A thread about anything......

[Seadoobuddy]

Since we have gotten off the thread topic in so many different threads, I thought this one could be used for anything....from Brock's pro wrestling day to his pro gold attire, to my brain farts, to keltonks rampage, to Doc's opening up a repair training course for jet skis....(he doesn't know about this yet so keep it secret).

Next up.......

 

[Seadoobuddy]

another thing...sometimes it's hard to read the posts when the spelling is wrong. "od" instead of "of", threw instead of through,etc. Simple typing mistakes such as liek instead of like I can read with no problem. Believe me "i" make many of those mistakes. but this site offers Spellcheck, lets use it.

now that I got that monkey off my back, maybe I can go back and start scratching my butt with my itchy finger again/.....LOL.

 

[djredman99]

aocdrndicg to rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat lteetr be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Good one....

Liek i siad litle spelin misteaks i cn sitll read.

 

[bigJake]

Hot young girls !!! :hurray::hurray::hurray::hurray::hurray::drool5:

 

[LouDoo]

Speeling, this website is optimized for Mozilla Firefox. So for some of you who are a little slow (this means you Jake), this means if you use Mozilla Firefox and your web browser it has a built in spell check. Sis could probably use this tip also, she didn't graduate from 3rd grade like Jake and I did. We got higher education while Sis had to help Pa down at the still.

Lou

 

[Seadoobuddy]

You guys crack me. It must be a blast at your family reunion BBQ.
Is your uncle really your nephew's cousin on your half-sister side?

 

[bigJake]

Speeling, this website is optimized for Mozilla Firefox. So for some of you who are a little slow (this means you Jake), this means if you use Mozilla Firefox and your web browser it has a built in spell check. Sis could probably use this tip also, she didn't graduate from 3rd grade like Jake and I did. We got higher education while Sis had to help Pa down at the still.

Lou

Lou, I don't remember if his name was Mozilla or not but remember that time we stole a bottle from Pa's still and poured it on that fox that used to hang around the still and lit him on fire. Damn, he screeched louder than a school boy in one of Sis's leg locks.

 

[bigJake]

oh, that reminds me of a time at work I was sending an email to a girl who's last name was Santucci, and the automatic spell checker automatically changed her name to Snatch. Luckily I caught it right before I hit SEND. That's a true story.

 

[LouDoo]

Buddy, This thread is a great idea, now we don't have to worry about upsetting anyone.

Where we're from the gene pool doesn't have a deep end.

Jake, when is the next family reunion? I always pick up dates, I'm kinda getting tired of dating Sis all the time, besides you and Pa always make me share.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

Buddy, This thread is a great idea, now we don't have to worry about upsetting anyone.

Where we're from the gene pool doesn't have a deep end.

Jake, when is the next family reunion? I always pick up dates, I'm kinda getting tired of dating Sis all the time, besides you and Pa always make me share.

Lou

well it was supposed to next week, but Ma sent out the invitations but she spelled our last name wrong so it appears that nobody received their invitation. They were all returned stamped "No such Resident at specified address". I got first dibs on our twin cousins Betty Jo and Betty Jim Bob. Pa's been practicin his banjo playin for the ho down. Hey that's what we say whenever Sis falls.

 

[bigJake]

You guys crack me. It must be a blast at your family reunion BBQ.
Is your uncle really your nephew's cousin on your half-sister side?

Now that's just downright rude. He's SECOND cousin. We ain't inbred.

 

[crisso]

You blokes are rude and crude.Don't you get tired of getting a tap on the back from a relative.:lol:

 

[LouDoo]

Criss, Did you forget that you're related to the family too. Just because you moved away doesn't mean you still ain't kin. Just as soon as Pa sells this next batch we're gonna send Sis over to Oz to bring you home for the family reunion.

Lou

 

[Corby]

Good oll Sis huh! She must travell a bit that one. Hey are either of you guys on a TV show? We3 got a new one on over here about ah "back country type folk" who hunt and eat nearlly anything. Called Swamp People. Just wondering.

 

[thor7000]

too much breed'n not enough read'n....!!

 

[LouDoo]

Good oll Sis huh! She must travell a bit that one. Hey are either of you guys on a TV show? We3 got a new one on over here about ah "back country type folk" who hunt and eat nearlly anything. Called Swamp People. Just wondering.

I think we've been found out. You remember the two brothers hunting rabbits with a 50 cal., the guys with the straggly beards and no teeth, that's Jake and Me.

Lou

 

[crisso]

DANG BOY!!! 50 cal. an a wabbit.Least me 'n Billybob donts 'ave ta skinen gut them there critta's.Wot day's yu say d sis gitten overear 4 bito luvin'.Best ar goes down the butcherin shop an' grabs me a 'andfulla lard

 

[Corby]

Straggley beards and no teeth describes everyone on that show. Male or female. Infact some of the female have better facial hair than me!!!!

 

[faded]

this is not me, but it easily could be, ...

[video=youtube;eH7Q9waEBaU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH7Q9waEBaU&feature=related[/video]


i launched off a wake from a yacht the other day. it felt as if i flew that high. everyone on the yacht cheered. or they could have been yelling. i'm never quite sure.

 

[Seadoobuddy]

OK, Great shot.
When you jump the wakes. Do you let off the throttle? I tried doing that but it seems i just want to hang on tighter and the motor whines out....that can't be good.

 

[faded]

OK, Great shot.
When you jump the wakes. Do you let off the throttle? I tried doing that but it seems i just want to hang on tighter and the motor whines out....that can't be good.

i time my throttle with the wave itself. i let off as i go down and into the wave, then hit it hard as i start to climb up it. at the last minute i let off and it digs me into the next wave as i land. a quick snap of the throttle and i'm right back up in the air. it's all about the "rhythm". you don't really need a lot of speed, just torque.

 

[LouDoo]

Seems like when I got my first ski it had a warning sticker not to jump wakes. Didn't you guys read the sticker? Why do you suppose SeaDoo put those stickers on the skis? Hmmmmm.........:rofl::lol::lol::hurray::hurray::hurray:

Wonder what ever happened to that sticker.

Lou

 

[faded]

Seems like when I got my first ski it had a warning sticker not to jump wakes. Didn't you guys read the sticker? Why do you suppose SeaDoo put those stickers on the skis? Hmmmmm.........:rofl::lol::lol::hurray::hurray::hurray:

first day on my seadoo and i put 13 screws and a plate in my knee, well actually 5 days after. it took the surgeon that long to find an opening to fix me, meanwhile i laid in the hospital on a morphine drip. i was doing a simple donut while standing up. bounced of the tiniest wave from my own wake and came down kinda hard. my knee was positioned in such a way that the impact simply exploded it. i learned on my first day ... there are NO limits. :thumbsup:

 

[Seadoobuddy]

....and I bet you still jump a few every so often, don't you.....?

I'm glad you guys like the thread.