Corrupt a wish...

[Shayner]

I am a millionare and make wishes happen, here is 1 million dollars...go by the toy of your dreams.
As you bring your new seadoo home and gaze at it's beauty, police pull in your driveway with the marked bills from yesterdays robbery at the local bank.
Click... Click behind the back.



I wish I had a 1969 yenko camaro !!!

 

[rexsteiner]

your wish has been granted, but its a yenko that has already been ran though the crusher and it will fit in a shoe box.

i wish santa claus was real and realy did bring toys to us each year! but only if we were good...

 

[JoeZ]

You get your dream seadoo, and spend and entire day having fun riding it. Unfortunately, you were only steering out to sea and run out of gas in the middle of the Gulf. Desperate for fuel, you try scooping some of the oil that has been spilled by BP, and ruin your engine trying to run it.

I wish for a stop to income taxes!

 

[ssmedt]

There are no more income taxes!!!!! but a gallon of milk costs 22.95 and bread is 28.60 :hurray:

I wish i was still sleeping

 

[custompartsguy]

Your dream to still be sleeping has become reality however you soon notice you have not woke up yet and never will possibly as last night you where out drinking and decided it was fun to bang your head into the wall however you hit a stud and knocked yourself into a comma, now you have the gift of as much sleep as you like.

I wish for business to pick up and the economy as well.

 

[JoeZ]

Your wish is granted, and both your business and the US economy pick up and move to China.

I wish smoking was banned in clubs.