Oiled my nuts today

[Luv2Camp]

So, had to top off my floor jack and porta power ram with hydraulic fluid today. Had the jug of oil opened and bending over it to put the plug back in the floor jack and kicked the jug. It fell backwards and got oil all over the place. I am sitting on the couch and my wife says to me "what the heck is that smell??" Sure enough, it is coming from my nylon shorts. A quick check and by golly, I will not be squeeking down there for a while. Totally lubed! Cannot believe I did not feel it:hurray::hurray::hurray::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

 

[Sportster-2001-951C-Stock]

LOL, I know there's a joke in there somewhere just can't think of one....

 

[Seadoobuddy]

Did you get oil all over the couch...if so then you'll really needed to oil your nuts since your wife won't be seeing them for awhile

 

[Mickirig1]

If I have work cloths on the Wife says: your not sitting on my couch!