Puzzling Trivia questions

[bigJake]

If Fed Keeps Printing, Dollar Will Be Worth Less Than Toilet Paper, Says Peter Schiff

that brings up a question I have, anyone know a good way to get green ink off your hands?

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Castrol super clean might do it

 

[LouDoo]

That's right, at least toilet paper has a use.

Lou

 

[bigJake]

good thinkin, i was afraid to use purple power. That might mix with the green and end up brown.

 

[Pacoson]

2011 dollars is ONE dollar less than 2012 dollars ! HAHaha ....Brp, sorry.

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Good one and i like your signature.....too bad you can't "highlight" the HERE as if it was a live link.

 

[Pacoson]

Thanks, love the avatar, reminds me I need to brew up another batch of IPA.

Next question

A vessel without hinges key or lid/ yet golden treasure inside is hid. What am I (and where is this from)

 

[Seadoobuddy]

An egg???

chicken little??

 

[Pacoson]

yes an egg, but I know it from " The Hobbit "

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Why did the Football coach go to the bank?

I came up with lots of answers.......let's see who comes up with the best, then I'll give you the supposed "right answer".

 

[harryb]

To get his quarterback.

 

[Seadoobuddy]

correct-um-mundo.
I also came up with
Cause his team is in receivership,
He wanted to tackle a money problem,
he didn't want to pass on the freebies,
the banker has a tightend....(oops maybe I should not of said that one.... )

 

[Seadoobuddy]

grammar lesson 101

 

[harryb]

Yep; I hear this all the time, my daughter-in-law is a English teacher.