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Time to start a merry Christmas place.....so Merry Christmas to all......
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Spimothy Leary
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right back at ya !
Merry Christmas to all on SDF & a Happy New Year too.
May your battery never run down,
Fuel & oil always topped off,'
and enough jingle in your pockets for some liquid refreshments after your ride. :cheers:
May your battery never run down,
Fuel & oil always topped off,'
and enough jingle in your pockets for some liquid refreshments after your ride. :cheers:
I truly hope you all have a great Holiday Season.
Enjoy the family and your time off.
I will be flying all through the holidays as the bad guys don't care what day it is.
Be safe and enjoy,,,,
Enjoy the family and your time off.
I will be flying all through the holidays as the bad guys don't care what day it is.
Be safe and enjoy,,,,
hope you all have a very merry christmas and happy new year .... jeff and cyndee .... also, here is a little yarn us rednecks all knew as kids growin up ....................
It was the night before Christmas, when all through the trailer park
Not a pop-top was poppin’, not even Ole Blue barked.
Our stockin’s was hung over the space heater with care,
In hopes Santy would fill ‘em with Viennas and beer.
The kids was alseep in their NASCAR pj’s,
Dreamin’ of Goo Goo Clusters, Moon pies, and RC’s.
And Earlene in her curlers and me in my John Deere cap
Had just settled into our La-Z-Boys for Wheel of Fourtune and a nap.
Then out in the vacent lot I heard such a commotion
I thought it was neighbor Clyde, finally got his T’bird in motion.
I heaved out of my recliner and to the window I flew,
Busted out the screen and hollered for Blue.
The moon was shinin’ down on my old wrecked cars
So bright they was sparklin’ like rusty old stars.
And I couldn’t believe my own hardworking eyes
When a jacked up Ford pickup come flyin’ through the sky!
Faster’n Ole Ironhead hs possums they came
And he whooped and hollered and called ‘em by name
Git up Sooner! Hi Duke! Move yer tails Yaller and Spud!
On Blackie! On Queenie! You mind me Duchess and Bud!
To the top of the satellite dish! To the top of the shed!
Now move it! Step on it! Y’all get out the lead!
You know how, on our road, when a car goes by,
There’s all this dirt flies up into the sky?
That’s how this crew went staight on up to my roof
With that pickup full of toys, a real nice gun rack, and Redneck Santa too.
Then ‘fore I could pop my teeth in I heard up on the tin
The scrabbling around of them Flying possums of his’n.
I yanked my head back in the trailer and hitched up my shorts…
Down the dryer vent Redneck Santa came with a grunt and a snort!
He was dressed in red-and-green camo from his neck to his feet
And I had to give him credit he still had most his teeth.
Looked like stuff from Earlene’s yard sale slung on his back-
There was flyswatters an’ Tupperware an’ 8-tracks stickin’ out of his pack.
His eye took in our humble home
The furniture we bought on layaway in town…
Earline’s pride, that Elvis on velvet…
My collections of barbed wire… and license plates made by relatives.
I coulda’ swore I even saw a glistening tear
When his eye fell on sweet Earlene, a snorin’in her chair.
He kindly favored Hank, Jr., with a big round belly
That shook when he laughed like a blob of K-Y jelly.
Yep, he was fat all right, blocked out our whole Large screen TV,
And I had to laugh when I saw him, ’cause he looked just like me!
When he winked his eye I knew fer sure he’d treat us right-
Why, he might even leave me some ammo tonight!
I stood there dreamin’ of whitetail while I watched him work,
Then he stopped and, like a real man, let out a fart and a burp.
He topped off our stockin’s with Moon Pies and bottle rockets,
Then squoze up that dryer vent like spam in your pocket.
He jumped in his pickup, laid down on the horn…I’m not lying’!
And they took off like white lightnin’ with their possum tails flyin’.
But I heard him holler as headed for the 7-11….
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,
AND MAY ALL REDNECKS GO TO HEAVEN!”
............................................................................hope you all get a new set of spark plugs and some bearing buddy"s .......
It was the night before Christmas, when all through the trailer park
Not a pop-top was poppin’, not even Ole Blue barked.
Our stockin’s was hung over the space heater with care,
In hopes Santy would fill ‘em with Viennas and beer.
The kids was alseep in their NASCAR pj’s,
Dreamin’ of Goo Goo Clusters, Moon pies, and RC’s.
And Earlene in her curlers and me in my John Deere cap
Had just settled into our La-Z-Boys for Wheel of Fourtune and a nap.
Then out in the vacent lot I heard such a commotion
I thought it was neighbor Clyde, finally got his T’bird in motion.
I heaved out of my recliner and to the window I flew,
Busted out the screen and hollered for Blue.
The moon was shinin’ down on my old wrecked cars
So bright they was sparklin’ like rusty old stars.
And I couldn’t believe my own hardworking eyes
When a jacked up Ford pickup come flyin’ through the sky!
Faster’n Ole Ironhead hs possums they came
And he whooped and hollered and called ‘em by name
Git up Sooner! Hi Duke! Move yer tails Yaller and Spud!
On Blackie! On Queenie! You mind me Duchess and Bud!
To the top of the satellite dish! To the top of the shed!
Now move it! Step on it! Y’all get out the lead!
You know how, on our road, when a car goes by,
There’s all this dirt flies up into the sky?
That’s how this crew went staight on up to my roof
With that pickup full of toys, a real nice gun rack, and Redneck Santa too.
Then ‘fore I could pop my teeth in I heard up on the tin
The scrabbling around of them Flying possums of his’n.
I yanked my head back in the trailer and hitched up my shorts…
Down the dryer vent Redneck Santa came with a grunt and a snort!
He was dressed in red-and-green camo from his neck to his feet
And I had to give him credit he still had most his teeth.
Looked like stuff from Earlene’s yard sale slung on his back-
There was flyswatters an’ Tupperware an’ 8-tracks stickin’ out of his pack.
His eye took in our humble home
The furniture we bought on layaway in town…
Earline’s pride, that Elvis on velvet…
My collections of barbed wire… and license plates made by relatives.
I coulda’ swore I even saw a glistening tear
When his eye fell on sweet Earlene, a snorin’in her chair.
He kindly favored Hank, Jr., with a big round belly
That shook when he laughed like a blob of K-Y jelly.
Yep, he was fat all right, blocked out our whole Large screen TV,
And I had to laugh when I saw him, ’cause he looked just like me!
When he winked his eye I knew fer sure he’d treat us right-
Why, he might even leave me some ammo tonight!
I stood there dreamin’ of whitetail while I watched him work,
Then he stopped and, like a real man, let out a fart and a burp.
He topped off our stockin’s with Moon Pies and bottle rockets,
Then squoze up that dryer vent like spam in your pocket.
He jumped in his pickup, laid down on the horn…I’m not lying’!
And they took off like white lightnin’ with their possum tails flyin’.
But I heard him holler as headed for the 7-11….
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,
AND MAY ALL REDNECKS GO TO HEAVEN!”
............................................................................hope you all get a new set of spark plugs and some bearing buddy"s .......
manolocross
Well-Known Member
Merry Christmas and happy new year to all!!! May the new year bring all of us great weather for riding!!!
Look forward to warm weather and getting back on the water.
El Toro 33809
Well-Known Member
The day is winding down, but Merry Christmas everyone.
bigJake
Well-Known Member
Hate to be the downer on the thread, but not a Merry Christmas here. We lost a member of our family due to a drunk driver on Christmas day in a horrific accident. My niece is in the hospital with multiple broken bones and has lost her husband of only 2 years. Her 8 month old daughter has been released from the hospital but will now grow up without a father.
We have all heard it a million times and may be guilty of it ourselves, but please do not drink and drive, and do not allow others to leave a holiday celebration if they should not be driving. Innocent lives should not be shattered. Hopefully reading this will make you think of my nieces shattered family the next time you tell yourself that you "are ok" to drive or you see someone headed for their car who should not be driving but you are afraid to speak up and stop them.
Have a SAFE and Happy New year.
We have all heard it a million times and may be guilty of it ourselves, but please do not drink and drive, and do not allow others to leave a holiday celebration if they should not be driving. Innocent lives should not be shattered. Hopefully reading this will make you think of my nieces shattered family the next time you tell yourself that you "are ok" to drive or you see someone headed for their car who should not be driving but you are afraid to speak up and stop them.
Have a SAFE and Happy New year.
I am truly sorry for your loss. It is very unfair and yet it happens to often.
I wish that I was there for you to offer my physical support.
You and your family are in my prayers. I hope that the mother heals well and quickly and I am happy your niece is ok as far as physical injuries go.
Please give her a hug for me.
I wish that I was there for you to offer my physical support.
You and your family are in my prayers. I hope that the mother heals well and quickly and I am happy your niece is ok as far as physical injuries go.
Please give her a hug for me.
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