Craigslist ads near me.

This is a great roast! Searching CL tonight turned this up, LOL. This is not my reply.

http://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/boa/3926537860.html



RE: SEADOO's - $500 (Stafford, VA)
I have several seadoos some run some don't I will sale all 4 for $2000.00 with trailers. Come get them all running and have a great time on the water!! Call 540 me 379 to 7459 them.




I'd like to add a few pieces of information to this posting. First of all, if you call and get no answer, don't bother leaving a message, because you won't get a return call. Secondly, when you finally do speak to him, he'll set up a time and day for you to come see them, and then he won't be there. He'll leave his son there for you to deal with. Coincidentally, he can't negotiate a price with you, and can only allow you to purchase them at the price "his dad has told him to." You will wait patiently for hours while the young boy tries to reach his dad to discuss your offer, but to no avail. I'll admit, the young boy was very nice, and I don't blame him for this arrangement. I do, however, blame his jerk off dad for putting his son in a position to deal with potential buyers. By now, you will have wasted your entire day. Additionally, the words "some run some don't" couldn't be more intentionally misrepresented. None of them run, none even so much as have a battery, and if you find one that even has enough compression to start, it'll have already taken on 4 cans of starting fluid for the last potential buyers to "hear it run". For anyone that has ever had a SeaDoo, we know that these should not be hooked up to a jump pack. Wanna guess what the young boy used to crank them all over? You got it. And the titles to all these goodies? He will "have them" but you won't actually get to see them. For anyone considering this oppurtunity to be an awesome deal as I did, please, save your time. There is very little there of any value, and likely, you'll get screwed out of time and money as I did. But if you're looking for 4 huge piece of shit jet skis that look like they have been molested and attacked by viscious animals, then this is the deal for you. So for you sir, the fine gentleman that wasted my entire day yesterday , I'd like to say...go **** yourself asshole.



Location: Stafford, VA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 
I don't know where this was posted but it the "MANLIEST AD" EVER!!

The Manliest Craigslist Post Ever Sells Jeep That Guarantees Your Wife Will Take Out the Trash
By Drew October 18, 2013 11:25 AM


Every now and then the internet provides us with something glorious. This is one of those times. Currently the manliest Craigslist post of all time is online selling a Jeep in Mckinney, Texas that guarantees a testosterone increase, that your wife will take out the trash, and much more. (The ad has since been removed from Craigslist, but lucky for you we have the entire thing posted below).

Now, I’ll tell you, I have a degree in Marketing, but this guy could probably teach a class in sales skills. After reading about all the benefits of driving this Jeep, you’d be a fool not to buy it.

My words can’t even begin to describe how awesome this ad is, so I’ll just let you read it for yourself:

I should start by saying that if you are looking for a “Pajama party Barbie Jeep” you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words “MEAT & POTATOES”. This is the All American chariot of the free world.

You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Jeep son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Jeep Wrangler Sahara.

So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery.

This baby’s pulse is pumping 4.0 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her straight six nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine automatic. . .you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can’t handle your stick shifter, or reach the clutch pedal, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you stall her out, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of re-bar and sent back where you came from.

It has A/C but are you kidding me….Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: doors off, top down. “What if it rains?”. . .You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn’t give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he’s already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.

If you are looking for the kind of jeep that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the “carpet doesn’t get wet and soggy” Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shit. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor and rhino lined to let the blood drain out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your “sissy sponge glove car wash kit” in the pink bucket it came in. Go ahead and spark up your 6000 psi heated pressure washer on the dually trailer in your man cave, cause you are Tim Gillespie and you can pressure wash your truck on the inside. She’s got rhino lined floors with a full roll cage in case that buffalo comes back to life while you’re doing 80 over some mountain pass or flooded river.

If you’re thinking about Mexican chrome bumpers for her, think again. The bumper bashers come hand forged in a blacksmith shop in Franklin County over a wood burnin fire, out of 4 inch well casing, and railroad tracks and then I welded em to the damn chassis. That way if you get deployed you can piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight from the four corners, so you don’t lose her when your convoy gets hit by a taliband roadside suicide bomber.

And forget about putting one of those “It’s a Jeep Thing. . .You wouldn’t understand” stickers on this machine cause when you’re spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out of your way. . …real quick.

If you think you’re ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land. If you buy this jeep you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this shit will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked….

1. More chest hair.
2. You’re growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You’re taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your car carries five kegs.
7. Penis enlargement.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
10. Sex in the yard.
11. Sex in the garage.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a damn.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary
17. Promotions.
18. Better looking wives.
19. Better looking mistresses.
20. More golfing
21. More killing stuff.
22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
23. More tools in your garage.
24. Bigger TV
25. Wife takes out the trash
26. Four Wheel Drive
27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
30. Chuck Norris.
31. John McCain
32. Steaks for dinner.
33. Winning the Lottery.
34. Women on the side.
35. Wrestling with bea
36. Building shit out of stone.
37. Riding Lawn Mower.
38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
39. Bar Fights.
40. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen’s Club.
41. Craftsman Tools.
42. Jay Bisset.
43. Welding stuff.
44. Digging holes.
45. Huge Piece of meat.

Put your GPS back in your purse.

Sounds good doesn’t it?

This jeep has carried me through 155,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie “300″. . ..And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you’ve worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And Ill handle the rest.

But if you think you’re going to get to whip this mule you better pony up Sixty Five Hundred Dollars. . .American Cash. I’m not selling you this car unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don’t even think about it.
 
Actually the jeep didn't look much different from a stock one.
I wasn't impressed, I thought it might be modded to the nines.
 
The ad reads 2/3 jetski....

Does this mean he took 2-3 ski to make this little boat or it's basically 2/3 the size of a ski.
What model ski was it?
Wish he posted a pic of the inside of the hull to see seating arrangements & stuff.
 
Seadoobuddy said:
The ad reads 2/3 jetski....

Does this mean he took 2-3 ski to make this little boat or it's basically 2/3 the size of a ski.
What model ski was it?
Wish he posted a pic of the inside of the hull to see seating arrangements & stuff.
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2002 RXX

the correct link to the RXX
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/boa/4298273798.html


2001 Sea doo RXX - Approx 64 hours. Ex Condition. The fastest Seadoo in the day and very, very rare. 623lbs and 160hp! All maintance including gas lines, raves and carbs cleaned, new seat exclusive to the RXX - Includes trailer - 248.672.8203 Buy Now b4 Ebay - NO LOW BALLERS!!
 
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It's missing some decals and the splash guard. I have one freshly rebuilt and that clean I would take 5 grand for any southern shoppers.
 
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Seadoobuddy said:
Almost 20K for a 2014 ....crazy????

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/boa/4524500655.html
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That's not even the GTX limited IS ($16,999 new), it's the GTX Limited ($14,499 new) The IS has more raise in the swimdeck, so a person can tell by the photos he has.

Who uses a Pintle hitch for a boat trailer? This guy must pull it to the water with a shop truck, or maybe he works for the railroad? HA! He can keep that Karavan trailer anyway!
 
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