIVE ERROR CODES,
Four bent blades,
Three bad injectors,
Two glazed up clutches,
And a burned up Carbon Seal.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
my Sea Doo gave to me
Twelve Bent Valves,
Eleven shattered retainers,
Ten missing needle bearings,
Nine rolls of Duct Tape,
Eight pounds of slip,
Seven leaking hoses,
Six broken T-Clamps,
FIVE ERROR CODES,
Four bent blades,
Three bad injectors,
Two glazed up clutches,
And a burned up Carbon Seal.
