whats your view on ppl wanting to ride your jet ski

[bigJake]

I can't wait... In about 20 more years, I go from perv, to dirty old man. 60 would qualify for dirty old man... right??

damn, I better start looking into what comes after dirty old man... sigh

 

[Suzyjack]

You just keep on telling yourself that Suzy. :lol: He saw it as some cute young girl wrapping her arms around him for a cheap thrill and playing dumb to you. Don't you know ALL men are pigs. :reddevil:

After 28 years the last thing I am worried about is a 16 year old....it is just when he is out on the ski...he thinks he is 16...as long as he is having fun it is all good with me!

 

[Suzyjack]

I can't wait... In about 20 more years, I go from perv, to dirty old man. 60 would qualify for dirty old man... right??

I think it is about 80 now...sorry you may have to wait a little longer.

 

[Carguy89]

Giving a ride and letting someone drive your ski are two totally different scenarios.

 

[purple_people_eater]

i have tons of "lake mootches'" always wanting me to take them to the lake or barrow my water toys, and i hate it. the answer is usually always "hell no"

 

[bigJake]

i have tons of "lake mootches'" always wanting me to take them to the lake or barrow my water toys, and i hate it. the answer is usually always "hell no"

funny how you gain alot of friends when you win alot of money or have cool toys.

 

[aklim]

I just tell them my insurance don't cover anyone but me. The best one I've ever heard was when we where snowmobiling and the other guy told some bum sure..... if I can ride your wife first.

Question. What if he is single or his wife is Jabba The Hutt's sister?

OTOH, what if he did say "Sure" and your wife or GF is around? Would you be able to get a 3 some?

 

[aklim]

well, I have to admit, if a teenage girl asked me for a ride I'd probably give her one too...:drool5:

Even if she was eleven-teen, twelve-teen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen? You know that five will get you ten, right?

 

[aklim]

well at least I keep the sex in the family

That's always good. One less set of in laws to deal with.

 

[aklim]

HELL NO. No riders or borrowers. Go rent your own. Only person that can ride with me is the wife and she rides behind. My ski has a finger throttle so I don't let her ride it since she isn't comfortable with it. Besides, if she wants to ride, I bought her an identical ski to mine so she can ride hers.

 

[bigJake]

Even if she was eleven-teen, twelve-teen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen? You know that five will get you ten, right?

well preferably 18, 19...as long as they don't talk! i can't stand that whiny teenage voice.

 

[aklim]

well preferably 18, 19...as long as they don't talk! i can't stand that whiny teenage voice.

Adult book stores do sell gags, if you want silence. LOL

 

[purple_people_eater]

Even if she was eleven-teen, twelve-teen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen? You know that five will get you ten, right?

actually in several state, NC being one of them, if your under 25 and are not a teacher or goverment worker, 16 is perfectly legal.

 

[LouDoo]

Let me explain something to you guys. Age is all relative. If the girl is younger than you she's a chick. If she's your age she's a fox. If she's older she's an old bag. That's just the way it is.

Lou

 

[aklim]

Let me explain something to you guys. Age is all relative. If the girl is younger than you she's a chick. If she's your age she's a fox. If she's older she's an old bag. That's just the way it is.

Lou

Depending on how much older she is or how old she is, this girl would probably know more tricks in the sack than a chick. I want to have fun not teach.

 

[470]

Let me explain something to you guys. Age is all relative. If the girl is younger than you she's a chick. If she's your age she's a fox. If she's older she's an old bag. That's just the way it is.

Lou

Where does cougar come in.

 

[purple_people_eater]

Where does cougar come in.

the same place i send her out of, the door.

 

[aklim]

the same place i send her out of, the door.

Send them to me then. As long as they are decent looking and with money

 

[LouDoo]

It looks like I've opened up a can of worms here, sometimes it's tough being a sage.:lols:

 

[purple_people_eater]

Send them to me then. As long as they are decent looking and with money

i don't know about you but no women over 25 for me.

 

[bigJake]

i don't know about you but no women over 25 for me.

i got lint in my bellybutton older than 25

 

[purple_people_eater]

i got lint in my bellybutton older than 25

ewwwwww!!!!

 

[Rotor13B]

One day you're going to realize how silly that statement is. lol.


edit: meant to quote Purple people eater.

 

[Scottohno]

after 7 years my jetski buddy was allowed to ride my RXP. i watched him the whole time, and i was on his standup too.

if a stranger did that to me, id let them ride on the back, but thats it.

ive given plenty of strangers rides. ive even had some voluntarily jump off at 65mph. i pick up random chicks sometimes. but none are ever allowed to ride alone.

 

[aklim]

after 7 years my jetski buddy was allowed to ride my RXP. i watched him the whole time, and i was on his standup too.

if a stranger did that to me, id let them ride on the back, but thats it.

ive given plenty of strangers rides. ive even had some voluntarily jump off at 65mph. i pick up random chicks sometimes. but none are ever allowed to ride alone.

Do you ride those strangers too?