no pun intended

[seadooya]

Mexican guy, standing in line, needing to update the green card. Come to find out, while waitng, the question they were asking, is, to use green, pink, and yellow, in the same sentence. So, he looked down the line, and saw he had some time. Before long, he's almost there, now beating himself up, trying to fiqure this out, it came to him. So the lady called him up, and ask'd him to use green, pink and yellow in same sentence, and his response was.....I heard the phone go green-green, i pink it up, and said, yellow

 

[Dennis]

Friends

An American businessman is in first class on a international flight. He settles in, kicks off his shoes and decides to go get a drink to relax him. He gets up and notices a Iraqi gentleman sitting next to him and asks him if he would also like a drink. The iraqi says yes. As soon as the American was out of sight the Iraqi picked up the Americans left shoe, spit in it and then put it back under the seat.
The American returned with the drinks and the two men began having a pleasant conversation about the differences in their cultures, etc. After a while the American was going to get another drink and the Iraqi said he also would like another one. This time the Iraqi spit in the Americans right shoe and returned it under the Americans seat.
The American returned with the drinks and they continued their conversation.
At the end of the flight the Iraqi turned to the American and said that he really enjoyed their conversation and that he was going to tell his people that the tension between the two cultures was unecessary and that everyone should try to get along. The American said "I totally agree. All this spittin' in shoes and pissin' in drinks has got to stop!!
DAWG

 

[JoeZ]

lol both pretty funny.


I gotta say, these jokes are a great way to cap off the night.