Well, I dodged a bullet here. Here's the story...
I texted the guy yesterday, he said be here at 5 tomorrow. I showed up around 5, brought a battery, it wouldnt turn over (this may be the cause of my bad starter on my 96gsx if you have been following that saga). It would turn over with the plugs out, but with them in no cigar.
VTS Worked, no real damage on the ski, actually the hull was in like mint condition. I brought my compression tester, but it didnt have enough juice to get a reading. The ski had been rebuilt a few years ago also, more on that later.
Anyways, I asked him if he minded if I try and jump start it. He was real hesitant, he knew you couldnt do that and it was his father in laws ski, and I explained it to him the whole procedure (having the car off is safe yada yada yada), and he was still hesitant. I was like "listen buddy, I belong to SDF and through many years of trials and tribulations through my own ski here, i know more than you and your an idiot" (Well maybe not those words exactly but I showed my cards and let him know i know my way around these skis LOL)
He finally agreed and i went to my car to grab the jumpers, and was like "damnit" I left them at home. So I was like Ill be right back I gotta run back to my house and grab them, its only 10 min away. He said that was fine and wouldnt you know when I was pulling out some jackwagon driving some old beater truck shows up to look at the ski, of course he was of the Missouri Redneck variety as well. So I was like you better be here when I get back my battery is still in there.
I get back like 25 minutes later and I see that the guy has driven through the yard to jumpstart the ski with cables he had in his truck, and convieniently shuts off the ski as soon as I show up. I was like "sounds like she is a runner huh", and the ol boy was like yeah I guess she runs, downplaying it LOL. At this point I was just frustrated because I knew I was no longer going to get the deal that I wanted (i wasnt going to pay more than 700 for it just because I honestly didnt want another project), but I was pissed because now the guy was haggling with the other guy and the old boy was playing dumb with this guy saying like "well the trim doesnt work anymore", well no shit you dumbass plug the key back in and it will.
Anyways the buyer was kind of a jackass, I saw his compression tester there and asked him what the compression was, and was like "bet it was 150, huh?". He kinda shrugged and didnt say much but a couple glares at me, and was haggling with the guy and was like, "will you knock $50 off for me?" Of course the guy agreed
I said, "So 950 then?, thats a helluva deal". The buyer was like sorry man this isnt a bidding war I was the first one to call on it. And the seller just kinda shrugged...at this point I was like okay then whatever (because I wasnt going to pay 950 for it, but I just wanted this guy not to get a good deal on it to make a point). I ripped MY battery out of the ski (damn I should crossed the connections looking back on it LOL...nah that would be mean) tossed it in my truck and took off. At the end it was just like me and the buyer standing there and I was like "your really taking him to the cleaners on this deal", he really didnt say anything. So i got in my truck, and texted the guy "your getting f'ing ripped off by this guy, he's bending you over on this deal, someone will pay you $1700 for that ski all day and that guy knows it", he was like "well then come back and gimme 1700", I was like "sorry, I was only trying to get a deal on it like that guy but now i just want to "fudge" that guy over because hes a "dork" and to let you know you are getting the shaft on this deal.
That was about where it ended. All in all it was good because I need another ski like I need a hole in the head but still frustrating all in the same, I hate crappy sellers but understand its rough out there in the Craigslistworld