Masterferret
New Member
Someone call NASA and tell them I'm ready to head up their next Mars mission. This could only happen to me. Somehow, in the 200ft between my garage/driveway and the edge of the water, I lost my friggin' drain plug. Strangely, it's nowhere to be found. Wait, it gets even better... There's no plug available @ ANY of the shops/dealers within 20 miles. Oh no, there's more. The Chinese restaurant down the road just called. They want to name a new dish after me. It's called Sum Dum Phuk.