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this is too funny so i had to post it. this is a craigslist ad i came across

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Real nice Jet Ski Selling CHEAP (My house)

Date: 2012-08-13, 7:58PM EDT
Reply to: z3rjj-3203785076@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am sellin a reel cool jet ski i have been workin on all sumer but my dad says it dont look safe so he is makin me sell it. I think it will b e safe. It is almost don the motor rung great if you spray it with hair spray to get it goin. It will start on bug spray too but hair spray works the best. I cant run it for you cause my mom ran out of hair spray but if you bring some i will fire it for you. it is almose don. I dont have a cell phone an my parents got turnd off today so call my grammas house an leve a messag thank you BEST OFFR !!!!!! Ps the motor that was in it got blowed up

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Can you say Redneck Yacht Club! LOL

That thing just looks fast sitting still!

That brand new Johnson outboard is Sweet!

On the up side, I bet it gets good gas mileage. :)

A shame the other engine "Blowed Up".
 
how long do you think my battery will last if i hook up my trolling motor to mine ? hope you all got a good laugh, i know i did. all i can say is priceless !!!!!! wonder if the trim works on it . oh god so many comments...... this is surely a candidate for best of craigslist.
 
I wanted to get a look in person and make an offer so I did a mapquest on how to get to "My House". It looks like it's pretty damn close to me.
 
Thank you, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Now I know how I can still use my Xp while I wait for the engine to git done.
 
a thought just crossed my mind and im inspired by the creativeness of this young fellow. we have a pratt and whitney jet engine at my work and im wondering if i could somehow incorperate it into the hull of my 96 xp without alot of mods. now thats a real "jet"ski...lol...
 
Hey Jake,

Ain't that cousin's Cletis' boy who lives up the holler? He bought that Johnson from Pa remember he used to use it for mixin up the mash.

Lou
 
SabrToothSqrl said:
I want to know how the steering and throttle is hooked up.
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looks like he has 1X2 wooden steering of some sort on the side, throttle is an unknown, heck, you gotta admit this kid is good with his hands, he'll make a great shade tree mechanic some day, he'll thankfully migrate to quads and away from pwc's and drink lots of bud light.

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At first I was sad from the lack of spelling and "parents cell phone getting turned off". But when I saw that motor scabbed on there I just laughed harder than I have in a long time. I don't think the rider would have much time to worry about throttle and steering judging from the holes where that pump used to be. Come to think of it, throttle is probably just the amount of hairspray you apply.
 
White Rain = HP!

The text was so hilarious I didn't notice the outboard right away.

and.. it's not bud light.. it's PBR for true hill folk.
 
pretty damn genius, i wondered what that would look like? before i was ready to put a few dollars into a jet ski, i wanted to get a free hull and put a trolling motor on it just to ride around in the canals
 
well im glad i could bring a good laugh to all of you. alot of you have helped me learn alot about jet skis in one way or another. this laugh was the least i can do.
 
Matt Braley said:
At first I was sad from the lack of spelling and "parents cell phone getting turned off". But when I saw that motor scabbed on there I just laughed harder than I have in a long time. I don't think the rider would have much time to worry about throttle and steering judging from the holes where that pump used to be. Come to think of it, throttle is probably just the amount of hairspray you apply.
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lmfao !

ya maybe it is,, if your going say for a 45 mile river cruise, i guess you just bring like 3 can's with you.

and you can pack one of the little travel can's for a reserve...

what the hell do you fog it with?

mousse ?
 
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